The loss of a few purses may seem like pennies in a bucket for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa VanderPump, but she's still plenty mad someone swiped her designer loot from her room at New York's Soho Grand Hotel.
"The Soho Grand is not so Grand after all," Lisa quips to RadarOnline.
Here's how the heist went down: "I had four purses valued at just over $8,000, including two Christian Louboutins, one Louis Vuitton and one Chanel," explains the mega-millionairess, who was staying at the swanky New York establishment last month. Lisa alerted hotel management to the burglary, but the 'Wife says that hardly led to a sunshine and roses ending. She claims she was told she should have placed the bags in the room's safe, but Ms. V argues it was too tiny to fit all her valuable accessories.
"They told me to contact their insurance department and I did," hubby Ken told RadarOnline. "The guys over there were complete morons. They told us they will not replace Lisa's bags. I am so annoyed at this hotel and the way they treated us."
In better news, Lisa's other fave item to tote around -- pooch Giggy -- is safe and sound, and now happily married to Grandma Wrinkles. And they said it wouldn't last.