And Julie shares her wisdom -- even if she immediately forgets it.

Who's that hiding in the bushes?

Oh just two spies, looking to find out the truth about Cookie's behavior at the dog park.

Bethenny and Jason discuss her upcoming birthday and decide a trip to Mexico seems in order.

Jason likes this idea because vacations equal vacation sex. Happy birthday to Bethenny!

Apparently, this is what Bethenny looks like in her sleep -- mouth guard and all.

Bethenny calls in a professional to evaluate her closet in preparation for the new house. Her face accurately portrays her shock that not everyone has 50 bathing suits, nor do they keep their bathing suits in plastic bags.

The closet lady feels that she can create a closet worth of B's OCD nature.

Bethenny and Mariette head out to check out chandeliers for the new apartment.

And Bethenny meets an amazing designer with a home usually filled with naked men playing piano. That's a good friend to have.

Mariette doesn't trust all of Bethenny's choices, but she finds solace in the fact that she relegate some things to the dressing room.

Taking a load off, and enjoying the view from underneath.

Bethenny decides that she needs the whole Skinnygirl team to be well-versed in self-defense techniques.

Bethenny is amazed at how tough Dawa is. Get it girl.

Perhaps Dwayne has taken that class a little too seriously.

Bethenny gets a shocking email about a story in 'Star' magazine.

Bethenny cannot believe that the story might have come from her mother.

After that shocking email, Bethenny sits down with her design team to discuss the renovation.

And the contractor has plans to get rid of Jason's "man cave."

Bethenny is less than thrilled with this idea.

So she has Steve call Jason -- and somehow Jason agrees.

In the continuing education category, Bethenny also takes the team to a CPR class.

And Dwayne admits that he knows how to CPR on all four or five of us kids.

Bethenny discusses her years growing up with Dr. Amador.

Party in Bethenny's extra large shower.

Bethenny and Jason discuss "Closetgate," and Jason concedes to give up his man cave for Bethenny's closet.