Bruno Duarte really took one for the team this week by donning a skimpy ensemple and becoming a living tray of sushi for the charter guests. But hey, is there really any better use for six-pack abs than to be a vehicle for raw fish? As Nico said, "Bring out the D, we get more C-A-S-H."
However, this wasn't the first time we've seen a risque human sushi platter on Bravo. Back during Season 10 of The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra Judge served some scandalous sushi during her "sex tape" party, which didn't go over too well with Vicki Gunvalson. Relive Vicki's empowering speech to the lovely living sushi platter below:
Do you think she took Vicki up on that offer to intern at Coto Insurance?