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33 comments
backgammon
backgammon

We have our cake, eat it, then throw it up!

 

 

If you just eat the crumbs, it is less calories!

backgammon
backgammon

We have our cake, eat it, then throw it up!

crystalrp
crystalrp

Don't let Heather Dubrow from the OC Housewives see you!  She will FLIP OUT!

 

-Crystal P. from Skowhegan, ME

domeitnow
domeitnow

"There are two zeros in a hundred right?

YoNance
YoNance

Who ate the bow off of this cake?

YoNance
YoNance

Beverly Hills looks great for 100....is her husband a plastic surgeon?

Colecl
Colecl

Oh no!! Did you eat the bow?

@lina24
@lina24

So that's how you stay so thin!

kl107806
kl107806

Shhh! Don't tell Heather we ate her bow! Kaitlin, Washington, DC 

mumular
mumular

O, comeon Joyce, around the gums dear, around the gums.

Alexgirl
Alexgirl

What's that there Joyce? Is that a hair?

frebreeze
frebreeze

Hmmmm, I've never tasted a dollar bill, not in Beverly Hills (hair flip).

YoNance
YoNance

nice augmentation on those 0's!!

lisofby
lisofby

"Whoa Kim! Doyou really think we should snort this?"

mittens1332
mittens1332

Thank God this cake isn't Heather Dubrow's  - she'd blow a lid if she saw us now!!     Pam H.  Central Lake, Michigan

DiscoDaze
DiscoDaze

How did they know we turned 100? Our plastic surgeon is great!

YoNance
YoNance

Did this come from Adrienne's restaurant?

YoNance
YoNance

That's the size I've been looking for!!

YoNance
YoNance

You can tell a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon made those 0"s..

TheOriginalGlindaTheGoodBitch
TheOriginalGlindaTheGoodBitch

With a look as though it was an alien spaceship, Kim says to Joyce, "I think it's a zip code from the east coast and it looks edible? Try it, Joyce!"

Maria73
Maria73

"I'm born and raised in this town, no one puts their fingers on my BH100 cake!" 

YoNance
YoNance

Did they make cake nuggets  with the center of the 0's?

BEGW
BEGW

Oh no! I didn't think they were going to put my age on the cake!

anniebug1
anniebug1

OH my long sexy hair must have hit the cake! Kim replies, quick let's fix it before Kyle gets jealous!

omadarln
omadarln

Oh Heather, how could you, of all people, mess with THE CAKE??? Don't you remember how YOU wigged out at your re-naming party?

That68Chic
That68Chic

If you hold her still and lift her tail up, I'll check to see if she has a temperature...

 

Michelle H., Daytona Beach, FL

dirtymartini903
dirtymartini903

Let me even out that mess you made with a little spit.

 

Rosanna G., Hamden, CT

DebraBaumel
DebraBaumel

Quick, no one will ever know we ate any cake!  We still look thin as ever....

Mimi2Kayden
Mimi2Kayden

Do you think we can pawn this 24k gold leaf icing??? Anne B.Springfield, IL 

casmiles
casmiles

Oh no, my fingernail got stuck in the cake!

Cindyg