January 12, 2007
What could be a more enticing opportunity for the discriminating Bravo viewer than coming up with a phrase that becomes the "exit line" on our next reality show? (Yes, being Heidi Klum's PA is a close runner up.) I'm talking about "Shear Genius," Bravo's quest to find the best hair stylist in America.
Most of Bravo is in Pasadena this morning to make several big programming announcements, including unveiling the host of "Shear Genius" -- none other than the always classic Jaclyn Smith.
From the moment she walked onstage with her Angel Sisters at the Emmys last summer, capped as always by a halo of perfect hair, we knew that she was the perfect "Shear Genius" host. We're damn proud and excited that this perennially beautiful and poised icon is joining the Bravo family.
Comments
Megan wrote:
You don't make the cut.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 12:26 PM
may wrote:
"Make like your ends, and split."
"You are not Jonathon" oops, wrong show
"that hairstyle stincks like a bad perm, now go"
"back to great clips with you"
Great job for Jaclyn Smith, now bravo needs to show the love to Victoria Principal and Suzzane Sommers (they have had some back karma) Is Marlou Henner next?
have a great weekend all.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 12:28 PM
vicky hartmann wrote:
winners could be designated "a cut above the rest"
& those eliminated ...." sorry you didn't make the cut"
Now, what's this I hear about a mailbox full of Bravo cash?
posted on January 12, 2007 at 12:33 PM
jc wrote:
"I don't know why we cast you in the first place. Idiot."
"Everything about you sucks. Not just your hairstyling."
posted on January 12, 2007 at 12:40 PM
jc wrote:
"I don't know why we cast you in the first place. Idiot."
"Everything about you sucks. Not just your hairstyling."
posted on January 12, 2007 at 12:45 PM
Macy wrote:
"this is your bad hair day"
"your style is fried"
"done your damage"
"out of style"
"turn in your shears and leave"
"out with the 80'S
"your off the books"
posted on January 12, 2007 at 12:45 PM
Bernie DeVito wrote:
Your do is thru Perm..anently
posted on January 12, 2007 at 12:46 PM
liza wrote:
"Your wings have been cut"
"It's your bad hair day"
"Go back to your roots"
"Hair today, gone tomorrow"
posted on January 12, 2007 at 12:47 PM
Melissa wrote:
"Loser's Name, you should curl up and dye, You are not the next shear genius".
posted on January 12, 2007 at 12:55 PM
Jolene wrote:
I know this is similar to some others and you will probably get a ton of "cut" ideas, BUT how about:
"You just didn't cut it"
or
"Your designs don't cut it"
posted on January 12, 2007 at 12:58 PM
Amy wrote:
How about:
"Sorry, but you just can't cut it."
"Buzz off."
"We need to trim the competition."
"You make me wanna barf in the shampoo bowl."
"We just don't like you."
posted on January 12, 2007 at 12:59 PM
Esbee wrote:
"You may run with your scissors."
"It's time to put down your comb."
"Like a dead end, you've been snipped."
Or you could just have her do that awesome Kelly Garrett gun-pose from the opening sequence of Charlie's Angels at the person being sent home.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 1:00 PM
Marcia Trickett wrote:
Why not "Your appointment is over."
Jaclyn Smith's a great choice. Classy and warm and smart.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 1:06 PM
nik wrote:
This one is horrible, but I had to do it:
"Cut it out."
posted on January 12, 2007 at 1:17 PM
Jesse wrote:
I think "you don't make the cut" is the obvious choice, but how about "You're no genius"?
posted on January 12, 2007 at 1:19 PM
Richard given wrote:
In the same vein as Top Chef: "Please pack your scissors and go!"
posted on January 12, 2007 at 1:20 PM
Jill Wojnarowicz wrote:
How about simply "you've been 'Cut' ".
posted on January 12, 2007 at 1:25 PM
Nancy Burdette wrote:
You've been coiffed ! (Like you've been offed!)
Time to return to your roots.
That feather won't fly !
posted on January 12, 2007 at 1:34 PM
pam kelly wrote:
Wow, you are having a bad hair day!!!
posted on January 12, 2007 at 1:59 PM
Cherise wrote:
"You are shearly not the genius of hair"
posted on January 12, 2007 at 2:19 PM
loni brown wrote:
" You've been clipped"
posted on January 12, 2007 at 2:23 PM
jimmy wrote:
This is Jaclyn Smith, queen of classic, but also cancer survivor and wife and mother. Please have her say something heartfelt. Only then would it sound believable, and like something she would actually say.
"You'll cut another day" -- dismisses, but offers hope.
"Time to head home"-- is something I can hear a Texan saying, and also a play on the word 'head'.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 2:23 PM
Cindy wrote:
Is "You just don't make the cut" taken by Martha Stewart?
*"We're lopping you off, now."
**Sorry, your time here is cut short, now."
*"You're not permanent any more."
*"You are cut."
*"Please pack your shears and go."
**Please pack your hair dryer and blow out."
""So-and-so, your styling doesn't make the cut.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 2:27 PM
selat wrote:
You don't seem to gel.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 2:34 PM
Deb G wrote:
You've been lopped off our list!
posted on January 12, 2007 at 2:37 PM
jessica wences wrote:
Jaclyn Smith is my idol.
Here are some "It's sheer badness for you i'm sorry ", "It's sheer madness for you honey i'm sorry", "It's a Don't for you"(for the loser)"it's a DO for you" (for the winners). "Yours is not a hair masterpiece ". "It's nappy time for you"
posted on January 12, 2007 at 2:41 PM
BecQui Trout wrote:
Your shears didn't make the cut. Pack up your station and go.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 2:46 PM
mad dog wrote:
Leave before I throw my scissors and hit you in the retna.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 2:48 PM
Cindy wrote:
"Please pack your scissors, you've been snipped."
posted on January 12, 2007 at 2:54 PM
Zia wrote:
I am thinking more along the lines of Jaclyn Smith's tone - she is a class act. Whatever exit statement is chosen, must feel comfortable coming from her lips. In accordance with J.S. style - my suggestion would be:
"You're the first stylist we've chosen to be blown off the set. Good luck."
followed by:
"You are the next stylist chosen to be blown off the set. Good luck."
("Good luck with your next blow job" would be inappropriate - but it was fun to consider momentarily!)
posted on January 12, 2007 at 3:01 PM
Sara wrote:
"Bangs are out and so are you." Or some other hairstyle that is out.....
posted on January 12, 2007 at 3:13 PM
kristin wrote:
how about..."Take care." If you say it a little fast, it sort of sounds like, "Take hair." I don't think that necessarily makes it any better, but there you go. Plus, I think "Take care." is at once the kindest and meanest thing to say to someone you're rejecting.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 3:15 PM
SonyaD wrote:
we're sending you back to beauty school.
bwahahahhaaha
posted on January 12, 2007 at 3:18 PM
Sarah A wrote:
It's now time that we part.
Or
It's time to part ways.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 3:30 PM
Jody wrote:
You're snipped.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 3:34 PM
Ceg wrote:
"Your appointment is canceled."
posted on January 12, 2007 at 3:34 PM
stephanie gandy wrote:
brush off the hair and go home.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 3:40 PM
LB wrote:
"You're cut!"
posted on January 12, 2007 at 3:41 PM
Ashley Lamb wrote:
"I'm sorry, you're snipped from the competition"
posted on January 12, 2007 at 3:41 PM
Martin wrote:
You were a highlight, but please style on (elsewhere). I hope Andy did'nt stain that lovely red bench.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 3:46 PM
Kim wrote:
You haven't made the final cut.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 3:47 PM
Quinn Corbett wrote:
*blank* you are the up-don't. The rest of you, you are the up-do's. congratulations.
*blank* you're roots are showing and you don't make the cut
you're style was shear failure
you are bleached out
you're style was choppy. you're cut.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 3:51 PM
tommy pierce wrote:
name of person Hairs the door ..
(Host points to door)
posted on January 12, 2007 at 4:01 PM
John wrote:
You've cut it too short!
posted on January 12, 2007 at 4:06 PM
Anna wrote:
Please pack your scissors. You've been trimmed.
