"Diversify your dollars," Andy tells Ronnie, Pauly, Vinny and Situation.

on Oct 11, 2012 - The Dish

Jersey Shore on Watch What Happens Live

Somewhere deep down inside of Andy Cohen, there's a fist-pumping frat guy just bursting at the seams to come out, and when he's around the fellas from Jersey Shore, a giddy mood takes over the Watch What Happens Live host ... and it's simply hysterical.

As if all of the Guido goodness during the regular WWHL show wasn't enough, the after-show proved to be just as (if not more) entertaining. Aside from never being able to say the name "Keisha" properly ever again, once you watch the post-show fun, you'll get to see Andy's financial guidance for the Shore guys, who are about to go the way of many reality stars who have seen their shows go off into the sunset.




Andy seemed especially enamored with Pauly D. "Pauly D, you're so rich!" Andy randomly said to the Jersey DJ, prompting laughter from all of the guys. "What bank are you with? Who's the lucky bank! You got a couple I bet, you've got to diversify your dollars," Andy probed. It seems as though Pauly's gotten sound advice already, as he told Andy: "No, you got to invest, man. I don't want to be like a ball player and go bankrupt after a couple of years."

That track of discussion led to a bit of a sermon from Andy:  "It's the last season of Jersey Shore -- a little word of warning, from me: I want you to put some of your money away, then you can spend a little and buy a nice new car, just don't spend all of your money. Don't spend it all. OK?"

Got that, Sitch and Ronnie?