May 16, 2008
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This one is gonna be short because I gots work to do. Since Zac left I haven't been doing many video blogs and I need to get that going again. It is raining like crazy today but I don't care because I am packing my bags, heading to Cali, and GETTING MARRIED! Woo-hoo!
I have no one to marry, but I think I will do a combined 40th birthday party/wedding to myself, which sounds like a delightful ceremony of narcissism. Or maybe I will marry Snoopy. Or marry a broomstick. Isn't that what the pro-family gang is freaked out about, that people will now want to marry their animals if same-sex marriage is legal? What will happen next, people!?
SUE-WATCH: the talk about Sue Simmons' F-bomb keeps on coming. Today Cindy Adams weighed in again, for what she says is the last word on the thing (Please, no). Cindy says that reports of our Sue getting hammered at Gallagher’s between shows are retardando, specifically because Cindy HERSELF claims to have been with Simmons on Sue's last visit to Gallagher’s MANY MANY YEARS AGO, and that Sue had a SOFT DRINK on said visit. Ok Cindy, I challenge you. Go on "Moment of Truth", strap on the polygraph, and prove it for once and for all.
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Comments
Shawn wrote:
Andy you are a busy busy man, I think we can forgive you for giving us what you describe as the one of the top 5 worst blogs ever! I for one enjoy ready what you type and getting your insite into pop culture and New York life (which btw, I am jealous about).
Hey I can be a mail order bride from Ohio for your Cali nuptials, I think you would be the perfect husband for any guy!
posted on May 16, 2008 at 10:54 AM
deirdre wrote:
What type of boyfriend are you? What is your ideal guy? What is your astrologial sign. Lets get down to the business of getting you married my brother.
posted on May 16, 2008 at 11:27 AM
jezziwezzi wrote:
Andy, are you to busy to date? dont neglect yourself. you have the sweetest smile and I'm sure somebody will bag your sweet self, your adorable cock eyed self.
posted on May 16, 2008 at 12:13 PM
jezziwezzi wrote:
Andy, are you to busy to date? dont neglect yourself. you have the sweetest smile and I'm sure somebody will bag your sweet self, your adorable cock eyed self.
posted on May 16, 2008 at 12:19 PM
Bud wrote:
Andy, you made me laugh yet again...and you are so right in saying who gives a F" what Sue said on the air. I am stuck in the Milwaukee airport due to a pitch and I just watched a lovely British girl get arrested for dropping the F bomb 7 times in front of a child. I AM SERIOUS. Thank GOD I live in NY.
Your blog made me laugh today even though my bf and all of my friends are at a great party in NY, so even if it was your worst, it was still great.
posted on May 16, 2008 at 9:56 PM