For everyone that voted for The Sperm Donor, this is a trying time, I'm sure. I voted 10,000 times, so I know how you feel. In order to assuage any hurt feelings, I've decided to set-up a bank account where everyone can make charitable donations. Sean Hayes, always a lover of The Sperm, has agreed to match everyone's donations. Please send checks to:
Shoe Schuster
250-20 Hillside Ave.
Bellerose, NY 11426
This is not a tax write off, so just make the checks out to Cash. Thanks.