We're taking a little off the bottom.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 4:13 PM
Natty wrote:
"You're a cut below the rest."
posted on January 12, 2007 at 4:13 PM
Craig wrote:
I'll watch this just for Jaclyn! My suggestion is to the point but courteous:
"I'm sorry but you've been cut."
posted on January 12, 2007 at 4:23 PM
shirley whitt wrote:
Gather your swatches.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 4:27 PM
Jim wrote:
Your new do looked like doo-doo!
posted on January 12, 2007 at 4:34 PM
Kim wrote:
'You've had the worst hair day. Please clear out your station.'
posted on January 12, 2007 at 4:44 PM
Diane V. wrote:
Coifedersein?
posted on January 12, 2007 at 4:51 PM
Paul wrote:
"You've been cut"
posted on January 12, 2007 at 5:01 PM
Sara wrote:
"You just don't cut it"
"You're no angel"
"You are a mullet"
"Put a hat on"
posted on January 12, 2007 at 5:42 PM
Phil wrote:
You just didn't cut it.
You didn't make the cut.
You're cut.
Cut your losses.
We were looking for a cut above the rest... and you didn't make the cut.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 5:42 PM
Cara wrote:
Your A Blow Out!
posted on January 12, 2007 at 5:55 PM
Joyce Pepper wrote:
Suggested Tag Line: Please clear your station and go.
(all the beauty shops I know use that term for the place each stylist works)
posted on January 12, 2007 at 6:14 PM
Paul wrote:
"Fantastic Sam's is hiring...."
"I'm sorry. We can't fit you in this week."
"Sweep the floor and shut the lights off before you leave."
"To paraphrase L'Oreal....'You're NOT worth it'!"
"Back to Beauty School for you, I'm Afraid>"
"Does She or Doesn't She...? She DON'T!"
"Snip! Snip! All done!"
posted on January 12, 2007 at 6:22 PM
valgal wrote:
Wer're sorry we're going to have to bid you adieu ... contestent name.
get it "a do" as in hairdo?
or
We're sorry your I.Q. just won't do.
a play on the genius and again, with the hair"do"
You know you love it. I can't wait to have bragging rights.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 6:40 PM
Frank wrote:
Why am I doing this? I don't care about hair, probably won't watch, just might though if you use mine. "Were sorry, you have committed Shear Madness, not Shear Genius, please leave."
posted on January 12, 2007 at 6:44 PM
Chanel wrote:
"Wash your combs and go"
"Unplug your dryer and go"
posted on January 12, 2007 at 6:53 PM
Anna wrote:
We are sorry, but you have been washed.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 7:06 PM
FELICIA FROM TEXAS wrote:
--"IN THE LONG & SHORT OF IT, YOU'RE NO SHEAR GENIUS"
--"YOUR SHEARS NEED SHARPENING--PLS PACK THEM & GO"
--"NO MATTER HOW YOU CUT IT, YOU'RE NO SHEAR GENIUS"
--"YOUR STYLE IS OUTDATED-PLS CLEAN YOUR WORKSTATION & LEAVE"
--"YOUR NOT THE STYLIST WE'RE LOOKING FOR-PLS PACK YOUR SHEARS & GO"
posted on January 12, 2007 at 7:19 PM
Nancy wrote:
"It's time to cut and run"
I actually think the best ones have already been suggested, such as "I'm sorry, you haven't made the cut" or "I'm sorry, you've had a bad hair day"
posted on January 12, 2007 at 7:24 PM
COLLEEN wrote:
We are looking for the best. Your cut was a shear disaster.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 7:33 PM
K wrote:
"You Have Made Your Last Cut"
posted on January 12, 2007 at 7:34 PM
Jane wrote:
Loretta (or whoever), I'm sorry...
Your skills suck. Leave now.
Cut and run.
Head on out.
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
You've been cut.
Pack up your equipment, and go.
You are no dang genius.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 7:51 PM
Gigi wrote:
Your do is done.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 8:19 PM
Nancy Spivey wrote:
I think with Jaclyn Smith as host, it cannot be something crass. And it should be short - just a word or two...
You're cut.
posted on January 12, 2007 at 8:28 PM
Frank wrote:
thought of another one..."You have commited a comb-over, not a clear-cut, please leave, your scissors are dull"
posted on January 12, 2007 at 8:49 PM
CHRISTINA G. wrote:
Ending commentary - Please, come back when your hair styles are a cut above the rest.
Have a great life; we're sorry you didn't make the cut.
Also, what type of showdown is the show considering; maybe a photo shoot or a runway show?
posted on January 12, 2007 at 9:26 PM
Monica Hohler wrote:
It's time for you to mop the clippings and go
posted on January 12, 2007 at 10:22 PM
pat bogda wrote:
You Blew It!
posted on January 12, 2007 at 10:31 PM
jimmy wrote:
Time to head off
posted on January 12, 2007 at 11:13 PM
Michelle wrote:
You're cut loose!
It's been hairy! (just kidding with that one!)
posted on January 12, 2007 at 11:41 PM
Amanda wrote:
"Your 'DO is a DON'T"
"Blow - out."
posted on January 12, 2007 at 11:42 PM
Alexis wrote:
"Blow Out"
"You're Cut"
"Style Out"
posted on January 13, 2007 at 12:14 AM
steve wrote:
"You're no genius."
posted on January 13, 2007 at 12:17 AM
Shannon Nickelson wrote:
You are not the shear- cut favorite, time to cut our losses!
posted on January 13, 2007 at 12:50 AM
Janel wrote:
"you have been blown out"
posted on January 13, 2007 at 12:56 AM
candy roberts wrote:
"It's time we "parted""
"your streak is now at its end"
"we've seen your true colors"
"snip-snip"
posted on January 13, 2007 at 2:16 AM
Theresa wrote:
Your styling techniques are a cut below the rest. Now please take your gear and leave.
Your modus operandi falls short rather than layered with style. It's time to pack your tools and go home.
Your approach to the clips and trends fall short of being a shear designer. Name, you are dismissed.
posted on January 13, 2007 at 2:43 AM
jennifer s Brookstone wrote:
Here is my voice, shear on down the road is my idea.
posted on January 13, 2007 at 5:14 AM
William Nally wrote:
Welcome to “Shear Genius” It a HairyWorld !!!
posted on January 13, 2007 at 5:32 AM
LS wrote:
Hair today
gone tomorrow
posted on January 13, 2007 at 6:21 AM
Lynn wrote:
Sorry Your Station is Closed, please pack your products and go.
posted on January 13, 2007 at 6:36 AM
gay guru wrote:
I agree that Jaclyn is a class act, so this is hard,
1: I'm Sorry, Hair today, Gone Tomorrow
2: I'm Sorry, we're looking for a cut above the rest, goodbye
3: Sorry, we're in need of a trim, goodbye
4: I'm sorry, your salon is closed
5: I'm sorry, pack your shears, this is your final cut
those are my best, here are my slightly bent ones, lol
6: (name of contestant) The client as spoken, you must pack your shears and leave immediately.
7: Class over, you are our beauty school dropout
8: I'm sorry, like farrah's hair, your style is over
9: I'm sorry, wash, rinse, but dont repeat, goodbye
10: That style wouldn't make it in a Kmart Salon, goodbye
posted on January 13, 2007 at 7:03 AM
Lisa wrote:
I see it's already been posted, but I was also thinking of "You're cut!"
posted on January 13, 2007 at 7:17 AM
Suzanne wrote:
How about "Go curl up and dye"?
Too mean?
If so, I'd like to vote for "Im sorry , you're cut".
BTW TIM GUNN IS HAVING HIS OWN SHOW??
I am BESIDE myself with joy!
Now give the man whatever he wants to make sure he is there for Season 4. Please?
posted on January 13, 2007 at 7:18 AM
Michelle wrote:
Elimination line: "You're not it." (as in an italicized it)
Final greeting to the contestant: "Goodnight."
posted on January 13, 2007 at 8:00 AM
deb wrote:
hey sweetie, don,t run with your scizzors
posted on January 13, 2007 at 8:37 AM
Mary wrote:
Hair's looking at you, kid.
