July 10, 2008
| Snack Attack: Sex Bites |
Finally someone has acknowledged the dirty truth: Snack foods have some very suggestive, or downright pornographic, names. I guess I noticed a few years ago at the grocery store while wandering the cereal aisle. I was searching for Cheerios when I stumbled upon something far more exotic: Uncle Toby’s Breakfast Nut Feast. Yes, that’s right. Your skeevy Uncle Toby has just invited you to his nut feast. Dig in kids.
For a comprehensive list of snack foods that sound like sex acts -- Big Hunk! NutRoll! Skor! Poppycock! -- go HERE!
After you've surveyed the snacks, let us know if there's anything missing on the list by posting your favorite dirty dish below.
My little ponies are like that too exept they sound like Porn star names.