This Sunday, all eyes will be on Lady Gaga when she takes the Super Bowl LI Halftime Show stage to perform hits like “Bad Romance,” “Poker Face,” and “Born This Way.” (But probably not that song that had the music video with Real Housewives in it?) With an estimated net worth of $275 million, Gaga undoubtedly lives the most lavish of lifestyles. And who should benefit from that more than her three French Bulldogs: Asia, Koji, and the new one, who we guess we’re still calling Moonpig.
Koji and Moonpig are so cute we could die (Gaga reference!), but Miss Asia, whom Gaga has owned since 2014, takes canine fame to a whole new level. She has her own (verified!) social media accounts, has appeared on multiple magazine covers, has been featured in prestigious ad campaigns, and generally experiences the kind of fame and attention most up-and-coming models would kill for. (Watch out, Gigi Hadid!)
So ahead of Gaga’s big gig, let’s peer into the envy-inspiring life of her most famous Little Monster, Miss Asia Kinney.
She’s Gaga’s most effective Super Bowl spokespup:
She’s a world-renowned model on par with Kendall Jenner:
She even appeared in a Shiseido commercial:
Working out and staying fit are hardly a burden for her:
She has her mom’s extravagant sense of fashion:
She dines al fresco while the rest of us are stuck eating sad salads at our desks:
Her RBF is, as the kids say, “iconic”:
She plays an important role in promoting her mom’s new records (even the not-so-great ones. #BuyARTPOPOniTunes!):
She supports important causes and looks ***flawless while doing so:
She lives in literal paradise:
She has the art of relaxation and being pampered down pat:
So as you can see, it’s true: we’re all living lives inferior to that of Miss Asia.
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