Time for you to cut and run.
You may be an angle, but you're no genius
You've been clipped ( more suited for a briss reality show maybe)
Sweep up your station and go
Rinse but no repeat
posted on January 13, 2007 at 9:22 AM
cathy wrote:
how about It doesn't take a shear genius, you have been clipped
posted on January 13, 2007 at 9:23 AM
Valgal wrote:
To further explain my "Your I.Q. just won't do", and have it make sense. The tag line during the show would always be, "Show off your I.Q. (Innovation & Quality). Kinda like, Make it Work" on Project Runway. Kate or whomever is in contact with the contestants during the show will initially have to explain the Innovation and Quality or what they refer to as I.Q. At the elimination Kate will say something like "The two main things I look for each week are Innovation and Quality, or I.Q.
"I'm sorry _____ your I.Q. just won't/will not do, please leave the shop"
Dude, I'm brilliant. You know you love my follow-up skills.
My " We bid you adieu" is totally a close second. Whatever it is it has to be classy for Kate. You can't use crap like "blow this"
I love what I've created here, run with it:-)
posted on January 13, 2007 at 9:38 AM
Christina G wrote:
"Ciao, Bella."
"Goodbye, gorgeous."
"Honey, you have GOT to go."
"Get OUT."
"O-T. The only thing missing is U."
(note subtle rainbow friendly message)
"Only the best will do."
"What were you thinking??"
"That's it. Pack it up"
posted on January 13, 2007 at 10:56 AM
Alexandria wrote:
"YOUR Cutting Edge Is NOT Shear Genius."
posted on January 13, 2007 at 11:02 AM
Megan wrote:
"you've been snipped"
posted on January 13, 2007 at 11:06 AM
felicia from texas wrote:
"Unfortunately, you are NOT a cut above the rest!"
(to the winner "Congratulations, you ARE a cut above the rest!")
"We've made a clear cut decision & you're OUT!"
(to the winner "We've made a clear cut decision & you're IN!!"
posted on January 13, 2007 at 12:01 PM
Wendy wrote:
Some variation of a "bad hair day" works fine.
Also, you don't have a good look.
We don't like your look.
Your look loses.
You've been cut.
Can't think of anything clever with "hair raising" or "salon" or "sheer" whatever -- although maybe someone else can.
Congrats on bagging Jackie!
posted on January 13, 2007 at 12:08 PM
tony from texas wrote:
"We're gonna have to cut you out"
"Go cut somewhere else"
posted on January 13, 2007 at 12:38 PM
Barb Andersen wrote:
We are looking for shear genius but unfortunatly you did not make the cut.
posted on January 13, 2007 at 12:42 PM
Lynda I wrote:
"Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow"
"Shearly you jest, and you're out!"
"Sorry, you have not made the cut!"
"Cut out now, thank you".
"You have been cut!"
"Your scissors can be closed for now..."
"Cut and Roll!"
posted on January 13, 2007 at 12:49 PM
Amy wrote:
This is to Valgal:
We got it the first time; therefore, your clarification post is pointless. If a zinger needs 200 words to explain, the ensuing comedy flies out the window. Keep 'em short, keep 'em sweet.
Your 'do is a don't, you don't cut it, curl up and dye; these are examples of the strand (nyuk nyuk) to follow. If your zinger forces you to write a show around some prized tag line, your zinger needs to be discarded.
Or snipped ( natch.)
posted on January 13, 2007 at 1:25 PM
David Luck wrote:
Sorry Charlie...You're not sharp enough.
posted on January 13, 2007 at 1:39 PM
Robin Seldin wrote:
how about 'You can't Cut it!'
posted on January 13, 2007 at 1:47 PM
Donna Heavens wrote:
"You've been trimmed and cut " Pack your sheers and head back to the salon.
posted on January 13, 2007 at 2:31 PM
B wrote:
I don't think this has been suggested.......I'm sorry, you're just a cut below what we're looking for.
posted on January 13, 2007 at 3:16 PM
Diane wrote:
Your shear wrong ,, so it's time you split
posted on January 13, 2007 at 3:51 PM
Todd wrote:
You are noy cut material, pack your shears - Godd bye!
posted on January 13, 2007 at 3:51 PM
Lawrence wrote:
I'm sorry..(insert name of loser)..you just don't cut it!!!
posted on January 13, 2007 at 5:42 PM
KSmith wrote:
You're just not cutting it.
posted on January 13, 2007 at 5:44 PM
Rachel wrote:
I think "you didn't make the cut" sounds better
or maybe, "you're NOT a cut above the rest"
posted on January 13, 2007 at 6:03 PM
Michelle wrote:
"We do not think you are shear genius. Please go and 'do it up elsewhere."
"You are not shear genius. Now, chop chop!"
"No cheers, no shears."
"Well, my dear, your shears have seen the long and the short of it."
"So long."
"Frankly my dear, your shears just didn't cut it."
"I fear this means that your shears-- and you-- must go. So long."
"So short, so long. It's time to go.
"So short or long, it's time to go."
"You have been unclipped."
posted on January 13, 2007 at 6:19 PM
Jim wrote:
I have no idea why this popped into my head, but it did. While reading through the other suggestions, I noted some similar, but exactly the same:
"I'm afraid you don't cut it. Please take your scissors and run."
posted on January 13, 2007 at 6:39 PM
Barbara wrote:
Tagline for Shear Genius
"Shearly, all your appointments have been cut. Please head out!
posted on January 13, 2007 at 7:26 PM
COLLEEN wrote:
(Contestant's name), this is your final cut.Please clear your station and leave.
posted on January 13, 2007 at 7:53 PM
Kristy wrote:
Please pack your scissors and go
You are NOT a cut above.
Please pack your scissors and go
You've been snipped.
Please pack your scissors and go.
You are a shear hairsaster.
Please pack your hair dryer and go.
Your blow job was not HOT!!!!.....lol
posted on January 13, 2007 at 7:55 PM
barbara ellen wrote:
1) hair today gone tomorrow
2)you lost by a hair
3)you're having a bad hair day....goodbye
posted on January 13, 2007 at 7:57 PM
Lana wrote:
"You're out of style" or "Your style is out."
posted on January 13, 2007 at 8:08 PM
Cyndy wrote:
Hope I didn't miss this in my quick scan...if it's a duplicate, no problem. Please take your comb and de-part.
Bad pun, I know....but I tried! :-)
posted on January 13, 2007 at 8:16 PM
Madeline wrote:
Hair today, gone right now.
Hee hee, it sucks but it would be funny....
posted on January 13, 2007 at 8:20 PM
elizabeth wrote:
You're cut!
posted on January 13, 2007 at 8:46 PM
Tammy wrote:
Sorry, you're just not our style.
posted on January 13, 2007 at 8:51 PM
Josh wrote:
Cut you.
posted on January 13, 2007 at 9:16 PM
Amber Gilbert wrote:
How about...
being a cut above the rest?"
Much Love,
Amber
posted on January 13, 2007 at 10:01 PM
Justin wrote:
Sorry, you're all washed up...
You just don't cut it...
Buzz off...
posted on January 13, 2007 at 10:03 PM
Shoshanna wrote:
"I'm sorry, you're a hair don't!"
(This is sort of what someone else said, but a little different)
posted on January 13, 2007 at 10:09 PM
jessica wences wrote:
"grab your sheers and hit the nappy trail," "snip, snip your out", "cut, cut your CUT,"
"your so called talent is no longer needed"
posted on January 13, 2007 at 10:34 PM
R. Christian Anderson wrote:
Keep it simple:
"You're out of style, please leave the salon!"
posted on January 13, 2007 at 10:43 PM
Amanda wrote:
"Off with your head!"
Off with your hair!"
posted on January 13, 2007 at 10:49 PM
Anna wrote:
Maybe Jacklyn can say the person's name and then follow it by saying: The hairsay here is that your creation was a no style sensation. Thank you
posted on January 13, 2007 at 11:30 PM
kel wrote:
"Time to close up shop for you."
"I'm sorry, you're a beauty school dropout."
