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May 29, 2013 - The Dish0

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38 comments
Fluff
Fluff

We propose nest season be titled "just the two of us"

YoNance
YoNance

"The Hippocratic Oath does NOT say Firstt Do No Harm.....Response is another Story...!"

netti
netti

People may throw shade our way, but we are here to stay and play, for Quad, myself and I, we aint standing for no lies, so stand up and cheer honey for we are here with money. These other ladies refuse to see the special people we can be. ahaa  

MamaMel79
MamaMel79

Friendship Contract: I Quad, pledge to you Mariah, ...

JoelAaron
JoelAaron

This notice is to notify you your Queen B status has officially been revoked

trudee
trudee

Mariah, you ARE the winner with having said "At The End Of The Day" more than all of the wives combined!!

MariaDia
MariaDia

Are you sure that Summons is for me? I didn't DO anything to anyone.

elfoard
elfoard

The City of Atlanta Decrees: "Yaasss, Hunty! You ARE the Queen!"

cherwin
cherwin

Mariah this is the official decree stating~~you are the Shady Queen!

 

 

Cheryl U. East Granby, CT.

Taylor2012
Taylor2012

Mariah, here's a list of 99 problems and you're in everyone! And yes, I am throwing shade honey.

tecknowone
tecknowone

Mariah, I thought you told me YOU paid this bill !

 

Tony, Melbourne, Fl.

tecknowone
tecknowone

Mariah, I thought you told me YOU paid this bill !

BRCAT133
BRCAT133

The Sorcerer and her Apprentice confer.

 

Sallemae, Chicago, Il.

jeromeo
jeromeo

Hey silly, that jewelry goes around your NECK.

Lisa3102589
Lisa3102589

Here is the list of Phrasing we should use this week, Everyone will be Queoting us next week...

FAT_BLOND
FAT_BLOND

The diagram clearly shows, I am she, she is me, we are he...no no wait...I am her, she is you, no no no wait,  I am her, she is you......OH JUST CATCH FIRE.

 

FAT_BLOND, Middletown Ohio

JoanP.
JoanP.

It's from Beyonce.  She wants her "look" back!

 

 

Lindalien
Lindalien

YOU may think you are a queen, but here is your list of chores...now take those jewels off and get cleaning!

kjones0160
kjones0160

Friends forever, sign on the doted line! (If Cynthia could do it so can I)!

lual
lual

Excuse me, but it says, "You are not an Indian Princess."

Cooknmama
Cooknmama

And the award for best actress in a drama goes to.......

Wickedred
Wickedred

Quad - your shady palm is showing.

joeypack
joeypack

The document states," The people of Shady Grove want their Queen Bee back" -JoeyP

MissMS
MissMS

This ancient document states that you are the Queen Bee.

IloveMJ
IloveMJ

RonnieH-Michigan

Quad reading in Maury Povich's Voice - "Mariah you are NOT the Queen Bee"

MIKE2250
MIKE2250

Who said I have a target on my head?

YoNance
YoNance

"Heather DuBrow had your jewelry appraised..."

KGFinAZ
KGFinAZ

So this says you stopped payment to my PayPal account.Ken F.Palm Coast, FL 

1janebrumfield
1janebrumfield

I checked the list twice and you are ON the NAUGHTY list

1janebrumfield
1janebrumfield

Maybe I SHOULDNT sign this Friendship contract...

jprice9456
jprice9456

It says here that you aren't allowed to wear that!

Greenspade13
Greenspade13

Scientific study says the jewel in the middle of your forehead does not make you the Queen of the world.

carenb
carenb

This is our friendship contract

Alexis24
Alexis24

This caption is for the Mariah picture "Ah, But Underneath" Alexis L. Woodbridge,VA