I'M HOME!
I am home, and jet lagged, and on French Polynesia time, and in a Bora Bora state of mind. What a trip it was. I did not check my Blackberry once! Can you believe it? And THAT was a crucial thing. When I fired it up on American soil on Wednesday, I had 1200 emails to deal with and my fingers were somewhat clumsy on my keypad, which is a new sensation for me. (I do not have clumsy fingers, as you may or may not know.)

Have you ever been to Tahiti? It is sensational, and I recommend it fully. I was with a group of friends island hopping on a boat. It was di-vine. I fell in love... with paddle boarding. It's not only zen-inspiring, it's a good upper body and core workout. We spent a fair amount of time on deserted islands, and saw palm tree after palm tree, which reminded me of The Palm, and you know I love The Palm.

Here's a camoflaugey fish that looks like sand. I dig it. (We set it free post-photo session, or course.)

The colors are so vivid all day long, and every sunset was sensational and different. Here's a pink one, for Tahitian gay pride.

I was kidding about Tahitian Pride. Here's some blue water, which makes me very happy.
I know these pics are incredibly boring, and people pics are more fun...but it is what it is! Sorry to be that guy who shows boring pics from his vacation. The others are too salacious to put on a company blog...
I am sadly going to miss the Emmys this weekend, but I am sending positive French Polynesian vibes to my "Top Chef" co-workers to bring home the gold. And if they don't, I give everyone permission to snarl at the "Amazing Race" producers.
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andy, please please never leave us! vacations are fine, but stay on tv forever, boo! i'm obsessed.
Andy, This place is on my short list to visit. Look amazing, hope you rested up. Did you see any of those fabulous Tahitian pearls?
Take care
Tahiti is wonderful however, there's a little group of islands near there that rival Tahiti; on your next "runaway" try the Cook Islands...they're absolutely wonderful!! You need to experience "Cook Island Time"......
yeah - andy's back ! lvoe the sunset!
Andy,
Thank goodness you're back! I've been going through Andy Cohen withdrawl.
That camoflaugey fish is way cool, and makes all my non-fishy fashion accessories jealous. Love that you set Little Sandy free post photo-session. PETA will be happy. You sooo ROCK!
The pix are gorgeous. No wonder you turned off your phone!
My best friend's daughter was also there the same week for her honeymoon.
Bora Bora must have some lure.
'Glad you got to unwind and enjoy paradise.
Hi Andy, I see from previews you get in the line of fire. Wow. I have one thing to say about Danielle...to the other NJ housewives & anyone who thinks they can "talk" to Danielle: “Never wrestle with a pig, you both get dirty and besides….the pig likes it.”
Hi Andy, love your fun personality! You deal with the drama so well and we love how you enjoy it. You practically lick your fingers as if you've just enjoyed the most scrumptious dessert ever after these crazy housewives shows. Your eyes light up. My daughter and I enjoy them too and we're completely addicted. We're not excited about the DC show yet. It's been kind of dull and we've missed some because of it but maybe it'll pick up. Thanks for the entertainment. It's been a fun ride so far. We're happy that you had a great vacation away from the drama. I'm sure you were overdue. :)
Yay, so glad Andy's back! It hurt me so much to see Theresa push you down on the chair. That was ridiculous. Sounds like you had a great vacation, you deserved it!
Welcome Back! I'm glad you had a wonderful trip but you were sorely missed. Absolutely beautiful pictures, thanks for sharing. Looking forward to seeing you do your thing again...can't wait til the reunion show. Thankfully there were sneak peeks for me to watch while you were away so I could see your adorable face.
I envy you, I wish I was there. I love your pictures it helps me dream of a place a place would like to go.
Beautiful pics Andy....thanks for sharing....love you!
Welcome back Andy! That fish is incredible.....hope to go there someday myself.
Andy, WELCOME BACK....you were so missed. How ironic there is a hurricane Danielle ripping through the ocean and a hurricane Danielle coming up on the reunion show. Can't wait for Monday night!!!
Andy,
So glad you are home. I missed your blog, but after seeing the promo's for the reunion with New Jersy,and hands being layed apon you, you needed to go far away for some will deserved rest. I can't believe T put you in your chair. After Caroline and the hole family said it was not right to lay a hand on anyone!! EVER.....
Andy, lovely pics, I am jealous. Looks like a wonderful trip.
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