Just like 'Lady and the Tramp,' but with cocktails.

Bethenny wants the other skaters to know she means business, especially you Sean Young.

Ethan can lay the smack down no problem.

Jason lays a little smackdown of his own out -- like how to treat his lady straight guy.

We know Bethenny can feel the groove, we saw her cut a rug in the club last week.

Feel the music B!

Gina, not your fault, but poorly played cover. Get your story straight or you'll spoil the surprise!

Jason and his parents got Bethenny a mannequin. It's not the mannequin from 'Mannequin,' but it's still a phenomenal gift.

Birthday Outfit Option 1: Rejected.

Inching in on a meltdown.

Mid-meltdown

And back up again. Jason needs a button so he can split his pants on call.

Now the Hoppys have on their birthday suits and they are ready to roll.

Even though Shawn didn't surprise her with stilt-walkers, Bethenny seems pretty pleased.

The Brooklynites came in for the affair of course!

As did Ramona! Turtle time?

"Surprise? You've got to be kidding!?"

"Wait, I take that back! It's Teri."

And Teri brings a pin for 'Skating With the Stars,' to add even more sparkle to those outfits.

Speech time.

Donning her new earrings, and attempting to don a smile.

That's some cake.