September 27, 2007
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Sometimes grown women enjoy acting like children. It's a classic archetype. In theory, they seem to think it's sexy. The telltale sign? When they talk to their boyfriend or husband, their voice goes up nine octaves. Suddenly, they're five years old again. "I hungy. When we get din din? I no likey spinach." For me, it's like Madonna's British accent. I just don't get it. What exactly are you doing? You're a 31-year-old woman, and you're wearing a "Cookie Monster" T-shirt. Oh boy. Now, THAT's a challenge.
Stephanie is also a big online dater. A lot of women have one mission in life: find a husband. Period. The clock is ticking, and you need to find a soulmate / ok, maybe a best friend who you're mildly attracted to / ok, maybe just a nice, balding guy who's good with kids and has a decent job. At some point, you just have to lock something down.
Comments
sal mineo wrote:
well done, assistant! best blog yet.
bravo: give this guy his own show!
posted on September 28, 2007 at 3:13 PM
Sofia wrote:
Yes, women who regress to get their way are annoying. But what about the men who respond to it? Clearly these baby-talkers do it because it's working for them.
posted on January 18, 2008 at 11:00 AM