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Episode 1: Bravotv.com's Associate Editor heralds the return of Bethenny with "loofers," Shrek ears, and pretend cellphones.

Feb 17, 2012

Looks Like My Closet Made It After All
After several stressful phone calls (some real, some on imaginary children's phones), Bethenny and Jason finally get the keys to their brand new apartment. The apartment is pretty ridonkulous, and thank god, this will prevent Jackie and Co. from crawling through a tunnel to get to places. (She should really stop doing that. I love Cookie and all, but he is not to be trusted).

While the apartment is almost perfect, the closet still leaves a little something to be desired. Bethenny wants a closet that says "Momma has arrived," and this closet just sort of says, "We'll I've been here and it's fine." What does it take to turn it all the way over? I'm going to venture to say some sort of Ziploc bag rack, so that B can have her underwear and swimsuits at her fingertips. Personally, when I think of a closet saying that I've arrived, it's the closet from Clueless, so here's hoping B can get something like that together.

Of course all that space brings up the question of whether a Bryn 2.0 will be running amok in the apartment anytime soon. It seems like that's a question of how many clams Jason can get Bethenny to consume while they discuss excessive sex schedules. In other words, stay tuned.

What else did you adore this episode? Did you agree with the driver Dwayne that Bethenny's shoes where hot? Do you think churches have better store hours than Macy's? Leave your thoughts in the comments!

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally a Bravo show without a bunch of egos going at each other (with the exception of Lisa of BH)

What else can one say other than....BRAVO has a JEM and her name is Bethenny Frankel!

I absolutely love Bethenny and her family/co-workers. She brings comic relief to my life, and she shows every woman out there what 'normal' is. I love you! God Bless! And remember to listen to your own advise because they are good!

Love and admire B very much .

Can you please have Nick Blog! His blogs are always great!

I thought the whole "ball" conversation was beyond disgusting. It was TMI to say the least. That was the most vulgar thing I've seen on TV in a long time.

I ALSO FOUND THE "BALLS" CONVERSATION OVER THE TOP, BUT I AM ALSO FEELING LIKE THIS EPISODE WAS RIDDLED WITH SEX TALK. I WANT TO REMIND BETHENNY THAT A LOT OF HER FANS ARE YOUNG, IMPRESSIONABLE LITTLE GIRS. MANY OF WHOM LOOK UP TO HER THAT ARE WATCHING WITH THEIR MOMS OR ON THEIR OWN. I AM SURE SHE WOULDN'T WANT PEOPLE SPEAKING LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF BRYN. I HOPE THE WHOLE SEASON ISN'T GOING TO BE MORE OF THE SAME. JUST MY OPINION.

I agree with Viewer777 - a show without all the back stabbing and cattiness is great. I love this show... it has it's own type of tension, one that brings out laughter, compassion, OMGs, and love.

More Nick please!!! And Lisa had me rolling on the floor!

Thought Bethenny was great as usual. And let's not forget that this is a Bravo show and never was intended for children so please leave your "i'm offend"s at the door.

Except for occasional tears we cry along w/Bethenny, this is the one and only show that makes me smile from beginning to end. If it isnt cute little Bryn, learning how to talk, or something funny that Bethenny says or does, or her interactions w/Jason...I so enjoy each and every episode. Heaven forbid I miss a Monday night episode these days, since Bravo doesnt run them like they do other shows. What's up w/that? At least give us a chance to see the week before at some point during the week, plus theres no chance to 'catch up' anymore On Demand. Please put more shows on for those of us who miss MOnday nights' episode. I'm so concerned about Bethenny's relationship w/Jason...they really love each other, that is quite apparent, but sometimes "liking" our spouse isnt that easy. Hope they can fix their problems, their marriage is so worth saving. So sad to see her and Jason so unhappy.