"You've been clipped"
"You're sooo last week!"
posted on January 13, 2007 at 11:36 PM
Leslie wrote:
Each contestant could have lighted "hollywood" mirrors. Once they've been eliminated, the lights above their station are turned off. Jaclyn could say something like "The mirror never lies. You are not the next Shear Genius; please pack up your station and go home."
posted on January 13, 2007 at 11:39 PM
Matthew minnich wrote:
You are not on the cutting edge.
posted on January 13, 2007 at 11:59 PM
Debra Walker wrote:
Contestant name...You can not "foil" a genius love.
Contestant name...Your style genius has no "extension"
Contestant name...You are the "lowlight" I'm sorry...
Contestant name...The "develop" "process" shows you need a "touch-up" on your genius.
posted on January 14, 2007 at 12:06 AM
Debra Walker wrote:
Contestant name...You can not "foil" a genius love.
Contestant name...Your style genius has no "extension"
Contestant name...You are the "lowlight" I'm sorry...
Contestant name...The "develop" "process" shows you need a "touch-up" on your genius.
posted on January 14, 2007 at 12:17 AM
tom wrote:
VALGAL, who is KATE?????????????
posted on January 14, 2007 at 12:53 AM
Brian Kortmeyer wrote:
I believe it is always Bravo's DNA to be positive in all of its programming features: So, in the style of Project Runway, Top Chef, Top Design...comes Shear Genius's exit call.
"This Style won't be your last,
Pick up your shears and never look back!"
Hope you like it! :)
Brian Kortmeyer
Palm Springs, CA
posted on January 14, 2007 at 12:58 AM
TITO wrote:
10 Brilliant Ideas
1. You're LOPPED, you're CHOPPED, you're HAIRSTORY!
2. I'm glad it wasn't my hair....
3. Can you still hear her crying?
4. Your styling license has been revoked!
5. Child... you better get outta here...
6. Have you tried auditioning for Top Chef?
7. Have you tried auditioning for Project Runway?
8. Have you tried auditioning for Top Design?
9. *no dialogue* Just have Jaclyn snap her fingers in front of her with some ATTITUDE!
10. You'll be escorted out of here by these nice officers...
posted on January 14, 2007 at 1:02 AM
Amanda wrote:
ANDY- I stopped reading the posts above after seeing this piece of genius:
"you make me wanna barf in the shampoo bowl."
I can't take credit for the line, but I certainly can wholeheartedly recommend it!
It made me laugh out loud here, and so you can bet that I'll laugh hearing Jacklyn say it.
But, besides being crude, it might get too redundant. She could mix it up with phrases like, "if you cut another person's hair again I'm going to vomit on you" or "is that the smell of the hair dye that's making me want to barf...? Oh no, it's your face"
posted on January 14, 2007 at 2:10 AM
kim wrote:
i think "you are a beauty school dropout" is the best
posted on January 14, 2007 at 2:43 AM
AR wrote:
Ms. Smith is a marvelous choice.
How Hair-Raising!
Back to Beauty School!
posted on January 14, 2007 at 3:45 AM
indrea gordon wrote:
You are "unbeweaveable"!
Like a thorn in my side and a loose track in my weave, you must leave
Make tracks and skid your way outta here
posted on January 14, 2007 at 8:05 AM
indrea gordon wrote:
You are "unbeweaveable"!
Like a thorn in my side and a loose track in my weave, you must leave
Make tracks and skid your way outta here
posted on January 14, 2007 at 8:07 AM
Mike A. wrote:
Jaclyn Smith is a great choice for this show.
How about: Your wings have been clipped, Angel.
I know, maybe a little too retro (plus, you may not be permitted to use the word Angel, due to legal mumbo jumbo), but at least the dismissal has the potential to be a little less devastating coming from Ms. Smith.
BTW, I love Padma Lakshmi on Top Chef. She is the perfect choice to host and to dismiss the chefs. Her eyes are kind and sincere, making the dismissal a little less painful. Jaclyn Smith has the potential to be very much the same.
posted on January 14, 2007 at 8:08 AM
Katy D wrote:
"your name"
"I'm sorry your all washed out!"
posted on January 14, 2007 at 8:17 AM
LR wrote:
"Curl up and Dye!"
"You dont make the cut"
posted on January 14, 2007 at 8:30 AM
Martie wrote:
Thank you . Your style genius isn't sharp enough.
Thank you , but your cutting edge is dull.
posted on January 14, 2007 at 9:02 AM
Shea wrote:
“Please pack up your station and go.”
I like that statement because it doesn’t address the contestants entire career, just their time on the show.
posted on January 14, 2007 at 9:16 AM
sophie mitchell wrote:
Sorry that isn't what we're looking for, you need more time to let yourself grow.
posted on January 14, 2007 at 11:34 AM
connie wrote:
Something classy, yet let a contestant know its the end of the road for them. How about, "I'm sorry, you'v been cut off"
Connie
posted on January 14, 2007 at 11:49 AM
Kim B. wrote:
"This was your final cut"
"You've committed shear madness - goodbye"
"You've lost your locks"
"You're 'locked' out"
"Hairwell"
"Your overblown"
posted on January 14, 2007 at 11:58 AM
Margi wrote:
"You're cut!"
posted on January 14, 2007 at 1:24 PM
David wrote:
NAME OF PERSON...the llong and the short of it is...your highlights didn't show today, and we can't make you permanent....please leave the salon.
posted on January 14, 2007 at 2:15 PM
Maureen wrote:
Sorry Charlie, you don't make the cut!
posted on January 14, 2007 at 2:41 PM
Anne Erickson wrote:
Since she's also an awesome singer, how about she end with:
"I'm gonna wash that... [fill in loser's name] right out of my hair..."
Or
Time to sweep up and weep?
posted on January 14, 2007 at 2:49 PM
ANN K wrote:
MOST OF YOU HAVE SHEAR TALENT AND ONE OF YOU IS A WASH OUT. ________, I'm SORRY YOU"VE BEEN CUT, PLEASE CLEAN UP YOUR SPACE AND GO.
posted on January 14, 2007 at 3:01 PM
Cathy Baker wrote:
I have some funny ideas and some that are not ,but, because of my thinking process and nature ,I'm just going to spout them out and hope something strikes you !!!
Your COMBing here is OVER! Talk to THE DONALD!
Be Happy, You DIDN'T get THE CHAIR!
Sorry, we didn't hear (feel /see) SHHHHHH! Here's (a/our) Genius!
or You surely aren't Our genius/You shearly arent' OUR genius.Your time here has been cut!
posted on January 14, 2007 at 3:12 PM
Milly wrote:
"Your hair dryer is fried"
"The beehive is out and so are you"
"Your roots are showing you the way out"
"Your cut is the weakest"
posted on January 14, 2007 at 4:07 PM
Deni Bigelow wrote:
"Sweep the floor!" Yes, that's right. You can sweep my floor. Then you can sweep next door. So bad.
Thanks for the opportunity.
http://bravomtdb.console.net/cgi-bin/mt/mt-tb.cgi/1697
posted on January 14, 2007 at 4:29 PM
bob leschke wrote:
"[Name of loser], no matter how you cut it, you are no SHEAR GENIUS."
posted on January 14, 2007 at 4:50 PM
Alice wrote:
"We're going to have to give you the brush off"
"You're cut" or "You don't make the cut"
"Please dye somewhere else." hahhah
I'm sure some of these have been suggested in some form before but just some ideas...
posted on January 14, 2007 at 5:29 PM
Drea J wrote:
"Clip Snip your out"
"Clip Snip your cut"
"Sorry, you just can't style"
"Your a hair Don't"
"Sorry your scissor happy and thats just crappy"
"Your style holds no body"
"Your Tress is a mess"
"Your mane is or can't be tamed"
"Sweep the hair off the floor"
"Go back to shampoo Girl/Boy"
"Your Shear Terror, goodbye"
"Take your styling comb and go home"
"The Salon is closed"
posted on January 14, 2007 at 5:47 PM
Brenda Brooner wrote:
I'm sorry, you're being cut.
posted on January 14, 2007 at 6:01 PM
Don F wrote:
The winner could be told to go to the HEAD of the class ...
while the eliminated players could be told:
You've been rinsed!
