Dear Danielle Fishel,
You know, I thought we were friends. OK -- I didn't, but I didn't expect you to go and steal the one thing that I care about -- The Dish. Yeah, that's right. I heard about your plans to host a new show on the Style network focusing on the "the best and worst of celebrity culture." And I think that's great, but you couldn't call it anything else? How 'bout "The Loop." You know, like a loop of thread AND you're keeping people in the loop? You can have that one for free if you reconsider stealing what is rightfully ours.

Sigh. I'm just going to take the stance that copying is the highest form of flattery and that you're just a huge fan of this blog. And we all know I'm probably going to check the show out anyway, but I had to get this off my chest.

Formerly yours,
Monica Reyhani