Tired of giving your pet the same old Christmas stocking filled with chew toys and rubber balls? This Christmas you can turn your dog into a DAWG!

In one of the most hilariously bad press releases we’ve ever seen, JPI Pets has announced that Snoop Dogg has found yet another way to sell his name: Pet products. On November 21st it will launch its brand new line of pet products called the Snoop Dogg pet line exclusively on Amazon.com.

The line will feature stuff like dog toys, apparel and accessories, "inspired by the iconic Doggfather himself."

Yes. They used the phrase "Doggfather" in the press release.

Snoop Dogg is also offering a fantastic mix of doggy-duds for the most discriminating of pups. And these are not just any anthropomorphic schmattes. These items personify "the iconic rapper's style with a hip hop and urban feel."

Items range in price from $5.99 to $24.99. The press release also quotes Snoop as saying, "Go get some quick, dogg-gone-it! 'Cuz Snoop Dogg said so. Bow Wow!"

Well put, Snoop. Well put.