July 18, 2006
I had such a good time working with the Queer Eye guys. I just love them, and I’m so impressed at how hard they work and how they’re all genuine friends and really like each other. We all went out to the Eiffel Tower in the Paris Hotel for dinner, and we caused quite a gay storm. People would see one of the Queer Eye guys and they’d get excited. Then they’d realize that all of them were there, and they literally went nuts. Whenever anybody took a picture of our table, I’d tell them, “I hope you know you’re getting a really good gay picture.” If I were in that restaurant, I’d want that picture. In fact, I do want that picture. Somebody send me a copy!
There’s not much to say about that Magician Max guy except that I was fascinated by that pink dog he used in his act. Not that I was fascinated with the dog, per se -- I just couldn’t look at it without thinking about how my dog Chance would eat it in one bite. It would be swift, and he probably wouldn’t even need to chew. If you took an x-ray, that pink dog would just be in his stomach, sleeping.
I don’t want to say that my skating lesson with Johnny Weir went well, but I think I learned enough to go pro. Or at least semi-pro. Or at least I can finally fulfill my lifelong dream of creating “Comedians on Ice.”
Johnny was such a doll. Sure, he made that comment about me -- and it sounded bitchy -- but I don’t think he meant it that way, because he’s one of my gays. Also, I heard from one of the sound guys on the shoot that when he was putting Johnny’s mic on, Johnny told him how scared he was of me. Which of course just made me love him more. And I just really respect that he’s still going after a wall of s**t fell on him, and there were all those nasty articles about him, and he’s gotten death threats -- how crazy is that? He’s a 20-year-old, three-time national champion who still lives at home with his parents, and he’s gotten death threats because he didn’t win a gold medal! That’s f-ed up. Although I have to admit that it was very upsetting how he picked up Jessica so effortlessly, but when he tried to lift me, he clearly pulled something. And that was after I lost the 17 pounds. I think I’ll go beat the crap out of Jessica right now to make myself feel better…
…Okay, I’m back. And don’t worry about Jessica. She took her beating like a lady.
CHARITY IS TIRING
People ask me all the time how I end up at all the crazy charity events I end up at, but the truth is, all those invitations just come to me as a D-lister. I’m sure Mario Lopez gets the same e-mails I do. And I’m sure Paws for Style also invited people like Hilary Swank and Keira Knightly. But they know they’re never gonna get those people, so they start going down the list, and if you go far enough down the list, you get Griffin.
Comments
Justin Rock wrote:
KATHY! I'm so excited that I'll be seeing you this Friday in D.C.! Deliver...you diva. MUAH!
posted on September 28, 2006 at 3:11 AM
Diocelina Gastgeb wrote:
I love watching Kathy "Tell like it is!". I had to confess to my husband that I am a Reality-TV junky. Perhaps he's converted because he's watched every episode of "Life on the Dlist, and Strong Black woman". We both agreed that on the episode that you had the crazy German dog trainer put you in a rat suit, that it was high time you sought help from Cesar Milan from the "Dog Whisperer" on National Geographic. He's great at what he does and you'd get a kick out of his Spanish accent too.
Fans from PA
The Gastgebs
posted on September 28, 2006 at 6:00 AM
Toddy the GAY wrote:
I love Kathy!! Now she thinks I'm lame for writing this!! See YA!
posted on September 28, 2006 at 5:32 PM
Huge fan wrote:
I have always like watching Kathy perform. My husband thought I was weird to watch her show D-List,but once he watch it and fell head over heels for her and wished he could entered the contest for the weekend with Kathy. Also he said she would have to get rid of her husband. He's words was " She's HOT!!!" So Kathy gets married men just as happy as her gays.
Huge fan
posted on September 30, 2006 at 12:40 AM
dev wrote:
Kathy,
I know this is strange, and Im sorry, but I need your D List celeb. hook ups. ;) Im not a crazy stalker or anything Im just trying to help a friend thats lost her father. Please help me. Ive been a fan for years and I thought that maybe you can connect me to some of your celeb ties in Hollywood.
posted on October 2, 2006 at 2:09 PM
Heather in GA wrote:
Kathy, I just love you!! You are definitely a role model for other outspoken women who call it like it is. Keep up the great work, D-List, or not, you're my fave celeb.
posted on October 2, 2006 at 3:08 PM
Connie in OH wrote:
Kathy,
You take the cake! I just love watching you on stage. It shows you work hard for that D-List but your ACES in my Book!!! Keep makin' us laugh.
XOXO
Connie
posted on October 2, 2006 at 3:48 PM
Mike wrote:
G'day Kathy Darling!!
A big hello from Australia. We just love your brillant D-List show we see down here on cable. Your the best!!
Keep on making us laugh down here!!
Love from "Your G'day Gay's" in OZ xx
posted on October 3, 2006 at 8:29 AM
jaime wrote:
KATHY GRIFFIN I THINK YOUR THE TOP A LIST QUEEN BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE SO HUMBLE... YOU JOKE ABOUT BEING ON THE D-LIST. I THINK YOU ARE SO FUNNY AND I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE A REAL FAN COME STAY WITH YOU ONE THAT WOULD NOT BE A BIG FAT JERK WHO WAS SO UNGREATFUL TO BE AT YOUR HOUSE AND MEET YOUR FAMILY... WHAT A BUTTHOLE.. INVITE ME WE WOULD HAVE A BLAST...
posted on October 3, 2006 at 6:41 PM
UPdate your Blog wrote:
Hey Kathy:
I think your awesome... but come on girl update your blog? Did u finally divorce your stupid husband.. he reminds me of a lost puppy dog-
see ya
posted on October 8, 2006 at 5:57 PM
Karen wrote:
Hi, I just saw your show in Reading, PA. You were hilarious. The best part was that there was an old, old woman in the 3rd row who was clearly not enjoying the show. She sat there with her purse on her lap, shaking her head every time she heard you say f*ck. I'm surprised she didn't have whiplash. Great show. I bought myself the tickets for my birthday. Then my boss surprised, she bought us tickets to see you in Georgia on Friday. I can't wait to see the show again. See you then.
posted on October 9, 2006 at 11:30 AM
Karen wrote:
Kathy,
I forgot to mention, when I see you in Georgia, I'll be in the back, Row S, but I don't care you are a riot.
posted on October 9, 2006 at 11:38 AM
Katie wrote:
Kathy,
You are the funniest lady ever!!! My husband and I love to watch you. He is in the Air Force and loved what you did with the troops. Come see us at our Air Force Base in Spokane. We love you.
posted on October 11, 2006 at 3:32 PM
Rachel wrote:
Hi Kathy!
So I see that you were in my home town of Wilkes-Barre PA. You poor woman! Talk about being on the D-list. I'll bet you took it like a trooper though. Sorry I wasn't there. And tell Mat not to listen to that rude person above. I think he is totally sweet. My husband would never curl my hair, let alone do such a good job. By the way is he on your pay role for doing that? I love you and keep those celebrities on their toes. They need someone like you to remind them that they are human beings! (or are they?) -Later
posted on October 12, 2006 at 1:34 PM
Bill T wrote:
Dear Kathy,
You are the 'D' in Diva and the 'T' in Truth!
