Irina Shayk and Bradley Cooper To Create Genetically Blessed Human Together

Two beautiful people have decided to mix their genes for a perfect 10 child.

No way this kid's getting turned away from the beautiful people only club

Irina Shayk (5'10, Sports Illustrated babe) and her boyfriend Bradley Cooper (Oscar nominee, handsome devil) have been having sex so they decided to do the world a favor and make a beautiful baby together. And proving she's no mere mortal, Irina used her bodily superpowers to be pregnant and walk in the Victoria's Secret runway show. At the same time.

To clarify. Regular women who are pregnant? Usually having a hard time getting a seat on the subway commute to work. Irina? Wearing lingerie in her second trimester and still able to march her pins down the runway looking tanned and shiny and spectacular in some kind of silky tasseled jacket and a thong, which to Irina equals maternity clothes. Another baby-concealing look consisted of a trench coat over a blue push-up bra. No Old Navy for this gal.

As people gawked and questioned how a stomach could actually protrude, instead of look like a washboard (the likes of which they've never seen), NASA scientists called an emergency meeting to determine whether she was with child or with carbs. 

Post-show, while all the slender ladies donned more lingerie and silken robes, Irina appeared in her version of a muumuu, a $2,200 Givenchy number designed for housecleaning and cleaning up cat hair. In other words, it was an empire cut which hid her midsection. 

Here she hides the heavenly child with a strategically placed stuffed polar bear arm. Ahh, the trickery Irina. We know there's a baby under the bear, Irina.

💌✨ #intimissimiXmas

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Shhhhhhh, I'm having a baby.

Backstage in stealth mode.. 🔒👄Loving the secure calls on my #SOLARIN ❤️🙌🏼 @sirinlabs

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Low-end maternity wear. 

Thank you for the amazing evening @intimissimiofficial! Congrats again on #intimissimi20years ❤️✨

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Irina had been hoping for a baby, telling Hello!  that she knows she must procreate because of her genes. Or because she truly wants a family. One of those. 

"My father was married to my mother for more than 20 years and, yes, definitely one day I want to have a family because that is the most important thing on this earth," she said. "I don't think there is a perfect time. I think it's more important to have the right person by your side. My sister had her baby when she was 22, and for her that was the perfect time. I will be 31 in January, so maybe soon it will be my perfect time. I don't know - time will tell."

Or your Victoria's Secret getup will. 

Irina and Bradley, who started dating in April 2015, made an appearance as a beautiful couple at the MET Gala in New York in May. Here they are watching each other instead of tennis.

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