It must officially be Christmas. There are decorations everywhere, Mariah is 24/7 on the radio, and I am getting on a plane this morning bound for L.A. and our Bravo West Coast Holiday Celebration. Joy to the world, killas.
I still don't get the whole concept of shopping on Black Friday. To me it's the same as going to Times Square on New Years Eve. Who feels the need to be a part of that? There are bargains to be had that don't involve camping out in front of a Best Buy on Thanksgiving.
I had such a great time in St. Louis that I wish I could do it all over again. It was a lot of family time and chilling out and eating incredibly starchy foods (my body may or may not be in shock) and watching my mom harvest her crops. Yes, she seems to be a touch addicted to Farmville. From what I can tell about that game, it -- like heroin -- grips you like a freaking VICE and doesn't let you go. Those crops need tending every few hours or the whole farm goes south. I am so happy that people keep inventing new ways for us to waste our time.
Am I one of those people?
I got back to NYC yesterday afternoon in time to have a lotta fun in the clubhouse with Mama Joyce and Kandi. We played more of the game in the web extra, which we will post shortly. I thought it was a funny game!!! After the show, my own Mama texted me and said the whole show was so dirty. I have to remember that I have mothers and farmers watching, and I can't go so blue....
OK my car is pulling up to JFK, see you in Los Angeles.
You were definately uncomfortable. Candy is a little into the sex talk. I just guess it isn't that much fun overall. Dirty yes, fun no. It can be both! Kandi coated nights isn't fun for me either. I go and get another drink or take a phone call when it starts because it's boring. Same thing happened to me last night on WWHL. First time that has ever happened,, I'm usually glued.
I look forward to your show every week! Can't stop laughing at the things you notice (the same little things we notice but forget once the the Real Housewives shows are over). Nene's eyeylash...hysterical.
The Candy Coated Nights is little too much. We get it, she like freaky, but do we have to hear the details on the show EVERY WEEK? Not safe to watch RH or Live with my 17 year old.
But PLEASE send one of those Obama vibrators to Joy Behar!!! :)
andy! all i have to say is you know you are obsessed with ATL housewives when all you can think of is that "WIkiLeakes" must be a cousin of NeNe!
Hmmm...beef curtains, freak numbers, dildos oh my! Mr. Lushious was a hoot. The best thing was the camera angle with all the girls eyes glued to what he was stripping off. So funny. I love Kandi and her Mom. Glad that you had a great Thanksgiving. It sounds funny to hear a jew speak of Christmas without a bad comment to make about it. Farmville is about fantasy. It gets old fast though. Waste our time? Watching TV wastes your time more than anything else. Get my point? LOL love ya Andy.
The 'Obama-rator'??? Cant stop laughing about that one! Can you imagine that somewhere-probably in China-there are people working all day long just to assemble dildoes of the American president? God Bless America!
Yes the show was a bit Dir-Tay but it was also totally hilarious. And it was Kandi-not necessarily you-who got all that freakideaky stuff started anyhow with her 'Kandi Coated Nights'.
My 'Hanukkah-mas' Gift List: 'Obama-rator', Andy Cohen shot glasses, Mazel t-shirt, KZ wig, 'Skinny Girl' magarita mix, Michaele Salahi action figure, Giggy stuffed animal, botox gift certificate, and various items from the 'She by Sheree' clearance bin. (And, of course, LOTS of BOOZE!!! The holidays just wouldnt be as merry without it.)
I thought your show yesterday with Mama Joyce and Kandi was pretty funny, until you handed Mama Joyce an “Obama “ vibrator. Seriously! Could you have been any more disrespectful. This is the President of the United State, not some Joe blow on the corner. Have you ever seen any other former President blatantly being insulted in such a manner? No, you have not. After I saw that all I could do was turn my television off and go to bed angry. No wonder President Obama can’t catch a break, everyone continues to be bad- mannered, If he is not being called Mr. Obama (which he will never be a “Mr.” every again), you are presenting “Obama “ vibrator. All I can say is WOW!
andy i loved watching you on watch what happens but i was so put off by your gift to joyce, kandis mother i think it was so disrespectful ,come on have some respect for our president. besides kandi is going overboard now, i always thougt of her as the most sane down to earth hw but her new show in the show is bordering on risque and why is her mom always in the show with her. is she riding her coat tail. mom should step back
B R Austin,
In comedy you can't pick and choose what you are allowed to make fun of. And I've seen most of the recent presidents disrespected by current comedians. There has to be that balance to keep our society from taking itself too damn seriously. Kind of like you are in the above comment;)
Andy! So true what you said about Provel cheese. In San Antonio here and I crave it! All former West Countians should get together and start a provel cheese company!