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Apr 24, 2013 - The Dish0

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97 comments
Softsbeam
Softsbeam

Hey look!  I can twirl my tongue!  --Just fabulous, I tell you.

Softsbeam
Softsbeam

I'm fabulous, honey.  FABULOUS!!  --Don't forget.

Softsbeam
Softsbeam

Look at all those ol' donkey booties over there!!

debimahler
debimahler

The neon orange one  actually fits in your PURSE????????   

DiscoDaze
DiscoDaze

I'm your number one "FAN" !!!!!!

Dijah114
Dijah114

Do I have a booger in my nose?

dealioj
dealioj

Can you give me one of those toys you sell so I can name it walter.

ducklucky1
ducklucky1

Hot flashes and hot air, girl, do you think anyone noticed?

Rosepompey
Rosepompey

HOW CAN IT BE HOT, AND SHADY AT THE SAME TIME GIRL?

JERSEY CITY ,N.J

MKNClt
MKNClt

By the way, I have my "Kegal Balls" in!!

Goldgurl24k
Goldgurl24k

Kenya: I'm hiding from Walter... Kandi: WTF! He's not even here!-Jeniffer G. Los Angeles (El Lay), CA.

MKNClt
MKNClt

Kandi - tell them I'm "gone with the wind fabulous"!!!

twall13
twall13

sorry to keep popping my fan open girl...But your girl Phaedra is "Gone with the Wind pregnant"!! Thelma W. Scranton PA

puffamuffin
puffamuffin

I wish Andy wasn't gay, he's so hot!

stalldiva
stalldiva

Girl, I think I twirled too much!

kellyunaland
kellyunaland

I'll think about it tomorrow......( Scarlett gone with the wind)

kellyunaland
kellyunaland

I'll think about it tomorrow..........(Scarlett's from gone with the wind)

Mndp
Mndp

Don't tell anyone, but I'm really not Gone with the Wind fabulous......

nudysmom
nudysmom

Kandi, hot flashes aint no joke, honey!

JusaintRite
JusaintRite

Kenya: So um,Kandi the threesome offer is still on the table...you gonna, Ha Ha accept my offer? Kandi: you know I would, But me and Phedra still friends....Otherwise!! ツ Janet O. Tampa,

queenwheels
queenwheels

I'll take one of each, but it's our little secret

MontanalovesBravo
MontanalovesBravo

"Kenya, if you crack open that fan again, you're gonna be twirlin' across the floor with a WHOLE new move for your Stallion Booty video!" Michelle F. Great Falls, Montana

janobrat
janobrat

I don't think Andy's gay, he keeps texting me, wanting to get a piece of this Fabulousness !!

ronrodrr
ronrodrr

Am I invisible behind this fan, or should I get up and TWIRL?

maitiathom
maitiathom

I don't  tell the truth often but I didn't even read "Gone with the wind" am I snapping this fan the way I am suppose to, I got it at the dollar store!!!!

AWE74
AWE74

I am Memoirs of a Geisha fabulous!

nannettes14
nannettes14

This is the perfect opportunity to use the ben wai balls

mango17
mango17

I am experimenting with one of your sex toys as I sit here...but shhh don't tell anyone

zarie13
zarie13

Is this over yet,,,I need to twirl my booty to the bathroom,,,,

Leesh04
Leesh04

Pssst..... Watch your back with shady fay-fay!!

KitchenAmmy
KitchenAmmy

Kenya:  Excuse me, I just passed Gone with the Wind, fabulous!

ebonyeyz
ebonyeyz

I'm just saying., people who are jealous of me can just TALK TO THE FAN!

candy1586
candy1586

Do you have any lotion, my skin looks ashy and i don't want Porsha to notice

 

candace s Guyana

Fluff
Fluff

What do you think about a fan that twirls and vibrates?

PatConway
PatConway

Apollo's a scrub who can't get no love from me.

JoanP.
JoanP.

"You know I'm your biggest fan!"

Cooknmama
Cooknmama

What they don't know is Apollo and I have been texting all evening...

dawnpg5
dawnpg5

Gurllllllll-did you hear about Phaedra's new....".@"

karamna
karamna

The eyes are the window to the soul; if I had one!

helloookitty
helloookitty

Ooooh, Kandi!  was that your kegel ball I just saw rolling across the floor?

Camilla S. -  Torrance, CA 

Edmondtana87
Edmondtana87

Peter is a bitch.If he screams one more time am gonna twirl him off this house..

         Edmond-Joe...Illinois Chicago

Clairc21
Clairc21

@puffamuffin So true & so unattainable. You always lust more deeply for that which you can't have.