I saw you in Houston and you were amazing as always,
love you much...worship you much and hope to see more
of you on TV!!!!!
posted on October 12, 2006 at 4:19 PM
Frau Kierstin wrote:
Ms. Kathy (Ever since Matthew pulled that crap, I must refer to you as Ms., although, so cute, can you stand it?),
So, my gays are jealous. What is a girl to do? Wang Chung (I spit my wine out on that one) is jealous that high school (gay #2, but who's counting (who is actually my gay #1, but gay #2 gets really mad and insists on being gay #1)) made me the best mix tapes for the class reunion (who asked you how long ago I graduated? Let's go with 10 years, ok?) What is your advice for calming the gays? Really, sadly, we all await your response. They get a little bit jealous when it comes to the mixing and music stuff.
posted on October 13, 2006 at 1:35 AM
Trussell ChiTown wrote:
Kathy is the very best of what every woman should aspire to be. She is from Chicago like me, now i live in D.C. a.k.a. dick city! Just joking. Anyway, I bought Allegedly as soon as I saw the show on Bravo. Sorry about you and Matt. I was hoping for the best. But, Kathy no matter what -- you will survive and any guy should consider himself lucky to even be in your presence. Tell mom, dad, and neice and nephew hi. Hi to Chance and Pom Pom? Good luck K. and may all your dreams come true. We just LLLOOOOVEEE U!
posted on October 15, 2006 at 10:14 PM
Char Norton wrote:
Hi Kathy,
Just wanted to tell you what I fan i am of yours and how much I love your sense of humor. I was away on business in Panama for 10 weeks, was hoping your new season would be starting. Does anybody know when the next season begins and where can I get a schedule of Kathy's appearances?
Take care
posted on October 16, 2006 at 2:28 PM
Ann Taylor wrote:
I will never understand your theme about strong black woman.
I wonder what that was all about the show was ok but the
title was tacky!
posted on October 19, 2006 at 8:45 AM
Sharyn wrote:
Hiya Kathy!
I just wanted to take a minute to tell you how funny and beautiful I think you are.
I have noticed that you are like me....VERY sensitive. And I want you to know that there are tons of people like me, who think that you are WAY more attractive and talented than many of those "A or even B list" celebs.
Please remember that whenever the Hollywood life gets you down.
I LOVE your show!
And I really love your candor.
Please keep it up.
posted on October 19, 2006 at 12:28 PM
Michelle wrote:
Several of these comments are made by married women, like myself. My girlfriends and I LOVE the D-list and all Kathy's stand up on Bravo. HOWEVER, when we all went to see her LIVE, we were embarassed and horrified that 95% of the audience were gay males. It was SO TAYLORED to that crowd that we were all embarassed to be there, not to mention those poor husbands we convinced to attend. Needless to say, they thought we were nuts. Thank you Bravo for obviously editing out Kathy's political and gay-affirming beliefs for the t.v. viewers. However, there should be a caption/disclaimer that states:"Material contained in Kathy's stand-up act is not a full representation of her act."
posted on October 19, 2006 at 9:25 PM
Nicholas wrote:
Nina Garcia desperately needs to have her hair cut and styled. She looks like Cousin It from the Addams Family. You never see what she's wearing because of all that mangy hair! I cannot believe that someone in her position ("Fashion Director for Elle Magazine") can be so behind the times when it comes to hairstyle.
My dish on Project Runway…do you watch?
posted on October 20, 2006 at 3:34 PM
Randy Hubbell wrote:
KATHY-
YOU ROCK! KEEP ON ROCKING!! THE TV IS NOT OFF WHEN YOU ARE ON!
posted on October 24, 2006 at 11:28 AM
RANDY wrote:
I WAS LATE TO WORK TODAY BECAUSE I COULD NOT TURN KATHY'S SHOW OFF!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO SEE GRIFFIN LIVE. WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO SOUTH FLORIDA????
posted on October 24, 2006 at 12:16 PM
Marilyn wrote:
Kathy, I think you are the funniest lady on television! I do searches in order to find your shows. AND, I'm not a gay...not that there is anything wrong with that. I'm a grandma that enjoys your humor to the max! Good luck girl...you're on my "A" list.
posted on October 25, 2006 at 5:53 PM
Tatiana wrote:
Oh god, Kathy you are amazingly funny and seriously, you don't look bad at all. Nicole Kidman has nothing on you. ^_^ I bet she couldn't crack a joke without having a blonde seizure midway.(or without having it scripted.)
I watched your show alot in the beginning...Now I have no time *weep*. Damn work and being young.
Doesn't it more than slightly annoy you that charities use you as a last resort? I know you can be a good sport and laugh about it and say it's face time. But I'd want to kick some ass. Just please don't ever reduce yourself to Pam Anderson jugs and a patented J-Lo Ass Pad. Do come to South Florida. I HAVE to see you in person...Even if it is oh....hmm 400 ft away with other insane fans of yours. I'll bring my gays, you bring your act.
posted on October 26, 2006 at 10:58 AM
adriane wrote:
why are they not showing or advertising Kathy griffen anymore...
posted on October 28, 2006 at 1:17 AM
Jacksonville Red wrote:
Hey gal,
Down here in the great South .........
US Woman,, also love our gays ........
I love your shows ...YOUcame to the FLORIDA THEARTER,,,, IWould have payed much more to your charity than that onepay ed to come forthe weekend if you do count on me///
o
posted on October 30, 2006 at 7:21 PM
Bobbin in Seattle wrote:
Hey Kathy!! I look foreward to seeing you live this Friday 11/3 at C.W.U. ...its a three hour drive from Seattle but i hear you are making the same drive !... Yeah I am a huge fan of your outspoken honesty and in fact I live my life the same way..oh and yes I am yer #1 gay in Seattle having withdrawls since yer only in rerun on Bravo...well i will be in the front row with my dvd in hand in hopes of an autograph??? yer the best
posted on November 1, 2006 at 12:52 PM
Shannon P Moore wrote:
Where the hell did my all day kathathon go? Now it's six feet under all damn day. If I have to hear that albino crybaby ask me why people have to die again I will fly to LA and 'explain it to her.
All I can say is if they don't air another episode soon I'm going to dress up like a german squirrel and hang out in the bushes behind your house. You'll have to let me hang out with you after I miraculously (what the hell? how do you spell that?) Anyway, once I train your dogs to be my army of minions you'll surely be obliged to entertain me till my hearts content, or I pee myself whichever comes first.
By the way Kathy, Jay Leno is a circus freak and a tool. I just wish you had politely invited him to hop up in your vag. You could have promised to keep your legs open so he wouldn't get scared in the dark. I think that's all he needs, just a little kindness and a week or so stuffed neatly up your accomidating vag.
posted on November 2, 2006 at 2:30 AM
Gia Francecsa wrote:
hey Kathy!! i know there are a lot of people posting fan comments that are adults soo i thought you could use some teen comments ^_^ (thats my happy face lol) my mom and i watch your show ALL the time.my favorite episode so far is when your invited to guest star on Hollywood Square. Little Richard must have been very funny and loud.i dont know how you do it kathy. before i watched your show i wasnt really into comedy(i preferred watching a horror movie) now imaddicted to your show. my friends think im crazy but i really dont car. kathy you are one of my many role models and i hope one day we can meet.
ps- expect an even longer comment frommy mother =)
love ya!
posted on November 2, 2006 at 2:28 PM
JenRey wrote:
I just saw You live tonight in Springfield, Illinois - and you were FaBuLoUs!! I didn't want you to quit talking! I was so sad to have to go home! OMG your story about Andy Dick still has me laughing hours later. And your imitation of Stifler's Mom was perfect! Thanks for working so hard to make the show seem like it goes directly to each person in the audience.
BTW - to whomever it was that blogged KG to change her show from being "tailored to the gays" - that is your first sign that you need to get yourself some gays to lighten your butt up(no pun intended). Why would you tell KATHY GRIFFEN (pet your hair there girl) to make a single change in anything she does? HEL-LO!!!! Jesus H. When you get your own show you can tell all the funny knock-knock jokes you can think of in your embroidered jumper. And for the record, I am not saying this as a gay, I am a 25 year-old straight girl.
Anyhoo- KG you are phe-nom. Can't wait to see you again!
posted on November 13, 2006 at 12:34 AM
Hannah Whicher wrote:
Hello you Gorgeous woman!!!
my name is Hannah and i am not going to lie about it... i am a very funny person, i absolutly love you , you are my hero, i worship the ground you walk on!!!
so any who i am going to be doing stand-up at a spring conference for my schools FBLA spring conference and i was wondering if you could help me out and maybe give me some tips?!?!?!? once again i LOVE you and everything about you!!!
