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Mar 22, 2012 - The Dish0

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40 comments
Kari S.
Kari S.

You farted!! No you farted!!!

Jordann
Jordann

Did you seriously just say you think Fredrik Eklund is "sexy"?!

miki b.
miki b.

You "think" that picture will fit in your car!?

Kmayse
Kmayse

"Stepped in what?

Virginia D
Virginia D

Bring your own breath mints, Jeff, if you really want them.

Collene
Collene

But I don't want to leave the Lorsch's house Jenny!

topdiva1
topdiva1

Don/t you love my smile?

Anna Hall
Anna Hall

Why are these glasses empty? Where's my drink? Jenny I pay you to be my slave. Now fill these.

Karen T
Karen T

If looks were lasers. Boom!

Josie in Fla
Josie in Fla

I can't believe I am listening to this diatribe!

submitted by Josie R, Port Saint Lucie, Florida

Dianne Pradia Ball
Dianne Pradia Ball

Zoila told me you had 3 of those horrible shirts, but you let them think you wore that one all week....must be a new marketing ploy, eh?

Marie R.
Marie R.

"You really look like Anthony Perkins. You know the psycho in the movie Psycho!" Jeff - "yeah, I get that some times."

April M.
April M.

Is it just me, or is that picture behind us really creepy?

Leslie M.
Leslie M.

ummm...you shouldn't be wearing the pool boy's shirt if you are in here serving drinks.Isn't there a LL bow tie for that you could have swiped?

Mandy W.
Mandy W.

But Jenny... The "Dogs Playing Poker" painting looks awesome from my view in the pool.

Jesus L.
Jesus L.

Haven't I told you to always pack my mints!

Lindaem
Lindaem

I don't understand. What do you mean I'm barking up the wrong tree?

kathleen Z.
kathleen Z.

Oh crap! Jeff will kill me if I tell him I see a bear in his "cave".

Tweets
Tweets

I bet you blink before i do

Tbenson34286
Tbenson34286

Do you feel like zombies are standing behind us? ....don't look....

Tina Ashworth
Tina Ashworth

This guy really believes the world revolves around him!!!

John Sesso
John Sesso

Seriously, You're telling me that I have to pay the tab again Bobby!?

Maree O
Maree O

I should pay for the drinks????

Cathy D
Cathy D

Absolutely...Andy Cohen DOES have the "411"!!!

TANIA GARCIA
TANIA GARCIA

You're gay, you can't be hitting on me.....

Alice B
Alice B

Just because they are adopting me doesn't mean they want you too.

Leebee
Leebee

Did you seriously just ask Bob to adopt you?

Heather U.
Heather U.

Jeff says "But I thought you said it wouldn't be akward". Heather U. Garden Grove, California

Jimi T
Jimi T

That uncomfortable feeling you get when the person you were sexting in the chat room turns out to be your brother when you finally meet.

Jimi T New York, New York

Jimi the Saint
Jimi the Saint

That uncomfortable feeling you get when the person you have been sexting in the chat room ends up being your brother when you finally meet.

JLa520
JLa520

He's just NOT that into you!