June 28, 2007
| High Tech Closet |
The future is here, and it’s in the Beckhams’ closet.
Posh and Becks, the perpetually over-done fashionistas, have just bought a computer that will scan each of their outfits, and then give them a 360 degree view of their look before the paparazzi ever sees them. The computer (which we hope also talks and makes sandwiches), then catalogues all their outfits, and when they wore them, so they never need to worry about being photographed in the same outfit twice.
Has anyone told them about, you know… mirrors?
So, what does a must-have for the billionaire set cost these days? After the currency exchange, it’s going to run the Beckhams about half a million dollars for this handy gadget. But maybe there’s a travel size version that only costs a quarter of a million… you know, for the rest of us.
With all this high-tech preparation, Posh is sure to avoid any embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions, and can rest assured that she’ll be covered from any and every angle.
Um… maybe Britney would want one?
i dont get it