August 4, 2008
| The Twins: Revealed! |
People.com reportedly shelled out a cool 14 mil for exclusive rights to pictures of Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt. The pictures were unveiled HERE this morning. Even with parents like Brad and Angelina, the newborn twins sort of look like, well, newborn twins. I’m not exactly sure what I was expecting - maybe for each of their heads to be surrounded by an inexplicable light that looked remarkably like a halo.
Congratulations to the proud parents! One more kid, and the Jolie-Pitt’s will be able to do their own in-house reenactments of The Sound of Music. I call exclusive rights to any of their future musical endeavors!
