Often in life, you don’t realize just what you’ve been missing until you try something for the first time. This sentiment has never been truer, because now, something called Shower Beer officially exists in the world.
While this may not sound like much, until you’ve cracked a cold one under the comforting rain of a high water pressure shower, you just haven’t lived, friend.
And if you’re thinking to yourself, “getting drunk standing up in a tub seems like a recipe for disaster” then we say…shush, don’t think about that. Instead think about all the reasons you should enjoy a beer in the shower. Maybe you had a rough day at work and want to relax. Maybe you’re about to go out for the night and need to loosen up a little before a date. Maybe you just don’t want to let a little thing like hygiene stand in the way of your beer drinking. There’s no wrong reason.
And if you have already enjoyed the sweet sensation of sipping a Saison in the shower, you’re going to be pretty pumped to hear that the world’s first beer designed specifically for bathtub enjoyment is now available for purchase.
Tasting Table reports that creative agency Snask has partnered with their client, PangPang Brewery, to engineer the world’s first bathing beer: a full-bodied, sweet, pale ale that comes packaged in an adorable 6oz bottle. The small bottle makes it easy to down your brew before steam—the natural enemy of a shower beer—has a chance to wreak its havoc and turn your brewski lukewarm. Meanwhile the relatively high 10 percent ABV of the beer means you’re still getting a steady buzz as you get ready to go out for the night. (Just be careful stepping out of the shower, ok?)
Obviously as this beer comes in a glass bottle, it’s prone to the normal slippage of any other glass shower beer (pro tip: the Beer Showerer’s best friend is a can), but any generic foam koozie should be able to solve that little issue for you straight away, leaving you free to imbibe without the threat of broken glass littering your shower floor.
The first batch sold out immediately, according to Behance, but the second batch is already underway. Until then, you’ll have to make do with some other beer for shower enjoyment.
Perhaps a peanut butter & jelly one?
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