Dweeb in action
AKA hannah
posted on November 15, 2006 at 4:07 PM
Rebecca wrote:
Kathy! Come back and write a new blog. Is there going to be another season for 2006/2007? Come on Bravo, Renew it!
Anyway, I wanted to say.... Kathy Griffin makes the D-List the new A-List. You rock girl, from one all natural redhead to another.
I am looking forward to DVRing NEW episodes. (Hint Hint). This is really more of a demand than a request ;-)
Rebecca
posted on November 23, 2006 at 2:29 PM
Paula wrote:
Hi Kathy,
I am really looking forward to your 10 pm show in Sacramento tonight! I am a new fan of your work as your tv show on Bravo was the first time I saw your wonderful humor. I have a pet sitting business and I have to say that the episode where you have a trainer help you with your dogs was the most hilarious thing I have ever seen. I do some crazy things to amuse the pets I sit for and now I know I am not the only crazy pet person. Would I dress up in a rat suit? Sure.
Welcome to Sacramento and see you tonight!
posted on December 1, 2006 at 9:20 AM
Liz S. wrote:
Kathy, Love you. When are you coming to Cinci, OH? Since I know how much you love Miss Gwenyth I hope you are going to work in her latest comments about us stupid Americans into your act. England can have her!!
Liz
posted on December 3, 2006 at 11:45 AM
Paul K wrote:
Guess I won't be asking you to attend one of our gay bake-offs anytime soon! We love you here in Durham, NC, and we hope to see you hear sometime. Reserve me a seat in the front row please!
From one of your "NC Gays".
PK
posted on December 7, 2006 at 4:31 PM
JR wrote:
Well! We love you KG and we want to submit an unabashed plug for some greeting cards you will love ( not to mention all of your fans). Check out www.handsomedevilpress.com xoxo JR & Jason
posted on December 7, 2006 at 7:07 PM
Marc wrote:
Hey Kathy! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! When is season 3 starting?
posted on December 10, 2006 at 6:00 AM
Amy Hanek wrote:
Kathy,
Where is your next new season? I need to see more of Life on the "D" List! You were Fort Myers, FL this fall and I couldn't get a ticket. Now I have moved to VA and feel very isolated from the rest of the world. A little D list gossip would make life bearable. I am glad to see that you have elevated your status a little - two assistants! Not too shabby! I have three assistants. They are my little rug rats, which puts them in the training stage, but still effective. If I am captured by a group of born again baptists in the mountains- I am blaming you for having nothing else to do. Your parents remind me of mine. My mom also has a box of wine with her whenever she comes over to my house. I hope to see you on the tube soon! If you ever have a concert in Roanoke, VA I will buy my tickets early! P.S. I substitute teach elementary school kids. I have a great idea for a new reality series. "The Substitute Teacher" Camera crews follow a substitute teacher around and just watch. I have seen some crazy sh-t in the classroom. You wouldn't believe it!
posted on December 13, 2006 at 2:44 PM
joschi wrote:
Hi Kathy,
I'm Joschi from NYC ..just wanted to say you are great, loved the CNN show the othe day.
i have a yoga studio in Chelsea - guess who loves you :)
I wish you Happy Holidays. Joschi
posted on December 17, 2006 at 8:14 PM
Donna wrote:
Kathy, I just wanted to say how great you are. The more I watch you, the more I like you! I was particularly impressed with your hands-on approach to the "business" side of your comedy. You don't let anyone mess with your stuff; that's awesome. And you provided such great advice about all of that to the people who came to see you. I also have to say that I am really sorry that things didn't work out with Matt. That had to be very hard, and hurtful. It's sad that things turned out that way. But, thank you very much for doing what you do, saying what you say, and being who you are! You rock!
posted on December 20, 2006 at 6:08 PM
angel sandoval wrote:
I wish Icould tell you in person. Your show is , I believe a measure of our times, Mr Bush is a prime example, him as you are outragoeus, both of you could be compared to the ANTICHRIST, you keep on assaulting those that can't defend themselves, will say anything to achieve ratings. I saw the show with L King, I was not impressed . I am not gay, but I think you are! If you're not why don't you get a real job. You suck at being an entertainer, anyone on doble Prozac can do a better job than you. Why you don't take on Rosie O'Donnel, you know she'll tear you up.
posted on December 26, 2006 at 12:44 PM
Craig wrote:
Love your show. Keep up the good work. Be proud of your life on the D-list. You make me laugh. You seem so genuine. My girlfriend loves the gay community. You remind me of her in that respect. I think you are such a very attractive young lady. Have good new year.
posted on January 9, 2007 at 2:13 PM
Shana Harvey wrote:
Hi Kathy!
Last night I couldn't sleep and just randomly turned on your episode about dog-training (shooting rat)/suite decorating/Learning Annex. I laughed my way out of insomnia -- you are SO FUNNY.
In addition to the funny, I also really appreciate your honesty about your work. I took the advice you gave the folks at the Learning Annex to heart, and since I'm not a student, I guess that puts me in with "Snake" and the "What ever Happened to Baby Jane" lady. Please keep the contortionist blow job in your corporate set and remember that a healthy smattering of Jesus never hurt anyone. Brisk breezes from the Windy City -- don't forget your roots!
Fellow Chicagoan
p.s. Why don't you call the DOG WHISPERER??? Then you guys could appear on one another's shows, like David E. Kelley does!
posted on January 10, 2007 at 3:34 PM
Shawn wrote:
Kathy,
You're a fuckin' riot...I would think that would be the greatest compliment to a comedian - it certainly is meant that way.
You're the best to the gays - and we love you for it. Thanks for the awesome support...
Looking forward to seeing you on tv again soon (VERY funny on the View, as always...). I've been trying to find when "My Life On The D-List" is coming back on but can't find the info -
Best wishes,
Shawn From Albany
posted on January 19, 2007 at 2:02 PM
Suzy wrote:
Kathy, I just saw you on "The View" and I'm so glad they had you back after the act you did about Barbra Walters. :-) That person above is an idiot and appearantly doesn't know that you are friends with Rosie and then had the nerve to call you gay like it's an insult. People. I just heard on the view that you are now single! I am shocked and don't know what happened but that's a good thing since it means you were able to have a private divorce right? It's Matt's loss....really. You are SO hilarious and a pure joy to watch. Did you really do out with Ron Jeremy? I hope not. I saw him in Vegas checking in a hotel that I worked at and he didn't even seem nice, ew. You can do much better. Sorry if you love him or anything but ewww. I love you and am sad that I can only find your show on Bravo every 3 months or so. I think you should have your own talk show...would you do it? Like Craig Ferguson on CBS, some stand up and then guests that you've made fun of in your act...awwwkkwaarddd. :-) and then exotic animals from San Diego zoo or wherever. That would be the greatest. Did you ever watch when Rosie had panic attacks with the animal guests? I love Rosie and I love animals and it was great to watch. Say hi to Chance and Pom Pom. I have wild doggies too I so totally get you. Love You and keep on keeping real!
-Suzy
posted on January 20, 2007 at 10:15 AM
Teresa Scotti wrote:
Sorry I could not get tickets at Carneige Hall...hope it was a good show!! I am looking forward to seeing you a Mohegan Sun. Good Luck Kathy your best fan ...Mother Teresa (age 84)
posted on January 23, 2007 at 12:30 PM
Dana wrote:
Hey Kath! I think you rock. You make me LMAO! I love more than anything to laugh at people. I wish I could find someone like you to hang with. I once dated a guy that had that same sense of humor and we used to laugh our asses off together! I don't know how the fuck we didn't end up together, but we didn't. The connection I have with someone is limited without that. You and Matt reminded me of another relationship I had -- one that was much less fulfilling for me. Kind of like a warm blanket. Comfortable and easy and safe, but a borefest, and inside I still felt very much alone. So I won't say I'm sorry because I suspect it is probably the right thing for both of you. Life fucking sucks like that, doesn't it? Too often, if you ask me. Anyway, I hope you're both doing well.
