This is What Happens When a Zoo Asks Twitter to Name a Baby Polar Bear

We’re rooting for Poley McPoleface.

The Berlin Zoo recently welcomed a baby polar bear. The two-month-old fluffer is healthy, feisty, and could not be any cuter. Only problem? He doesn’t have a name.

So Zoo Berlin, which must be new to the internet, took to Twitter to solicit names. The request has spread far and wide across the web, and the submissions make it clear why no one should ever, ever ask the internet for help with anything at all. After suggestions that run the gamut of everything from "Crack" to "MAGA the Bear," we remembered why we decided to disable our Twitter forever.

Some selections for your amusement (if that's what you want to call it):

What ever happened to classics like Klondike?

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