You're not the right color/shade!
You don't have the right keys so stop playing with the locks!
Your doo won't do!
Curl up and blow away!
posted on January 14, 2007 at 7:01 PM
Annette wrote:
We're looking for "shear" genius, and you're not it.
posted on January 14, 2007 at 7:32 PM
Jordan Fields wrote:
There's room for slicing, dicing, bleeching and curling on this program. Sadly however, you haven't performed up to style, and that we have NO room for. Pack up your combs and clippers, you've been snipped! (*dunh-dunh-dunh!...cue the grim music*)(*sound of snipping scissors*)
posted on January 14, 2007 at 7:42 PM
valgal wrote:
Tom - Thanks for pointing that out, I'm certainly not showing off my I.Q. I'm looking a Jaclyn Smith, but thinking Kate Jackson (the other angel). It's the "Jac" factor that sent a weird signal to my brain. Not a big deal, everything I said was meant for Jaclyn Smith. Minus this small inaccurate reference, my idea still rocks!
posted on January 14, 2007 at 7:45 PM
Tina wrote:
"Please sweep up your hair, and go"
"Sorry, you are the piece of gum in our hair that must be cut out."
posted on January 14, 2007 at 7:46 PM
Natalie G wrote:
"I'm sorry, we can't let you hair DO this anymore."
"You've crossed the cutting line."
"Like a good hair style, you need to wash and GO."
("It's time to wash and go.")
"You may no longer exist in the 'fringe area', it's time to cut you."
"Your haircuts are shamPOO" (boo, I know)
"Your style just isn't tHAIR."
"Dull styles just don't cut it."
"It's time to give you the brush off."
"Your styles just don't gel."
posted on January 14, 2007 at 7:55 PM
Chrissy wrote:
Your cut
Time to fly the coop
This style is expired and so are you
posted on January 14, 2007 at 8:26 PM
Tana Fee wrote:
Ok guys-
Lets see-
You could have her say something like-
Robert (or whoever) -your cut and color and style did not make the cut..
You are not booked for next week..
And the stylist who did not show me shear genious this week is ------- You may pack your station...
posted on January 14, 2007 at 9:07 PM
Nichoel wrote:
"You just didn't make the cut"
"get the hair out"
"you don't make hte cut"
"your not worth all the produces in my hair"
posted on January 14, 2007 at 9:34 PM
Tana Fee wrote:
Andy -
I see a scenario like this-
2 stylists up for the cut-
She says "One of you needs to be straighten out and blow me away next time and the other will be cut! ..
Commercial....
Then "The stylist who will be parting ways with us is Jane (or other name) . Please pack your station
Another scene
2 stylists up for the cut
One of you will be getting an extension while the other will be clipped..
Commerical
And the stylist to be clipped this time is ......Please take care and pack your station....
posted on January 14, 2007 at 9:44 PM
Emily wrote:
check yourself out
your streaks run dry
you're done
your hair has set
your do is done
you're out of style
thanks for your prime, you're done
we've made our cut
your highlights can hit the highway
posted on January 14, 2007 at 10:23 PM
Mary Ann wrote:
"You Just Won't DO!"
"Your Unbelievable!"
"Try Not To Be Sad,
But your just SO BAD!"
"Your Just So BAD!"
"Over Done & Out!"
"Re-examine Your Goals!"
"Shear Genius You Are Not, Pack your Tools & Go!"
"Shear Genius CANNOT be considered now,
it is time for you to Leave Your Station!"
"Although you have tried,
Snipped, Fried, & Blow Dryed,
Please leave immediately. You will not
be OUR Shear Genius!"
"Contestant name...More Experience is Necessary
to even be considered Our Shear Genius! "
"We have seen enough of your skills, Shear Genius you are not. Please pack all your tools and DEPART!"
posted on January 14, 2007 at 10:45 PM
Nicole wrote:
"Cut it out."
posted on January 14, 2007 at 11:16 PM
Scott Stryker wrote:
________...Sorry...You didn't make the Shear Genius Cut.
posted on January 14, 2007 at 11:53 PM
Chris wrote:
Go sell hats.
Buy a Chia pet
You'd be better with a lawnmower
You make people look like they lost bets
Get a dog
You make everyone need wigs
Uncle Sam want YOU!
Leave! (Hands contestant a bowl and small scissors)
Go to Culinary school and try again with top chef
posted on January 15, 2007 at 12:06 AM
Pam wrote:
"Sorry, honey, your chair's been rented."
posted on January 15, 2007 at 12:10 AM
Lisa Daniel wrote:
"You're having a bad hair day, so your ends have been cut"
"Your ends have been cut"
"I'm sorry, but it's time to cut your ends"
"You are a sad head case"
"You are a sad hair case"
"Your hair is no longer in style"
"You are a hair disaster"
"You are the master of disaster"
posted on January 15, 2007 at 12:33 AM
EDUARDO ANTONIO ORENGO wrote:
1. YOU 'VE BEEN CLIPPED, JUST POPPED INTO MY HEAD
AS IT IS AN EX ANGEL HOSTING AND THE HAIR INDUSTRY IS ABOUT CLIPPING THOUGHT IT WOULD BE AWESOME TO HAVE IT ALL. THANK YOU AND HOPE IT WORKS FOR YA!
posted on January 15, 2007 at 1:03 AM
alvin wong wrote:
Cut your losses...and styles away!
posted on January 15, 2007 at 1:47 AM
Shea wrote:
or,
Please turn the lights out at your station and leave.
;p
posted on January 15, 2007 at 4:06 AM
Edward Barnett wrote:
How about something based on the quote: The very hairs on your head are numbered.
As in, Sorry Tom, but the very hairs on your head are numbered, goodbye!
posted on January 15, 2007 at 4:19 AM
Debby Teicher wrote:
Please sharpen your scissors elsewhere.
posted on January 15, 2007 at 9:51 AM
Al C. wrote:
Here Goes:
"You have no flair, back to the barber shop with you"
posted on January 15, 2007 at 10:05 AM
Kelli wrote:
You are not the highlight of Shear Genius.
posted on January 15, 2007 at 11:32 AM
Robert Wilkerson wrote:
Shear Genius, no, More like Shear Madness
posted on January 15, 2007 at 11:53 AM
Deana wrote:
I'm sorry, (contestant's name), but you don't have a flare for hair. Your appointments have been cleared.
posted on January 15, 2007 at 12:41 PM
Tjalda L. Schiel wrote:
You don't have the chops. Pack your scissors and go.
posted on January 15, 2007 at 12:48 PM
liza penapper wrote:
"hair's to you" for the winner
and "au revior" for the loser - a play off of heidi klum's auf weiderssan!
posted on January 15, 2007 at 1:44 PM
tj wrote:
you've been cropped!
posted on January 15, 2007 at 1:58 PM
Leslie wrote:
Last Cut!
posted on January 15, 2007 at 2:05 PM
Mary Thompson wrote:
You have been clipped - pick up your shears and go
" " " Take your shears and go
" " " Pack your shears and go
You're all washed up - pick up your shears and split
" " " Pick up your shears and go
" " " Take your shears and go
You have been cut - take your clippers and and go
" " " Pick up your clippers and go
" " " Pack your clippers and go
Or any combination of the above.
posted on January 15, 2007 at 2:06 PM
Leslie wrote:
Last cut here!
posted on January 15, 2007 at 2:10 PM
Mark Golden wrote:
Your a cut below the rest.
posted on January 15, 2007 at 2:11 PM
Kristy wrote:
Some of these are soo funny!!
LOL Chris!
Chris wrote:
Go sell hats.
Buy a Chia pet
You'd be better with a lawnmower
You make people look like they lost bets
Get a dog
You make everyone need wigs
Uncle Sam want YOU!
Leave! (Hands contestant a bowl and small scissors)
Go to Culinary school and try again with top chef
---------------------------------------------------------------
Howsa' 'bout:
Make like a tree and leave....lol
You are not a shear genius.
You are the dullest pair of scissors in the
drawer.Make like a pair of scissors and
CUT OUT!
Please pack your scissors and go.
You have been given the 'brush off'
Are you gonna call them the teasetestents???