Love and best wishes!
Dana
posted on January 31, 2007 at 8:58 PM
Laura wrote:
Oh my God, you are great! : ) I saw you last night at The Palace Theater in Columbus, Ohio. You rock! I must have laughed the entire time. I don't know how you can get up there and talk for 2 hours straight; that would wear me straight out. Anyhow, good luck on your tour. I hope to see you again!!
posted on February 4, 2007 at 11:23 AM
joy rodriguez wrote:
kathy, i just had to write and tell you are the best. i love the comedy on the celebrities. everything you say is true and fuck em if they don't like it. my husband doesn't get your act because he doesn't care about celebrities, but i watch you every chance i get even the repeats crack me up. keep up the great work and hey if you ever need a fan to spend the night e-mail me. that last house guest you had was wack. i am a real fan. we would definitely have a crack up and you could share all the real celebrity dirt..
take care....
posted on February 5, 2007 at 6:45 PM
Waltponce wrote:
Michelle wrote:
"Several of these comments are made by married women, like myself. My girlfriends and I LOVE the D-list and all Kathy's stand up on Bravo. HOWEVER, when we all went to see her LIVE, we were embarassed and horrified that 95% of the audience were gay males. It was SO TAYLORED to that crowd that we were all embarassed to be there, not to mention those poor husbands we convinced to attend. Needless to say, they thought we were nuts. Thank you Bravo for obviously editing out Kathy's political and gay-affirming beliefs for the t.v. viewers. However, there should be a caption/disclaimer that states:"Material contained in Kathy's stand-up act is not a full representation of her act.""
OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!! I counted how many times you mention 'THE GAYS' on one episode of your show, including how many times 'THE GAYS' are FEATURED in your show and this bitch is clearly off her F***ing rocker.
First of all..."Embarassed and HORRIFIED? that 95% of the audience were gay males???" Then you are clearly not suited for Kathy's biting political and social satire. That is the function of art, bitch, to comment on society. She is using her status as a celeb (D-List though it may be) to get her views and opinions out there for a people who love her and adore her for that EXACT reason!
Secondly, let's face it...if you go to Kathy's standup and you are shocked by the gay and political expression, WHAT TV SHOW WERE YOU F***ing WATCHING? Have you ever seen My Life on the D-List? Do you own Allegedly? Obviously not. Get your homophobic asses out of that theater and leave Ms. Griffin ALONE!
Lastly...Don't complain on KATHY'S SITE that your homophobic, wife-beating husbands were uncomfortable because they all desire a little deep D***ing! Seriously, I have hetero friends everywhere and they can all pull it together when I organize a trip to see Kathy. They can retain their masculinity while listening to me complain about Gay Marriages and then go right into a rant about Brittney. Don't blame Kathy for your husbands being uncomfortable when they have a homo-erotic moment while listening to Kathy talk about gay handjobs or worse yet...Gyllenhaal! It's not Kathy's fault you all married a bunch of closeted homos with a penchance for beating their wives for dragging them to a COMEDY SHOW!!!
Kathy, I love you...don't let these "See You Next Tuesdays" get you down, girl! You keep doin' what you doin'!!!
posted on February 13, 2007 at 3:28 AM
Dana wrote:
Kath, I thought of you as soon as I heard about Anna Nicole - LOL (not LOL that she's dead, but LOL that I thought of you right away).
All this crap that's unfolding now is hilarious! Did you see Howard Stern's interview where he was sobbing for like 5 min before he managed to be squeeze out a tear? Reminded me of my cat -- sometimes he'll strain and strain for a little peanut of a turd.
Needless to say, I think Anna's death it was the best possible thing that could have happened to her daughter. Now she at least has a chance in life. Well, as long as she doesn't end up with that closet case Jew bastard. My money is on Larry as the father. He's the only one that doesn't look like he's acting out a role in some pathetic B-movie.
Best wishes!
Dana
posted on February 13, 2007 at 7:00 PM
Barbara wrote:
I think your wonderful and I was greatly sadden to hear of the passing over of your Father. God Bless you and your family during this time.
posted on February 18, 2007 at 4:04 PM
Tristan wrote:
Hey kathy see you this Saturday in San Fran cant wait to meet you!!!!!
posted on February 22, 2007 at 8:30 PM
Jennifer Nielsen wrote:
Greetings from Montana
We haven't seen you recently but have always enjoyed the experience when we get the chance.
We are retired, living on a mountain in Montana, (We get into town every 3-4 weeks), and TV is our only company, (and the only company we want). You are a pleasure in our living room....Donald Trump is not allowed.
Much continued success to you
Jennifer
posted on February 23, 2007 at 12:16 PM
DebiKay wrote:
Miss Kathy,
I think you are just fabulous!! I'm a single mother of two..and a law enforcement officer. I, for one, can appreciate people who are in-touch with "reality"...and you are certainly REAL!!! People who tip-toe around and can't handle your type of open-eyed observations really annoy me. Reality can be funny AND creepy....and you aren't afraid to talk about it!! YOU GO GIRL!!!! If you're ever in Jacksonville, FL, look me up and I'll bring you guys into my "reality". Hey, I know it'd sound hilarious if YOU talked about it!! (You'd be in good company....Dr. Phil was visiting with us a few weeks ago. ha ha)
posted on February 24, 2007 at 11:37 AM
David Hull wrote:
Kathy's so Fab! I rate her " 3 Snaps, A Kiss, And a Twist!"
posted on March 9, 2007 at 10:28 AM
Nicolette wrote:
Dear Kathy,
First, I am sorry for the loss of your dad a few weeks ago. I hope you and your mom are okay...as okay as one can be. I watched your D-List show weekly last season and loved it. Your parents seemed so nice and funny as hell. Now we all know where you get it. You are lucky to have those types of parents.
Secondly, I just caught you on the show "Workout." OMG they need someone like you on the show as a regular. Someone real and someone spicey. I hope to see you with Jackie again soon. Peace and be well!
posted on March 30, 2007 at 10:23 PM
Sandra wrote:
I love you Kathy, please keep up the good work
posted on April 1, 2007 at 1:59 AM
Carole wrote:
Hey Kathy,
You rock totally. And this from a 56 year old widow.
When does D List Start again? Get BRAVO to do MUCHO promotion. All the best.
Carole
posted on April 5, 2007 at 11:18 AM
Chris Rodrig wrote:
Kathy! Your show is awesome! When is the next time it is on Bravo? When is it on DVD, so I can buy it. I bought your allegedly DVD, it was awesome! I live in New Jersey. Please tell me when your here so I can see one of your shows. Keep telling it how it is Kathy! Don't give up!
posted on April 5, 2007 at 9:00 PM
Catherine Davis wrote:
Hello Kathy, I am changing the subject so pay attention. I just found out thast Rosie is leaving the view. I think that you would make a great host on that show! I mean, with your brutal honesty and your comedy, it can only be $$$$$ for you and the show. I dont get to watch much of your stuff but what I do see, when I see it, is hilarious!!!! I love how honest you are about things that most people wuld try to avoid. I mean you just go at it head first. I think that because of that you make it hilarious!!! I love your comedy. P.S. I am a straight female!LOL There's your proof that not all of your fans are gay. ha ha ha
posted on April 26, 2007 at 7:23 PM
Anthony wrote:
Kathy love ya, bla bla bla, but more importantly I just finished watching your marathon. You have the hottest gays!!! You could have raised money for your favorite charity by auctioning off Tony's used workout shirt!
posted on May 3, 2007 at 6:11 PM
Katie wrote:
Are you and Matt still married?I have read so many things that say diferent things and just wanted to know.Love your show
posted on May 17, 2007 at 8:57 PM
Craig wrote:
The "alledgedly" routine has to be one of the funniest and clever comic routines performed in history. Largely, most of her humor comes across as on the fly. I think she is the best standup comic in the business - man or woman.
posted on May 18, 2007 at 3:54 PM
Joe O'Connell wrote:
Kathy! My BF and I were thinking that you needed to do the EBAY for a stay with you again! We totally want to do it! We are bored out here in Aurora Illinois! Ewwww!
