Showing off a baby Adidas tracksuit in a "Closet Confessions" video for Bluefly, Bethenny Frankel quips, "We're thinking of Jason, myself, and Bryn all going as gangster rappers for Halloween. She can be Tupac, I'll be Biggie, and Jason can be P.Diddy."

No Jay-Z? Hello, you're New Yorkers! Obvi, that's just Bethenny's signature sarcasm at play – but for reals – what's the fam planning for the October 31st festivities?

"I wanted to do something with my dog, my husband, and my baby so we have to do something where there's a costume for everyone," the reality show star spills to PopEater. "We thought about a family of pandas, we thought about clowns -- like happy clowns, like silly clowns, not mean clowns -- so we're still in the weeding out process. My husband and I might do clowns by night and pandas by day."

Pulling double costume duty? Should we expect any less? Keep in mind this super mom is also a super chef, so she has a tip for all those "healthy trick-or-treaters" (isn't that an oxymoron?) out there. "You can do brown Rice Krispies treats instead of using the white, and they make a healthier marshmallow."

Still plan on knocking on her Tribeca door this year?