November 22, 2006
| Blair Fell's "Turkey Apple" |
My Thanksgiving Massacre by Blair Fell
When I was a kid, a typical Thanksgiving at my family's house usually involved the following:
- Lots of loud Armenian-Jewish relatives.
- Too much food.
- My elderly Uncle Ohannes groping someone.
- My Aunts Julie and Vartu ignoring each other because of a 20-year-old dispute over their dead father's estate.
- My mother arguing with my sister Margie over which hippie boyfriend she was going to destroy her life with.
- Someone storming out over something that had occurred the previous Thanksgiving.
I loved this story. This was laugh out funny.
And damn! He's hot too!
/agree. great story. but no diagram or picture of turkey apple :*(