"Reza's too loud out there!!"

I get the Ramona Pinot and Fabellini confused all the time..."

"My headache is bigger than my head..."

"Bravo wants us to star in our own Reality Show....Stassi Ultimatelty Ruins..."

The official SUR sobriety test.

"Do you think Patti Stanger could hold a mixer here?"

"Even Patti Stanger said shes...never mind..."

"I heard the Manzo's are looking for help at the Brownstone"

OMG! I can NOT believe you won the who wore it better poll AGAIN! So unfair.

Damn.... I missed gym class again and I might get detention.  If my  parents  ground me  I won't be able to take Stassi to the dance this Friday.  

""Did You Know You Have A Huge Bald Spot On The Top Of Your Head"?

Dude, Save yourself, Run, don't walk. I did it again! ?!?

"Where can we put the morning after pill?"

Ouy Vey! I am running out of chicks at Sur...on to Lisa, I guess!

So then stasi says, " let's get giggy with it' and the little bro was like overwhelmed and stuff got crazy... Dude you gotta get him to a rescue groomer before the evil queen gets here or i'm yesterdays tofu

In my opinion, no dude should cry in their champagne over a bad tat......Bro, I'm just sayin......

Jax: "Dude, your pecs look so much better than mine in your wife beater, Bro". *sigh*

Peter: "No way, Dude... you're looking just as fine..."

Jenn J. SLC, Utah

Olive or twist?  Olive or twist? 

(Jax) Another doody pain.

Wow, I should have had a V-8!

Ouch, brain freeze.

Damn why did I throw my new white knit sweater in the street before the fight .. it got all stained and now its going into the trash.

"Then Stassi did what to your what?"  Good God man!  Were they able to sew it back on?"

Oh crap! I left my chunky sweater in the parking lot in Vegas! Dammit!

",.;:$@('!;: man baby number 5 Why, why does this happen to me?"

Bro I told you not to steal the cartels stash, now they took the dog and there comming back for the cat, if we dont give it back.

NIcole. S Southgate Michigan

Jax mad or is it a hangover?   Peter wants to know!!!

Tommy T. Kannapolis, NC. Dude, I could have had a V8!

torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool...

judy c, san carlos, ca

"Dude just give me a extra large drink, those Housewives are wild and outta control"

I told you the shape of the glass matters...

Great minds do think alike

Bro, I shoulda had a V-8!!!

What do you mean our tanning salon closed?!

Amanda L, Gilbert, Az

Iris E, Indianapolis, IN

"Bra, I thought you knew that was a guy for sure!"

Caption: Damn, we wore the same shirt again!!

Maybe GIGGY can help you out bro.....

Lisa J. Fort Worth, TEXAS

12 shots in a row weren't bad, that that 13th one did me in!

Maybe GIGGY can help you out bro......

Dude, I think these WeHo guys have the right idea! What ya say, wanna get a drink after our shift?!

I thought it was my day to wear to wear the white wife beater.

I heard Stassi is having Franks baby, ....(Jax) ... OMG what am I going to do, I love her.

Dude, I cannot believe we are wearing the same shirt again !

Bro....who can I hook up with next at Sur?! Too much pressure dude!

OH NO, I cant' remember who I had sex with last night

I hooked up with ALL the girls, so YOU are next

Oppan Bicep Style!

Have you thought about shaving instead of waxing? 

From All the Things I Lost, My Mind I Miss the Most!

"Man! Why didn't I believe Stassi when she told me she was the devil!"