April 6, 2007
....And I love her for it! Have you seen the cover of the next week's issue of People? From what I can tell, V-Bert is doing a press tour to promote the weight gain and my mind is racing.
I guess V-Bert packing on the pounds is capable of stopping me in my tracks -- it did when I saw the cover rushing into the 50th Street Subway on my way to see "Blades of Glory" after work. V-Bert vows to the world to lose 30 lbs! I don't know what her timeline for said weight loss might be, or whether it involves "Celebrity Fit Club" (I think it does not as V-Bert is V-Upscale), but I think it is bold of her to make that proclamation on the cover of People.
Is the weight gain press tour, I wonder, a well engineered ploy to get a massive Jenny Craig contract in the post Ed-Van days? This would be very smart!







Comments
Maria wrote:
Valerie is replacing Kirstie Alley as the new face of Jenny Craig.
posted on April 6, 2007 at 11:18 AM
LB wrote:
WTF? I didn't realize the new CFC had been cast. After reading your blog, I went to the VH1 website and saw who is going to be in it (apparently it premieres in a couple of weeks). Unlike past seasons, though, it doesn't look like they have anyone on who is massively overweight, just a bunch of somewhat out of shape b-listers. I doubt that this season will hold my attention like previous seasons have (not that you care, since it's a different network and all).
posted on April 6, 2007 at 11:20 AM
may wrote:
Hi Andy,
just looked at VB picture at people - she looks, what is the word I am looking for?.... normal! She looks better than most of the 40ish women around the US- except the devil ladies of the OC (as in deal with the devil). not to open up old discussions, but reminds me of the Project Runway "over-weight" model. Kathy Nijimi (sp?) shout out!
posted on April 6, 2007 at 11:30 AM
jeff wrote:
Dammit, Barbara!
(channeling Ms. Romano)
posted on April 9, 2007 at 2:34 AM
MARTIN wrote:
More truffle Mac and Cheese? I recently had a sustiva dream in which you did not have an adequate IRA. Please tell me I need not worry.
posted on April 10, 2007 at 5:33 PM
Graciela wrote:
A, I am sooo proud of Valerie B. She is the real deal. Talk about marrying a rockstar. She did it for the longest! And to a horrible, hip challenged smoker. She looks good with all that pudge too. Glad to read that you are reading People.
posted on April 10, 2007 at 7:15 PM
adrienne wrote:
I think val looks good ... but like me I would like to loose just a bit of extra..but jenny craig is SOOO EXPENSIVE! Maybe some stars would like to start a program(me first!) Called SPONSER A FAT CHICK!! I admit.. I cant afford it and if more stars would care about there fans..this would really be a PB move for them! THanks for listening..
posted on April 18, 2007 at 12:46 PM
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posted on June 30, 2007 at 11:45 AM
deb wrote:
why won't these people say what they weigh? I would love to know what Valerie weighs.
posted on August 6, 2007 at 5:57 PM