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Night of 1,000 Blonds: Andy Cohen enjoys a night on 'Watch What Happens Live' with Gretchen, Kim, and Tabatha.

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I'm slow on the uptake today and not knowing where to begin this blog. How about with what a fool I am?

Great. So here were my three stupid moves from yesterday: I had a meeting at the biggest magazine known to anyone with the biggest editor known to anyone and somehow cut up my hand while exiting my vehicle. So I was in this fancy shmancy place with very fancy people and a bloody hand. And no bactine. And that was foolish.

I returned to 30 Rock to be on LXTV and was 30 seconds from going live when I decided to taste this turkey with candied sweet potatoes that they'd cooked in the previous segment. And you know I spilled a little on my lapel, and I decided to solve that problem by licking my lapel and creating a big saliva blotch on my lapel that was prominent for the entirety of the segment. I licked my suit.

And then the third thing is that during this Web extra I called Gretchen "Tamra," which is actually kind of amusing. It's not as amusing as what Gretchen says about Slade's penis. WATCH:

I had a blast on the "Night of 1000 Blonds" on Watch What Happens Live last night. Kim called in and sounded a little exhausted. We hit the Boom Boom Room atop the Standard after the show and pondered what was going on in Kim's room in Philly. What do YOU think...?

I have gotten some tweets and comments from people who are pissed at me that the ladies didn't rip wigs on the Atlanta reunion. There's nothing wrong with civilized conversation, people! I just wish the Housewives hadn't shut down so many questions. We were there to talk about what happened on the show, I thought.... Anyway I am going to miss the ATL ladies for a while.

We're off on Monday so I will blog again Tuesday. And here, for one more time, is Kim singing "Tardy for the Party."

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Comments

16 Comments

: 11/12/2009 - 7:07pm; steve from Boston; Andy you rock love your shows!!!

: 11/12/2009 - 2:41am; blndecook1; Housewives of Atlanta. Now that is some good tv

: 11/09/2009 - 11:33am; dyan; I loved the show this week, not a fan of Gretchen, but the show was good as always,I just get a kick out of you!
I thought the reunion was good,I was glad to see that the housewives behaved themselves. I could tell you were fustrated with the lack of answers,but I think they toned themselves down because they have things going on and didn't want to look bad.
I do think you were a little rough on Kim,but at the same time I think it's because you knew she could take it.I hoped you mean it when you say you love her, because she really is a good sport.

11/08/2009 - 12:55pm

Mon

Andy:

Not sure if you got my first email.

ps: GO GAY PEOPLE! H8 supporter here!
Mel Gibson is a fake! drunken two face....married over 15yrs but a girlfriend??? and a baby???? oh ok so people like him can tell you who you can or cannot marry!
FUNNY!

: 11/08/2009 - 11:30am; Nancy B; LOVE Love love the earrings Gretchen wore to "the dinner". Please tell me where I can get a pair, or who else to ask.

: 11/08/2009 - 11:19am; Dewayne; I think orange county is the best house wifes, rest the are a joke. Deayne in fort smith , arkansas

11/08/2009 - 12:14am

TheresaG

Hey there Andy,

I hope you could answer this question for me, but the show is called "The Real Housewives of Atlanta...OC..NYC"..you get picture. Anyways, why is Gretchen still on there? I like her..hell I think she needs her own show, but she has never been married...no kids..yes, I know she was engaged, but we all know how that turned out. Also, with Kandi from Atl...why put on girls who are engaged...and Betheny from NYC..another one. They are NOT married...nor have they ever been married.....some one please explain.

: 11/07/2009 - 8:16pm; ScottyP; Oh Andy! At first I started watching I watch Watch What Happens Live because I became a fan of the Atlanta housewives, but after the first show...oh man, you won my heart! You are so cute and so sexy. I felt so bad for you on the reunion show because no one was opening up. You kept your friendly personality through it all. Kudos!

: 11/07/2009 - 7:56pm; sgbamaguy@gmail.com; I gotta tell you, your Atlanta reunion show, both parts one and two, were dull. What a disappointment.

11/07/2009 - 6:46pm

Patricia Naughton

Hi Andy,

Was that a tattoo on Sherre's leg and what was it of?

: 11/07/2009 - 5:27pm; krisi; Andy I watched your ATL Housewives reunion show. I really felt for you, because like you said, they really shut-down a lot of your questions. Kim was so hostile towards you at times but you handled it all well. I did not care for Sheree before the reunion and I disliked her even more after watching your show. Loved the viewer questions you chose to ask her! Great!

: 11/06/2009 - 4:48pm; Charlie; Awsome watch what happens live last night! So fun to watch! Not a fan of Gretchen, but whatevs! Tabatha seems like a cool!
Just wanted to say, GREAT premiere of RHWOC! It's funny, every time a new season of RHW is on, Im like "ok this is definitely my fav one!" But I think I have finally made up my mind and OC takes the cake! Gotta stick with the Original! Looking forward to this season! Thanks AndyyyC!

: 11/06/2009 - 3:59pm; DaveNChrltNC; LOVE YOU! LOVE YOU! LOVE YOU! and everything you do Andy Cohen. Keep up the good work.

11/06/2009 - 3:27pm

Denise in NEPA

Andy:
hahaha, your blog made me laugh out loud! Makes the Friday afternoon at work better, although i should be working and not reading blogs! Anywho, i really enjoy your live show, keep up the good work. And really, you did not have to post Kim's song, hearing it once was ENOUGH!Enough I say!!!! Can't wai tfo rnext LOVE Padma!

Bravo and Andy Cohen lover,
Denise

: 11/06/2009 - 3:00pm; Jules 2; OK...it's offical. The Real Housewives of Late Night have surpassed ALL Housewives! I don't know if you are keeping up with them, but please check out the Late Night with Jimmy Fallon website. I just did and can't believe how great they are!

: 11/06/2009 - 2:53pm; Alan D; Apparently I've become addicted to reading your blog every day... when it wasn't there at the usual time this morning it made me sad. You are hilarious and I love reading all your updates. Someone asked me the other day what my dream job is, and I told them it would be to be your personal assistant. The odds of it happening may be slim (okay, probably zero), but isn't that what a dream job is anyway? Thanks for making me laugh every day!