Save us! We are a blast and a half!
Totally love you and your show! We have all your Dvds! Can wait for the new season!
posted on May 18, 2007 at 4:54 PM
Charles wrote:
mayby you should try a new husband...me!
posted on May 21, 2007 at 2:43 AM
Val wrote:
I was so disappointed to hear you say that Jerry Falwell was no big loss when you co-hosted the view. I hope no one said that about your father when he passed on. Speaking ill of the deceased, no matter who they are is not a good thing in my opinion. You lost a fan, and I certainly wasn't a fan of Jerry Falwell's either. Kindness...please.
posted on May 21, 2007 at 6:05 PM
Karen wrote:
Clark & I are hoping that you bring us good luck on our Anniversary. Last year this time we had tickets to see Jimmy Buffet - it didn't go so well. The tickets were horrible, the events of the day were bad, the weather was terrible, we were wondering if it was a sign.
Not admitting that it could be a sign, we decided to celebrate our anniversay with you this year. We were hoping that you would bring us good luck.
So far this year - it doesn't seem to be working out so well with you, but it isn't Sunday yet. Here is the saga so far.
Three weeks ago I bought 2 tickets for your show at Mohegan Sun. My husband and I loved your show on Bravo and are totaly psyched that your new season is just around the corner. When we found out that you were performing during our anniversary, Jimmy Buffet got the boot and you were in. The tickets were purchased through a ticket agency, I paid almost 3 times the value per ticket, but we really wanted to have a good time this year, and my honey is worth it. The tickets arrive, and the next day - our tickets disappeared. We tore this whole area apart - the bad luck that we had with Jimmy Buffet reared its ugly head and your tickets for our anniversay - GONE. I called the ticket provider- oh well, nothing they can do - So.....I bought two more and now they are in the safe and hopefully going to be there until Sunday when we come to see you.
We own our own business and work very hard and need to have a good laugh. It is truly healing. Look forward to seeing you on Sunday
posted on May 22, 2007 at 3:02 PM
Kate wrote:
Hi Kathy! You never fail to make me laugh. Thanks for making my bad days a whole lot brighter, and my good days even better. You are truly a gifted comedienne. Keep on keepin on, dude! All the best.
posted on May 22, 2007 at 6:35 PM
Rebecca wrote:
Many celebs are against the war in Iraq and still declare their support for our troops, but Kathy you are the only one out of many celebs who proved your support by visiting the troops and preforming in a very dangerous situtation. Kathy you are on my A list. I enjoy your comedy and look forward to watching you again on Bravo. Well I wonder if Rosie would make that trip? hmmm NO
posted on May 24, 2007 at 1:22 PM
Rebecca wrote:
Many celebs are against the war in Iraq and still declare their support for our troops, but Kathy you are the only one out of many celebs who proved your support by visiting the troops and preforming in a very dangerous situtation. Kathy you are on my A list. I enjoy your comedy and look forward to watching you again on Bravo. Well I wonder if Rosie would make that trip? hmmm NO
posted on May 24, 2007 at 1:22 PM
Bill wrote:
Kathy,
I love you, you are an amzaing comedienne! I have never considered you to be on the D-list, you'll always be A-List to me! I've always wanted to be one of your "gays"! LOL! XOXO
DJ Lasher
posted on May 25, 2007 at 3:41 AM
Brenda Farmer wrote:
Hi Kathy!! I have always wanted to see you , and now I get my chance, we bought tickets to your show in Akron OH on June 9. I can't wait!! My husband isn't a fan,(oops sorry), but who cares? My brother, his partner, and my gay male friend I've had for YEARS are all coming too. I told my friend he has to pretend he's my date, so he can't dress nicer than me. We would all just LOVE to get our pictures taken with you, is this possible? I am a 49 year old woman who works hard for her money, and it would be a thrill of a lifetime.
Love ya Kathy
posted on May 25, 2007 at 7:07 PM
wayne wrote:
Hey Kathy, I really love you, your so funny. Had to write and say I saw a People interview you gave in support of Ro way to go. If I were you and the View did ask you to host don't do it. Look how they treated Ro, and face it your views are similar to Ro's just let it turn back in to the fluff show it was save your self the heartache. Your doing fine with out them.
posted on May 27, 2007 at 3:57 PM
Erin Leraris wrote:
Kathy,
I am thrilled that the series comes back on my birthday -- what a treat! Thanks for the laughs!
Erin
(Go OP Huskies!)
posted on May 30, 2007 at 8:40 PM
joe wrote:
Kathy, my friends and I are really excited to see you perform in Milwaukee for our Pridefest. We love life on the D-list and if you ever need some gays in Milwaukee we got your back.
posted on May 31, 2007 at 11:53 AM
Hilary Langford wrote:
I love your work Kathy (I am not gay) but what is up with your hair style?
You are soooo cute but your hair makes you look live Elvira. Am I a hairstylist, NO, but just a girl who wants to tell you like it is. Either the bangs have to go or the sides need to be layerd.
That is all, you will either delete me now or say what is on your mind. my e-mail is above
Hilary Langford (not hillary--like Clinton) Although I love her too.
posted on June 4, 2007 at 7:21 PM
Santinasi wrote:
At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage.
"Look," she said. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other."
"You're wrong," the young man declared. "For the past 5 years I've been working in the bank where your father has his account."
posted on June 5, 2007 at 10:48 AM
karen purves wrote:
Hi Kathy, I have an idea for your show. Make a list of women that Hollywood says is beautiful. I'm talking about women that is shoved down your throat until you say OK, she's beautiful, even though you know she's a dog. Leading the pack would be Sarah Jessica Parker. Have you looked at her? Now let's discuss Jennifer Aniston. When she started out on friends her nose looked great but after about the 3rd season they let her go natural. Now she looks like she walked into a door. R. Zelweger what can't you say there. And why don't you comment on black women who are "beautiful" because they look white? Can't they make it with a black look? Sincerely kp
posted on June 5, 2007 at 1:48 PM
Robert Hayes wrote:
Kathy, I never quite know what to make of you. You always end up saying the dumbest things and at times I actually feel sorry for you. Your comments on one of your cable episodes that Jesus was a vastly overrated celebrity was just such a event. Your additional condesending and mocking attitude was typical for a non-Christian, and you my dear are definately a NON......... So, what can I say.I pray for you and I am also waiting for that day when we all stand begore God and give an account, for our lives. Boy what a shocking surprise awaits you.....So I hope you understand that mixed in with the compassion and concern is also a little bit of "your going to be sorry one day".............You will surely get what you deserve....................
posted on June 5, 2007 at 4:43 PM
Eric T wrote:
Love ya, love ya, love ya....!!!!
I hope to see you live somday. Ft Lauderdale anytime soon.
And by the way, so envy that jerk that got to visit you and acted like he had something better to do....
I tell you these f'kn queens kill me.
Anyway, gotta go. Your show is starting again....!!! Hey, gotta get what I can.....