Please leave. Your chair shall remain empty.
Please 'weave'
You are no longer a cut above.
Please leave.
Your performance 'dyed'
Oh this is fun!!!
Your performance left me frosted!
posted on January 15, 2007 at 2:49 PM
Jason wrote:
"Salon!" Like So Long...
"Sorry, You're washed out"
posted on January 15, 2007 at 2:51 PM
Andy wrote:
Dude,
You get paid to come up with stuff like this. Do the job you were hired to do or peace. That or tell Bravo to hire me to avoid a repeat. (Besides, two Andy's are better than one - now there's a campaign...)
-A
---> Take your tips and bounce.
posted on January 15, 2007 at 3:14 PM
JRajasekaran wrote:
Your style, much like my hair, has dyed!
posted on January 15, 2007 at 3:28 PM
Christina G wrote:
"You crossed the line from genius to insanity"
"buh-Bye"
posted on January 15, 2007 at 3:40 PM
Jason wrote:
"You aughta be ashamed of yourself. Now get out!"
posted on January 15, 2007 at 3:57 PM
MEJ wrote:
I'm sorry. We have to cancel the rest of your appointments.
posted on January 15, 2007 at 4:10 PM
tracy wrote:
You'll be cutting somewhere else
posted on January 15, 2007 at 5:22 PM
Stephanie wrote:
I'm sorry, you are just not cut out for this.
posted on January 15, 2007 at 5:24 PM
MOM wrote:
You're finished!
posted on January 15, 2007 at 5:26 PM
Montgomery wrote:
(Name of loser), we have to part.
OR
You didn't get the part.
posted on January 15, 2007 at 5:36 PM
Susan I wrote:
Hey Andy,
One of the blogs I read (owned by AOL) blogged about you: http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/15/bravo-lets-you-complain-directly-to-the-vp-of-programming/
A blog about a blog.
posted on January 15, 2007 at 6:18 PM
Tim Kreuter wrote:
"(contestant's name), sweep up your space and clock out."
posted on January 15, 2007 at 6:53 PM
Angela wrote:
Sorry Charlie
posted on January 15, 2007 at 6:58 PM
Erin Gibbons wrote:
Another vote for simpley "You. are. cut."
posted on January 15, 2007 at 7:31 PM
Jean Kowalski wrote:
"You are not in style."
"You don't have to go home but you can't stay "hair"
posted on January 15, 2007 at 7:40 PM
Sharon wrote:
"We've seen better cuts from a flo-bee... pack your tools, put a hat on your model and go."
or-
"You may want to put a hat on your model before you leave the building.
posted on January 15, 2007 at 8:08 PM
Mystyc Metrik wrote:
"You've dyed and gone to Heaven...but, you didn't make the cut."
posted on January 15, 2007 at 8:30 PM
Mellanie wrote:
No need to mull-et over, you didn't make the cut.
posted on January 15, 2007 at 8:33 PM
mike wrote:
In addition to a "You're getting cut", shave the losers head. This will set the shows exit apart from every other elimination show ouy there.
posted on January 15, 2007 at 9:01 PM
jan wrote:
Sorry, but we have to cancel all future appointments!
posted on January 15, 2007 at 9:47 PM
Jesse wrote:
I'm sorry, [name], you've been cut. Good bye.
posted on January 15, 2007 at 9:50 PM
DANNY B. wrote:
Stupid is as stupid does - You're not the next Shear Genius.
posted on January 15, 2007 at 10:35 PM
Connie Davis wrote:
A Modest Proposal (or Cut One for the Clipper):
Jaclyn is class, but she does risk being type-cast. It might be time that she re-invent herself.
Think Rip Taylor a la $1.98 Beauty Contest ('78-80). The end of the show has Jaclyn serenading the bottom two while wielding a pair of over-sized, gold-sparkled, cardboard scissors. As she sings, she taunts them with a bad cut. She ends her soon-to-be trademark song by handing the scissors, as a consolation prize, to the one who didn't make the cut with a song-ending catch-phrase: i.e. the popular, "You didn't make the cut" or one of my personal favorites, "It's time to part ways," or perhaps, an extension of the vaudevillian parody, "sorry, you just ain't got the chops (kid)"].
Simultaneously, Jaclyn's sidekicks (presumably she'll have a couple) will come forward to crown the stylist who is saved and will cut yet for another episode. The Wig of Hope is placed upon this "winning" contestant's head, a shawl (hair cape?) is draped over his or her shoulders and a basket of "product" is placed in his or her hands (in lieu of flowers). Confetti of hair clippings rains down from above, streaming sprays of mousse fly about. Canned applause and cheers and noisemakers (blow-dryer's turning on and off and aerosol hairsprays shusshing here and there). An upbeat song (forget that "you had a bad day" cry-babying), one that is relevant and/or popular with hair-stylin' crews, begins to blast and a scantily clad barbershop quartet begins to gayly dance about. The one who did not make the cut, perhaps fighting back tears, is congratulating the "winner" as the credits roll.
Positives: Send-off line incorporated at the end of a song might become the new gold standard for catch-phrases; the focus on the weekly runner-up takes the heat off the loser and is also much more feel-good for viewers; Jaclyn will have begun a new and, dare I say, even more successful phase of her splendid career helping her to achieve that elusive cult-like status, and Bravo will have at once managed to put a refreshing new spin on the now-tired reality tv genre as well as broaden the network's viewing audience (think of the buzz!).
Negatives: The idea falls flat, Jaclyn never works again and Bravo becomes the laughing stock of reality tv everywhere, showing that the public just really wants yet another typical reality tv show with a subject matter of hairstyling.
Bottomline: When someone goes for a new hair style, that person takes a tremendous risk. Bravo and Jaclyn should do the same. Just keep thinking: "Do it for Bosley."
[David Doyle, RIP, would have been the perfect weekly special guest to don a hat for this show-stopper].
posted on January 15, 2007 at 11:01 PM
Joy S wrote:
In the spirit of "You're Fired" and "You're Out", there's really only one choice: "You're Cut". By the way, I can't stand the "pack your knives and go" thing. How about a contest to fix that one?
posted on January 16, 2007 at 4:28 AM
Don VanDyke wrote:
"sweep up and go."
the losing contestant then reflects on their time on the show while sweeping up, they hang up their apron(?) and turn out the lights while leaving
posted on January 16, 2007 at 5:56 AM
Tina wrote:
"A cut above" the rest - winner
or
"A cut below" the rest - loser
posted on January 16, 2007 at 9:50 AM
valgal wrote:
Amy, stop being counterproductive and come up with an orginal exit line. Funny that my post is the only one that prompted a response from you, sure hope Andy's watching. BTW I missed the part about it being a comedy.
Having said that, Jim, your "...take your scissors and run" is brillant!
posted on January 16, 2007 at 11:33 AM
Kara Griswold wrote:
Taglines:
"It is time for you to wash, rinse and go."
posted on January 16, 2007 at 11:48 AM
Francis Caffrey wrote:
I was going to suggest, "You're out, please Weave."
but then I thought that sounds a bit Daffy Duckish and
Ms. Smith wouldn't say it. Then I thought of something to the point.
How about "you didn't make the cut, Buzz off"...you know, like a buzzcut.
posted on January 16, 2007 at 11:49 AM
Lisa M. wrote:
as joey from full house would say:
"CUT-IT-OUT." (hand gestures included) haha
"You've been sheared."
"You're sheared."
"Who will be the next hair-aster?"
(disaster)
posted on January 16, 2007 at 11:52 AM
Mark Y wrote:
Sorry. You're not a cut above.
You're having a bad hair day.
You didn't make the cut, so blow.
posted on January 16, 2007 at 12:37 PM
mark olivas wrote:
"you're cutoff."
"kick rocks."
"you're not a cut above the rest."
"You're not sharp enough to make this cut."
"take a hike, loser!"
posted on January 16, 2007 at 1:55 PM
Jeannie wrote:
This one has been suggested, but I think specifically, should say,"You've had a bad hair day, please leave." or another version of the "cut theme"..
