Guinea Pig Suffers Existential Crisis Mid-Snack, Stares into the Great Abyss of Life

Is it a nom? Or is it nothingness?

“Why do I sit here, day in and day out, waiting for a snack to be placed in front of me? Does this snack define my contribution to the universe? And if that is all I have to contribute, why am I here? Is this red pepper nothing more than fuel to continue this charade that I call existence?

“What is the meaning of my life? Am I truly confined to a crate, or am I merely caged by my own ignorance? There must be a world beyond this pepper, beyond this mirror image blindly nomming broccoli next to me. Is this what Albert Camus was alluding to in The Stranger?"

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