Shhh..!!! Can't hear you.... LOL
posted on June 5, 2007 at 11:02 PM
Caroline wrote:
Hey Kathy! I love you a lot and always watch your show. I don't know how you're not recognized more often. You are so funny and hope you get upgraded to the A list!
posted on June 5, 2007 at 11:03 PM
wendy wrote:
hi kathy! i think that you are so funny...i hope that you get off the d-list and get on the a-list. you disurve it.
posted on June 6, 2007 at 8:50 AM
Lori wrote:
I just wanted to let you know that I thought Barbara Walters was really rude to you the other day on The View. Saying that you were a biggot and that she would not invite you to one of her party's she should rethink that I would imagine that her party's are pretty boring and they could use someone to lighten it up. Anywho keep your head up and keep making all of us laugh.
posted on June 7, 2007 at 11:00 AM
Karine wrote:
Gurrrrl!! I am waving my hand like Whitney Houston! Your are the funniest lady. I am inviting you to spend a day at my house with myself, husband and cats ("Shania" and "Mariah") when you are back in San Francisco, CA. My husband can barbecue gurrrrl! Or I can make anything you want. He is Italian/Polish and I am Mexican American or American Mexican. Don't speak spanish though. We love our Jack Daniels and Tequila. Your humor is right on ours. You are not eeeeven a "D" list star!!!! Love your show and your humor we would sooooo get along. Let's hang out 'cause I need to vent about work!!!
posted on June 7, 2007 at 8:27 PM
Tracy wrote:
Kathy! You were wonderful in Akron, Ohio! We love you!
Come back soon! xoxoxoxoxoxxo
posted on June 10, 2007 at 9:50 PM
wendy wrote:
Hello I need to know how to book KAthy I would like her to host a D list party at my new gay club in miami coincidentally called Discotekka. Please have someone email me at wendyvoodoo@aol.com thank you
posted on June 12, 2007 at 1:57 AM
Yo Mama wrote:
Hey, Kathy!
My mom and I loved your show in Indy last week!! My only regret was having a beer then having to pee in the middle of your show.
I'm watching the new season of D-List, of course. And, I'll probably watch "Everybody Can Suck It" 80% of the times it airs. Keep killin' us! Love you! XOXO
posted on June 12, 2007 at 8:21 PM
Cami Smtih wrote:
Kathy, I love your show.. You are so dam funny! I live in Southern Oregon and have 2 gay brothers who adore you also. We would love for you to come to Medford and have dinner with us and some cocktails and just hang out. Think about it. Take care and so sorry to hear about the passing of your Dad, many thoughts and prayers headed your way. Love ya, Cami Smith
posted on June 13, 2007 at 4:42 PM
stephanie elsasser wrote:
Hi Kathy, i just wanted you to know i want you to be my new best freind. there is noone funnier than you, even on my worst days you crack me up.my 13 year old son loves you, as well as my boyfreind thinks you are hot.(he's cute if you want to hang out with him for a night) you are coming to seattle in november i just found out. i can't wait, you are the only comedian i would pay to see. when you come you should come to my home and my good looking man will cook you a great dinner.( he used to be a chef)
posted on June 14, 2007 at 3:13 PM
Lemy wrote:
Dear Kathy:
I am in San Juan, Puerto Rico ( a small beautiful island in the Caribbean, in case you didn't know, ja), I am watching your show on your Dad passing. Wow, what an emotional, yet refreshing show!! I am blessed to still have my Dad with me even if he is not doing so well...that's lfe. My heart and prayers go out to you and your lovely Mom.
With thay said, I must say you new assistants are great, WOW how hot is Tom..!! He is to good looking for words... you think you can gay-him-up??? ja, ja, If you can let mek know, I will be waiting for him by the beach, with a cold Piña Colada...!!!
Please keep bringing laughter to our already streesed world!! (Sorry if I mispell something, you need spell check ont his blogs....) Hasta pronto!!!!
posted on June 19, 2007 at 11:01 PM
Paula wrote:
Kathy:I love your show on bravo! Few make me laugh but you crack me up.Sorry about your father passing best wishes to you and your mother and family.As an outsider looking in it seemed your dad lived life to the fullest.I take inspiration from that and hope mine is half of what his was.My prayers are with you and your family.On another note....Is it true your coming to seattle OMG! I can not wait...Iam sooooo there.I hope to get to meet you there.Sorry the valley girl came out for some reason geez! Take care much thanks for all the laughs. Paula
posted on June 19, 2007 at 11:15 PM
lisa wrote:
Kathy, we LOVE you and your show. I got tickets for my whole hair salon staff to go to your show in Seattle. Can't wait! We are so sorry about your Dad passing. I cried too. I love my parents and don't want that day to ever come. Anyhooo, I think you will have a a great turnout in Seattle. You are very popular here. Since you were crazy enough to go to the drunk people's house, maybe you would like to come to our salon. You can swear all you want here and your staff can drink. You could get pretty here before the show. It would be super fun! We could bring in the "boys" and the seattle poparazzi and it could be great! Lemme know! Lisa
posted on June 20, 2007 at 3:59 PM
Annie wrote:
Kathy: I am ashamed to say that I just started watching your show and tonight I learned that your Dad had passed away.I am so sorry for your loss. My Mom passed away at 92 in September,and I want her back. I'm a mess.
I have only seen maybe 4 episodes of your show,and quickly fell in love with your Mom and Dad.
Whoever tells you time makes the grief easier is full of it.Surround yourself with people who love you and who make you laugh.And your dogs. People without dogs will never know the comfort derived from burying your face in your dogs neck and crying your eyes out.They just stand there and take it. And aren't uncomfortable about it like people can be,however well-intentioned.
On a positive note: You make me laugh out loud and I am sure my neighbors must think I am in the suitcase every time your show is on.You are priceless.
Be strong. Know you are loved and that your Dad will never,ever leave you.Love like that never goes anywhere.It stays with you every single second of your life.
posted on June 22, 2007 at 12:57 AM
samantha cheng wrote:
I am so "F"ing glad your back on Bravo!!! Kathy your awsome and have come along way. i also have been divorced. i thought he was my true love and it hurt for fucking ever. any way love ya and things will turn out better in the end. they did for me...keep on cracking us up babe. love ya
posted on June 22, 2007 at 8:54 PM
Rebeckah wrote:
Kathy - Just wanted to say I am a fan. I'm not one of your "gays" but you really make me laugh. Infact, you are the only comedian that I know who can make me belly laugh. I still love the bit about the butt crack sweat and you packin' it with TP. Anyway, the episode that just aired about your Dad dying. I cried my eyes out. I loved him. I loved him and your Mom. See...I'm sitting here crying. You are lovely because you are transparent and I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry. If you're ever in Nashville, please come by for dinner. Your "straights" will cook you a good meal, we know how to cook in the south.
posted on June 23, 2007 at 8:33 AM
janet sparks wrote:
I just got back from vacation and am catching up. I am weeping as I watch as Kathy deals with the loss of her father. I feel like I am in the same situation, and whenever my phone rings I fear that it will be bad news. Thank you, Kathy, for being vulnerable and sharing this journey with us all. I will be in the audience in July at Bass Hall in Ft. Worth Texas.
posted on June 25, 2007 at 1:56 PM
Nov Sr Mischif wrote:
Kathy,
You're right charity is tiring!!! Here's wishing you all the energy you need for the various crazy charity events you go to.
When are you coming back to Phoenix? I didn't find out you were performing here until after the fact *pout*
SINcerly,
Novice Sister Mischif S. Marymaker
posted on June 25, 2007 at 5:18 PM
Kamera wrote:
I am so saddened by Kathy's loss, I lost my dad a few years ago and I still cry, and cried right along with Kathy on her show.
I am quite of fan of Kathy and wish her and her mother the best.
I take care of mom now too and I thought that Kathy offering her mom to stay with her is admirable.
I never miss any of her shows and hope to see her live some day.