"You're not cut out for this, please go" or
"Please leave the salon"
and finally, "that was your last blow dry, I have to say good-by."
posted on January 16, 2007 at 2:23 PM
Judi Stanish wrote:
Sorry, but your appointment has been cancelled!
posted on January 16, 2007 at 2:24 PM
Judi from Jersey wrote:
Sorry _______, but you've gone out of style!
posted on January 16, 2007 at 2:26 PM
Tom A wrote:
you're cut off
posted on January 16, 2007 at 2:42 PM
Claresa wrote:
You've made your last cut
That's your last cut
You're all washed out
You've been washed out
You've been cut out
Your appointments have been cancelled
Sorry, you're not our genius
posted on January 16, 2007 at 2:50 PM
Morning Woody wrote:
I'm sorry, we just can't fit you in.
posted on January 16, 2007 at 2:55 PM
Jill Hayes wrote:
How about:
"Sorry, you're a Shear Disaster"
"Please get out of our hair"
"Shears to you!"
"Shave off!"
posted on January 16, 2007 at 2:58 PM
jilly wrote:
Not sure what they should say to them, but they definately should be put into a painful headlock while a big X is shaved into the top of their head. Or maybe shaved completely.
Then maybe jaclyn can say "hit the bricks, nazi." and then laugh hysterically.
That's a good show.
posted on January 16, 2007 at 3:08 PM
Ailene wrote:
"You're had a bad hair day. Please go to beauty school."
(it's kinda insulting, though)
if the show reveals techniques/tips that showcase the depth of knowledge and ability it could be appropriate and not as insulting...just reflecting the need for the contestant to learn more.
posted on January 16, 2007 at 3:17 PM
Jill Hayes wrote:
A couple more:
"We're cutting our losses"
"You just can't handle the cut"
posted on January 16, 2007 at 3:20 PM
judycrayton wrote:
I think the saying sent in by Vickie above ...." sorry you didn't make the cut" is great. A perfect statement.
posted on January 16, 2007 at 3:20 PM
gail wrote:
Hair today, gone today!
Good cut, bad cut, you're cut.
Please leave your work station in better shape than your last hairdo./hairstyle.
Yours was not a cut above the rest.
May tomorrow be a better hair day.
posted on January 16, 2007 at 3:29 PM
Jim Hayes wrote:
"Shear you later"
posted on January 16, 2007 at 4:18 PM
JAIME wrote:
CURL UP AND DYE
posted on January 16, 2007 at 4:20 PM
Jeanne Atkinson wrote:
How about, "It's time to cut and run."
posted on January 16, 2007 at 4:21 PM
Andrew Christmas wrote:
How about ..
You don't cut it......
posted on January 16, 2007 at 4:55 PM
mary-elise wrote:
Hats on!
Hats on for "x"
Put your hat on and go.
posted on January 16, 2007 at 5:43 PM
JK wrote:
Your bad hair day doesn't cut it... goodbye!
Your type of Shear Style doesn't cut it... split (or goodbye)!
posted on January 16, 2007 at 6:34 PM
Janet wrote:
"Goodbye Angel"
posted on January 16, 2007 at 6:45 PM
Elisa wrote:
"You're a split end. And you've just been cut off."
"Your work isn't shear genius."
posted on January 16, 2007 at 6:48 PM
michelle ziyadeh wrote:
How about, "It's time for us to cut our losses. Please pack your shears and leave."
posted on January 16, 2007 at 8:09 PM
smims wrote:
You're a hair out of place.
posted on January 16, 2007 at 8:27 PM
Nicole Streetman wrote:
1. Sorry, this is your worst hair day.
2. Heads; you lose!
posted on January 16, 2007 at 8:40 PM
Donovan wrote:
"This was your final cut"
"You've committed shear madness - goodbye"
these were good.
Also, the "Salon!" (so long!) was creative.
- - -
Andy, I became a total addict of Project Runway. Your format was refreshing (I had not become sullied or jaded by American Idol or Top Model - "PR" seemed like quality reality, and I've heard others say the same). Because of its "refreshingness, I got sucked into Jonathan's World, The D-list, and Top Chef - pretty much anything Bravo Original - even Work Out and Real Housewives. The similarity of Top Chef to Project Runway seemed redundant but I didn't care - What else to watch while waiting for the next season of Project Runway??
To have the title "Top Design" forthcoming, I sense the redundancy all the more - If it is just like Project Runway & Top Chef, nothing "new," just the names and the topic, I'll be bummed. In a way, it detracts from the freshness of "Auf Wiedersen" and the less glorious "Pack Your Knives and Go" lines to overdo the formula - in a way, it'll be tarnishing to my enjoyment of the next season of PR to feel like it's simply a formula being played out. Now Heidi, Now Padma, Now Oldman, Now Blitzen!
I say - Freshen it Up, and I agree...tailor this new series to the kind of classiness an icon like Jaclyn Smith deserves! Change it up, make it different! Give it a twist - personally I like the Vegas show idea that Connie Davis suggested - something to take it away from mundane repetition! Nonetheless, I'm eager to see what you all come up with and will most definitely tune in to see what you decide - I think the Shear Madness, not Shear Genius is the best I've seen so far, hopefully the series will have something to set it apart from being Project Runway with Hair.
Love Ya!
D
posted on January 16, 2007 at 8:49 PM
Kimberly wrote:
"OK....It's Time For You To Try Something New, So Please Move On"
"Your a Clients night mare, please stop and move on"
"Help them, don't Hurt them" bye, bye
"Are you serious?"
"That's Not Nice"
"Please but down the Shear and go practice some more"
"What Did You DO?, Schearly Not"
posted on January 16, 2007 at 9:38 PM
diana troldahl wrote:
Buzz off
posted on January 16, 2007 at 10:17 PM
hayley wrote:
hair today, gone tomorrow
or
Everyone gets on bad hair cut in their life time, fortunately it will grow back, but you won't be here to see it.
posted on January 16, 2007 at 10:36 PM
Willie G wrote:
"I don't want your hair"
"that was wig torture"
posted on January 17, 2007 at 12:04 AM
Leah Strump wrote:
I am Sorry but you are a Shear Loser!
You are not the DIAMOND we are looking for!
The host can also simply blow a kiss to the loser. (as if sending them away)
Thank you for your talents but THEY ARE JUST NOT THE BEST!!
H AND ALL THE LOSERS A PAIR OF SILVER SHEARS AND HAVE MS. SMITH SAY "UNFORTUNATELY, YOU JUST DON'T GEL!"
The winner will receive a solid Gold pair of shears.
posted on January 17, 2007 at 12:16 AM
brigitte wrote:
You been Clipped
posted on January 17, 2007 at 12:41 AM
cassie wrote:
"you must be trimmed"
i actually think she should look the contestant up and down and just say, "leave."
posted on January 17, 2007 at 3:19 AM
KG wrote:
It's all about the hair...your time is up.
posted on January 17, 2007 at 6:21 AM
Sonya Jones wrote:
Sorry, You just can't cut it!
posted on January 17, 2007 at 8:54 AM
Condoblogger wrote:
Your next appointment has been cancelled.
posted on January 17, 2007 at 9:05 AM
Maxie Halston wrote:
LOL...what clever suggestions. All I can think of is some line from Frankie Avalon's Beauty School Drop Out...OR a Warren Beatty line from SHAMPOO....OR from the movie Barber Shop (which I have not seen, nor have I seen Barber Shop 2 or the Queen latifa one "Beauty Shop?) Ask Oprah and Gayle, they love some beauty salons, they did a whole show about one in Connecticut, I thinks.LOLOLOLOLOL
posted on January 17, 2007 at 9:25 AM
Jill wrote:
Okay, Andy, how about this?
"Your time here is cut short."
It's short, to-the-point, not unkind, it says goodbye, and it's a play on the theme.
I like it...hope you do, too!
posted on January 17, 2007 at 10:07 AM
Sarah Edwards wrote:
"Sorry, Charlie."
