Well, this is a new one: According to iVillage's Daily Blabber, Get this -- Lindsay Lohan will be working in a morgue for two four-hour days as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving as part of a court-ordered program to show drivers the consequences of drinking and driving.

This kind of reminds us of that film we had to watch in every health class ever where some boy who killed someone in a drunk driving accident had to write a check to the victim's family every month for several years. (Were we the only ones subjected to this cinematic masterpiece year after year?) That apparently worked, so hopefully this will too.