Best Wishes to you Kathy!
posted on June 25, 2007 at 8:35 PM
Nan C wrote:
"…Okay, I’m back. And don’t worry about Jessica. She took her beating like a lady".
This joke reminds me of these crazy lesbians I knew in Charleston, SC. Two of them (I'll call them E and L) were in love with this one legged, rich, crazy (M) who used to beat them both. Apparently E showed up at the home that M shared with her current love, L, and E and L got into a fist fight over who was going to claim the crazy as their prize. The person recounting the story told me after their tussle, L showed E to the door, "as any good hostess would". Southern Gothic Lesbians, best in the world. In case you're wondering how this tale ends, L ended up falling out of love with her prize and had to get a restraining order against her, and E married several men. All's well that ends well.
posted on June 25, 2007 at 11:38 PM
Jill wrote:
Wow...I never thought that a femaile celebrity would be so open about liking gay men! You should come to Yaoi-con sweety! Totally dedicated to the art and love of gay men, manga, anime, and just...gay men. I think you would enjoy it!
posted on June 29, 2007 at 1:31 AM
Theresa wrote:
How could you possibly go perform at places that don't want you there? You? Bombing? My 17 year old son and myself are amazed that people don't think you are hilarious when you go perform. Come to Colorado, you will not feel like D list there!!!
posted on July 3, 2007 at 10:17 AM
tom wrote:
just saw your performance for the brain dead jewellers ... haa ha ha ... wow those robots are wooden and unpleasant.. you were a shining bright light in that dark room... I loved it!....
posted on July 6, 2007 at 1:16 AM
april wrote:
Kathy I am your biggest fan! Well beside your gays. I was so sad to hear about your dad dying. Love you!! And good luck getting off the D-List!!
posted on July 8, 2007 at 11:20 PM
Teresa wrote:
First, let me pick myself up off the floor. You are so damn funny that I laugh my @ss off! No way are you a D list sister! You are an A lister here in Texas! I'm driving past Bass Performance hall (Fort Worth) last Saturday night and see that you are in town - this is great! Looking forward to laughing at the Bass this weekend! (Laugh your @ass off at the Bass!) See you soon! Teresa
posted on July 19, 2007 at 8:37 AM
Nicola wrote:
Kathy, I really dig that your so down to earth and not afraid to tell it like it is. I think that so many people in this world are such fake asses they make me sick. I love that you have a gay following, I think that you kind of have the best of both worlds, You get to look at these beautiful men and you don't have to worry about them wanting in your pants for money. However I do hope you get to gt some yummy man all for yourself. Until the right one comes for you I hope you leave a trail of broken hearts.
Your number one fan from the beautiful Northern Oregon Coast
Nicola
posted on July 20, 2007 at 12:27 PM
Daniella wrote:
I'm a mere marketing assistant for a gay nightclub in Las Vegas, and although I'm the only straight girl on staff (making me D-List material even in the gay community) I have been plotting and planning a fabulous A-List event in your honor to follow your Las Vegas performance in August. I was so crushed (and humbled back into my not quite gay enough position) when your manager turned us down. I'm still coming to your show, and I'm still a faithful fan, and I just hope that at some point I can prove to all the catty gay men in my office that a straight girl can love you just as much as them. (And put on a better party.) Love Always, (Your not quite gay-enough fan) Daniella Cortez (of Piranha Nightclub in Las Vegas.)
posted on July 20, 2007 at 8:39 PM
Mark wrote:
Kathy,
I am a Soldier stationed in AZ. Love your show. Going to Iraq soon and its going to hard that i am not going to be able to see your show. Love you alot, keep doing what your doing. You always make me laugh.
posted on July 24, 2007 at 9:29 PM
Crystal wrote:
Hey Kathy! Saw ur show in El Paso last night. Watch ur show every Tuesday. Got my Husband to watch. We Adore you! Any how Show was Fantastic. Hope yo can come again in the future.By the way Maybe we can hook you up with a Texas Trooper. My husband knows a lot of available men. Best Of Luck to you. Love Always A fan in TEXAS Crystal
posted on July 25, 2007 at 1:40 PM
terri l cooksey wrote:
hay miss Kathy, I just want you to know , I am a big fan of your's , and I 'm not talking about my size.HA ! but really I just love love love you , I love your show I never miss it I watch everything you are on. for one reason , you make me laugh! you are such a funny lady. and I am always waiting for the next great thing you do. It would be a dream of mine to meet you someday, but until then just keep making us laugh your the greatest, and a really neat lady , I am sure your dad is watching you and just as proud of you as when he was alive , and if you think about it he is alive through you. I was so sorry for your loss. I am a 50 year old mother of 4 grown children and 8 grandchildren, I live in s.c. and I am a sous chef in a country club. well take care and keep making them smile yours Terri
posted on July 27, 2007 at 12:19 AM
Brighton wrote:
My Dr.Sister and I are HUGE fans of yours! We watch your show religiously, and call each other to talk about it afterward. I am so sorry about your divorce, been there- and I am very sorry about the death of your Dad. He seemed like such a sweet man, and it was obvious how much he loved you and how proud he was of you.
Thank you for being real and for being so honest!
posted on July 27, 2007 at 6:19 AM
Rachel wrote:
I LOVE HER. and all my gays do too. :-)
posted on July 28, 2007 at 10:20 PM
Carol Glass wrote:
Kathy,
I want to let you know that my 14 year old son (he has a crush on you!...I don't, I have a crush on Jessica...ha, just kidding!! :-) ) and I are huge fans of yours. We catch all the D List shows, and especially love your stand up routines. We live in the Jacksonville, FL area and want to know when you will apear in our city for a show?
It would be one on my son's dreams, if you would pull up in our driveway in your limo, and meet him! C'mon, you're a D List celebrity. :-) You'd like us, we are pretty cool people!
Glad you don't rag on Angelina Jolie to much, like you, she's a great person too!
posted on August 4, 2007 at 7:45 PM
Nancy wrote:
Thank you for your "Jesus" remark. When are people going to grow up - do they still believe in Santa also?
I would love to get the word out that we non-believers are not the ignorant ones. I honestly, just don't get it.
Thank you - Nancy & Harry
posted on September 11, 2007 at 11:10 PM
Whats her face wrote:
Kathy you rule!!! I'm always searching for you in magazines, but I don’t find much…I don’t get it! Girl, if I were the paparazzi I would stalk you so much you would wish that you weren’t famous..
Love ya
posted on September 15, 2007 at 1:42 AM
dawn wrote:
Ok, so I'm in Oyster River Tavern which is located in WestHaven Connecticut. I'm there occasionally, however, I'm well liked there. I'm sitting at the bar (1st drink of the day) here comes Vicky Lawrence walking by me!!! You think your on the D list, well I'm on the Z list. I said "Oh hi Vicky how are you " well, she turned her head as if I was a tiny little nobody from CT. The nerve of a someone who plays an old fat women with a wig!!!!! I'd like your opinion. Thank You Dawn from CT!!!!
posted on September 18, 2007 at 9:20 PM
Sara Grounds wrote:
I Absolutly Love Ur Stand-up Shows Ive Seen On TV, And Ur D-List Show. U R Sooo My Fav Comidian. And This Thursday I Have Tickets To Ur Show Here In Charleston WV, And I Cant Wait!!! Ill B the Short Haired Girl, 3rd Row Up In the Balcony Laughing My Ass Off!
Ur Awsome -SARA
posted on October 13, 2007 at 6:48 PM
KW wrote:
Just saw ur show from 6/7 on TV, rerun or my cable company really sucks. Always been a fan. I dont agree with ur personal attitudes on some things but that is what comedy is about and u are the master.. ist sweetie..
I hear U are single now, I would love to buy U and Ann dinner some night... Best of both worlds. U are very hot and sexy. I think the show I just watched was ur best perfomence.
