Watch our (expert) additions to New York magazine's list.

on Mar 19 - The Dish

Everyone loves a Housewives fight—even the brilliant minds over at New York magazine's Vulture.

Earlier today, the site published a list of their favorite Real Housewives fights. And we have to hand it to them, they know their Housewives History (never forget Washington D.C.!).

Their Top 20 features classic feuds (Teresa Giudice's table-flipping freak out at Danielle Staub) and long-forgotten ones ("The Salahis vs. America"). At the top? Sheree Whitfield's epic who-gonna-check-me-boo throw down with Antony the Party Planner.

Of course, we have to (respectfully) weigh in with our expertise. Here are five feuds we would've included.

Adriana, Joanna and Romain's Limp Penis
It's no secret Joanna Krupa and Romain Zago have a less-than-scintillating sex life (for her, anyway). So when the topic of their intimacy came up at the Real Housewives of Miami Season 3 Reunion, Adriana de Moura couldn't help but weigh in with her theory: maybe he's gay! The following feud between the two led Joanna to call Romain on the phone. And when Romain suggested Adriana really just wanted to sleep with him, she delivered her wildest comeback ever. "Why do I want a man with a limp penis? Why would I want a man with a Limp! Penis!"

Carole, Aviva, and BookGate
Sure, the feud between Aviva Drescher and Carole Radziwill over Carole's alleged use of a ghostwriter has just ignited. But trust us, after this season, it'll rank as one of the craziest (right behind Malibu Country, of course).

Kyle Calls Camille a "F---ing Liar"
Was Kyle Richards of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills just trying to make polite conversation? Or did she really say Camille Grammer was only interesting because she had a famous husband, Kelsey? We'll never know, but one thing is for sure: Kyle lost her cool and cursed out Camille during an intense dinner on their Season 1 New York trip. Bonus points for Kim Richards' hilarious reaction to getting caught in the crossfire.

Kim and NeNe's Explosive Bus Fight
Never cross NeNe. The Real Housewives of Atlanta star has had one of the rockiest friendships in Housewives History with Kim Zolciak. We still get legit terrified anytime we see her go apoplectic during this Season 3 moment. Plus, who can forget the time she told Kim to "close your legs to married men!"

Caroline vs. Teresa
Sadly missing from Vulture's list: any mention of Caroline Manzo. Over five seasons of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the straight-shooting matriarch has gone to battle numerous times with Teresa Giudice. Their meanest moment? When Teresa attacked Caroline's physical appearance at the Season 4 Reunion.