Lindsay Lohan just can't seem to catch a break. The starlet's movie I Know Who Killed Me swept the Razzie Awards this weekend, garnering a record-breaking 8 wins. For context, the previous record holders were Showgirls (it's misunderstood, I tell you!) and Battlefield Earth with 7 wins each. Lohan herself won "Worst Actress" as well as "Worst On-Screen Couple" with...herself.

Setting a new Razzie record may seem like a bad thing, but look at the bright side! Notoriously "bad" movies always end up with awesomely devoted cult followings. Maybe somewhere, someday, there will be a group of college students dressed up like Lindsay's stripper character playing I Know Who Killed Me drinking games (every time Julia Ormand is holding a hairless cat, drink!) and truly enjoying her art. Every cloud has a silver lining, Linds. Every cloud.