K
posted on October 18, 2007 at 12:36 AM
dodge wrote:
Hey Kathy! We saw you in Vanvouver and thanks for a funeeeee show. We also got to meet you beforehand -- I'm one of the gazillion people you shake hands with in a year. Not famous, unfortunately. I hope you & Liza had a party afterwards. You are WAY prettier in person than on TV. Keep on skewering those that need it.
XOXO
posted on November 17, 2007 at 9:58 PM
Kim wrote:
Kathy I am so bummed out. I just saw your latest stand-up act on Bravo and you have joined the ranks of comedians who find it necessary to trash Republicans. I really hoped your friendship with Rosie wouldn't change your comedy but in fact that is what has happened. I have loved your comedy for years and have been a big fan but now I wonder if you even care or want fans who are Republican.
posted on November 30, 2007 at 12:10 AM
Jeri Hall wrote:
Kathy,
I just love your comedy, I seen your show and particularily loved your espisode dedicated to your father - I laughed, I cried!!! I also loved your acceptance speech and I really loved watching your talking about in on your Bravo special - I especially loved that you riled up the religous hypocrytes - I'm a teacher and try to talk about religious fanatism and show the following clip for an example of the same (http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/marcus-brigstocke-religion-p1.php) it's by a British comic and it is so funny, basically cos it's true.
I have enjoyed you since your days on News Radio and Suddenly Susan - I have always thought you were genius, I know, like you don't already know.
By the way, I'm practically an AARP member (48) so you do rock to us seniors too! And I'm proud to say that my 19 year old princess thinks the same.
Rage on,
an aging mom
posted on January 16, 2008 at 2:00 AM
michelle wrote:
aww, i love your show i think your amazing person and i dont care what people say keep doing what your doing .
posted on June 17, 2008 at 11:05 AM
pete DaSilva wrote:
i cant get enough of the Dlist, im watching a marathon right now. KG is officially my favorite celeb now & my dream in life to work as her assistant!
posted on June 19, 2008 at 2:05 PM
Carlyn like George Carlin, only I am a female! wrote:
I could seriously watch you all day, in an almost stalker type of way if I am being honest haha. But seriously, you're being a "D Lister" and flaunting it, makes your a million times more famous than most, and be proud of it, because you are HYSTERICAL! I admire you, don't ask me why, I think it's just your absolute strength, your fearlessness and your ability to never care about what people truly think of you! I love that!!!!!
posted on June 19, 2008 at 5:15 PM
LK wrote:
I just wanted to say .. I tivo'd your show to check it out and I love it! You have such a great honest wit about you. I haven't been to one of your live shows but I'm working on that as well. One thing I would love to hear you "review" is Jessica Simpson. I just read that her "come on Over" single was well received. Didn't Shania Twain have an album of the same name? Just curious what your thoughts were on her originality.?? I think she is probably sweet but I couldn't help but toss that into your idea box for bit.. Not that I want to truly throw her to the wolves.. I think about 99% of the population are really getting tired of empty talen such as Jessica and the heiress type..
Needless to say, I have rambled on ( first time on a blog ..) I'll learn how to do this eventually.
A new fan..
Lisa ( from Huntington Beach,CA)
posted on June 20, 2008 at 8:02 PM
LK wrote:
Love your show. Tivo'd it to check it out and loved it! Something I'd love to hear your input on.. Jessica Simpson. Her single "Come on Over" apparently did well. Does nobody remember that Shania Twain had an album of the same. Is there no originality with this girl. I love your ability to call it like you see em',you tend to see through it all. I think 99% of the population is sick of the empty talen such as Simpson and other heiress types etc. Regardless, your show is great fun to watch and I am going to find tickets for your next show. Good luck this year! A new fan... L (from HB,CA)
posted on June 20, 2008 at 8:08 PM
Nicci wrote:
Hi Kathy, i just saw you perform in Westbury,L.I and you were great i had a very rough week and you made it all better. I also want to say You are adorable!!! Yes i am a gay woman who now has a crush on you. really just wanted to say you always make my partner and myself
laugh until we have tears in our eyes....love ya!!!
posted on June 23, 2008 at 2:16 PM
sandra wrote:
Dear Kathleen,
(my sister's name too!)Thursday nights are the only night we watch tv. No matter what's going on that week thats our time to unwind, relax and laugh out loud! You don't know how much it means to us how honest you are to your veiwers. To us it's like sitting down with our family and letting it all out. Don't ever change! See ya' next week!!
posted on June 28, 2008 at 1:31 AM
You ever getting to Fort Lauderdale? wrote:
If you take a weekend gat-a- way to Fort Lauderdale, I am showcasing my latest creations ( I'm a artist ) at the famed "Gelato Station" 2031 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors Fl USA 33305. Stop on by, get a cone of Gelato and look at some energetic, full of life, durkART creations. The ART will be up July 1 - August 31. Can't wait till Thurday show when you meet the BEARS - I'm a bear of myself. Love your show!! Peace the WORLD needs More of it.
posted on July 6, 2008 at 11:01 PM
wendy wrote:
Kathy, You should see how my sweet little Aunt Eloise and I LOVE your shows. We make sure to see everything you do. I can't count how many times we've said "We could really hang out with Kathy, we have so much in common." Give our love to your Mother. What a gracious lady. She must be so proud of you. Keep her in boxed wine honey, she deserves it.
Luv~Two Gals who love you lots!
Wendy Walkoe & Anita Scarborough
posted on July 7, 2008 at 10:28 PM
Donna Whitaker wrote:
Hi Kathy and "family",
I have loved your shows, all of them and have watched you every season and on all your shows. I so enjoyed your time in Mexico. I think you said it best, that it started out as a "joke" but I think you and your team may have gotten a lot of fulfillment that you didn't really expect. That's the best part of doing something without really expecting anything in return. You and your team are great. I love your mom, as well as your dad. He passed away a few months after my youngest son, so I could relate in some ways. A child is a bit different but still I know how much you love both your parents. Thank you for making me laugh, especially this past year. Love your attitude and wit!!!
Kindest Regards, Donna
posted on July 17, 2008 at 11:18 PM
william john bean wrote:
Hello Kathy
When,and the time shall come, when you realize the true essence of life, you will embrace Jesus as he embraces you. You will see the times in your life when Jesus was carrying you while you pretended to walk alone. The beauty of Jesus is that he will love you regardless of whatever you do, what ever you say,what ever you think of yourself, as long as the day comes when you ask him to forgive you and he will. He did for the thief on the cross, he will for you.
I send this in Love for you through Jesus.A former fan and I still love you also. Bill
posted on August 3, 2008 at 11:48 PM
MARY JO wrote:
I hope Kathy lets Jeff Lewis do her house they would be fabulous together!
posted on August 13, 2008 at 10:31 AM
Alison wrote:
I had a traumatic brain injury from a car accident. In my recovery, it was your humor and comedy that helped heal me.
I am also an old Catholic School graduate and totally love you and respect every bit of your humor.
Too bad the Catholics are out of the loop with the gays.....but, we both know that the Catholics are not the Lord and the Lord loves us ALL!!!!! I think this means that we are in the loop with the Lord...you think?
I love you and thanks for helping me through the toughest time of my life.
God Bless you Kathy Griffen!
Alison Morris
Franconia, NH
franconiainn.com
(Home and neighbor of Bode Miller....US Downhill Ski Team Olympian........and Tyler Walker, US Disabled Ski Team Gold Medal Olympian).........just as a reference.
posted on August 26, 2008 at 8:10 PM
Alison wrote:
I also lost my father this past year...actually on Christmas Eve, 2007.
It has been the hardest thing I have ever gone through.
Thanks for sharing your very person loss on public tv.
I do not feel alone.
Your show and life has healed me in more ways than one and I thank you deeply.
A Morris
Franconia, NH
posted on August 26, 2008 at 10:46 PM