"You're a hack."
posted on January 17, 2007 at 10:56 AM
Mary Alley wrote:
Make Like a Hair and Split
posted on January 17, 2007 at 12:16 PM
Crystal wrote:
How about something simple like "[insert contestant name here] your're cut"....make it short, sweet, and straight to the point.
posted on January 17, 2007 at 1:14 PM
Lisa wrote:
Your hair time here has been cut to short.
posted on January 17, 2007 at 1:38 PM
Katie wrote:
We're cutting you loose.
posted on January 17, 2007 at 1:41 PM
Alfred Mitchell wrote:
that weave is more fake than plastic flowers
you could be satan's stylist because that do' is from the depths of hell
posted on January 17, 2007 at 1:59 PM
Michael Cano wrote:
"[Contestant] we are trimming you off the list. Good luck and goodbye."
posted on January 17, 2007 at 1:59 PM
Sally wrote:
You had a bad hair day - now go!
posted on January 17, 2007 at 3:09 PM
Paul wrote:
Color & Cut catastrophe
Let's split and end
Its plastic shears for you...
posted on January 17, 2007 at 4:52 PM
KG wrote:
The Salon says so-long...
Unplug your iron and go...
Sweep your clippings and go...
posted on January 17, 2007 at 5:03 PM
Louis wrote:
Your style didn't cut it as Shear Genius. Better luck with your next appointment.
posted on January 17, 2007 at 5:34 PM
Lauren wrote:
your knife has gone dull, you can't cut it.
posted on January 17, 2007 at 5:57 PM
Sean Elbeck wrote:
Sorry you're having a bad hair day, it's time for you to go!
posted on January 17, 2007 at 5:57 PM
Derrick wrote:
"Your just not cutting edge. Good-bye."
posted on January 17, 2007 at 6:59 PM
glenn lazzaro wrote:
My exit line idea is:
You're all Washed up. Please Leave!
Or
You're Washed up. Please Leave!
Or
Sorry. It's your time to Cut and Run.
posted on January 17, 2007 at 7:39 PM
McKate wrote:
I like something along the lines of "I'm sorry, you don't make the cut".
nothing too "punny", that would just be annoying and hokey.
as a side note, YAAAAAY! in my NBC viewer panel survey and in my email to you, I voted for Shear Genius as the show title! I'd like to congratulate myself on my awesomeness at choosing the title of Bravo's new show. Ha. Why yes, I would like to take all the credit. ;oD
And you did promise me in your reply that the show would not be named "Top Hairdresser: Do or Dye" (which, for the record, I still consider to be the Worst Idea Ever. Seriously. Memo to the person at Bravo who came up with that: What the???? NO!!! Bad You!! No biscuit!), so, Thanks Andy!!
HOWEVER. Do not think I didn't notice that Bravo's OTHER new show DID get named "Top Design." OH, BRAVO... Honestly.
Poor Top Design. Shear Genius gets a fabulous name (reminds me of one of the best plays I ever saw, Shear Madness) and poor Top Design gets a name that reminds people "we're the show that's trying to capitalize off of the success of Top Chef, so now we have to prove ourselves extra hard that we're NOT just a hastily conceived and crappy retread of that same concept that will run half a season and then disappear." So sad. Top Design is the unloved child.
You people. What did I tell you? Why do you even SEND me those Viewer Panel surveys if you aren't going to listen to ALL my brilliant advice??? Seriously, GOD. *sigh* Okay, I forgive you, but only if you NEVER DO THAT AGAIN. ;o)
posted on January 17, 2007 at 8:09 PM
Shannon wrote:
The Host should say: You've been trimmed.
posted on January 17, 2007 at 8:36 PM
Gracie wrote:
In this competition, you're hair today, gone tomorrow...goodbye.
posted on January 17, 2007 at 8:44 PM
Nugent wrote:
Please curl up and dye.
posted on January 17, 2007 at 10:06 PM
Chelsea wrote:
The host should say..."you didn't make the cut"
posted on January 17, 2007 at 10:32 PM
Morgan McChurch wrote:
I think the tag line should be "You design doesn't work, please leave your plans at the door"
posted on January 17, 2007 at 10:35 PM
Kevin wrote:
You've been cut.
You are cut.
Your washed up.
You are clipped.
Hand over your scissors and go.
posted on January 17, 2007 at 10:55 PM
amanda wrote:
"losers name" you have no style, please remove your shears and leave.
posted on January 17, 2007 at 11:01 PM
Sara wrote:
CUT-IT-OUT
while doing the Joey Gladstone hand motions from Full House
Then "Beauty School Drop Out" plays as they pack their bags.
posted on January 17, 2007 at 11:02 PM
Graca wrote:
You fell flat.
You've lost your gloss.
You are a hair "don't".
You've been snipped.
Please gather your brushes and leave.
posted on January 17, 2007 at 11:16 PM
Memo Valverde wrote:
Sorry... but it seems YOU are having a bad hair day!
posted on January 17, 2007 at 11:18 PM
Patrick wrote:
"You just don't cut it."
"You're Cut"
"You just don't Gel"
"You're the snarl in the hair"
"You've been combed out"
posted on January 17, 2007 at 11:18 PM
Katie wrote:
"[contestant's name], you just didn't cut it. Please clean your station and go."
posted on January 17, 2007 at 11:20 PM
Chris wrote:
"Time to go eat! .... until next time..goodnight!
posted on January 17, 2007 at 11:20 PM
Ryan wrote:
You've been snipped.
posted on January 17, 2007 at 11:22 PM
thomas robinson wrote:
You may be " HAIR " today - But you must be gone by tomorrow.
posted on January 17, 2007 at 11:22 PM
Frances Lenz wrote:
"It's time for us to part"
"Your part here is done"
"You've been cut"
posted on January 17, 2007 at 11:25 PM
Kay b wrote:
(name) your coiffures are cancelled. Please pack your things/shears/station and go.
(Kiss, kiss or hug...)So long sweetie/darlin'/honey.
posted on January 17, 2007 at 11:25 PM
Leslie wrote:
How about: "Please leave your station"
posted on January 17, 2007 at 11:36 PM
Monty Hendricks wrote:
as someone in the field I always know when it's time to go home.
"Please complete your sanitations and leave."
There's more to this business than cutting and curling.
posted on January 17, 2007 at 11:38 PM
Belinda Downey wrote:
(contestant) you didn't make the cut please clear your station and go)
(contestant)...your style and your chance to be a Shear Genious has been cut short..clear your station and go
posted on January 17, 2007 at 11:40 PM
Glenn wrote:
I think that the simple "You did not make the cut." is the best. I'm quite sure I did not think of it first, so consider this post a vote for whomever did post to this blog first with "You did not make the cut."
posted on January 18, 2007 at 12:29 AM
Kijana wrote:
Instead of saying it to the losing stylist, it should be said to the losing client, after all their the real loser with a brand new crappy 'do.
The host can turn to the client and say....
"I'm sorry, but it'll grow back"
posted on January 18, 2007 at 12:31 AM
Bill wrote:
We’re not teasing, leave.
posted on January 18, 2007 at 12:43 AM
Natalie wrote:
AND NOW ITS TIME TO MAKE A TRIM.....
IM SORRY,____________________ YOU ARE NOW CUT.
PLEASE PACK YOUR SHEARS.
posted on January 18, 2007 at 12:56 AM
doug landrum wrote:
I'm sorry but you don't posess shear genius, you've been clipped.
posted on January 18, 2007 at 12:58 AM
Craig wrote:
"(loser's name): Snip!" (with the 2-finger cut gesture)
posted on January 18, 2007 at 2:15 AM
R. Christian Anderson wrote:
"Unplug your clippers and go!"
posted on January 18, 2007 at 2:31 AM
victoria wrote:
How about this " Andy you are fired!!!!! and please do not schedule any more reality shows....
You are running a pleasant experience into the ground.
Victoria
posted on January 18, 2007 at 8:00 AM
Sandy wrote:
Tonight a "Final Cut" must be made, The "Highlights" end for ------ (insert name)!!
posted on January 18, 2007 at 8:44 AM
Mother Hubbard wrote:
[contestant's name], you are getting the brush-off.
posted on January 18, 2007 at 8:55 AM
Kenny wrote:
A 'Dippety-Do" to you and a "Permenant-Wave" to.
posted on January 18, 2007 at 9:02 AM