Hey look!  I can twirl my tongue!  --Just fabulous, I tell you.

I'm fabulous, honey.  FABULOUS!!  --Don't forget.

Look at all those ol' donkey booties over there!!

The neon orange one  actually fits in your PURSE????????   

I'm your number one "FAN" !!!!!!

Best yet.

Do I have a booger in my nose?

Can you give me one of those toys you sell so I can name it walter.

Hot flashes and hot air, girl, do you think anyone noticed?

HOW CAN IT BE HOT, AND SHADY AT THE SAME TIME GIRL?

JERSEY CITY ,N.J

By the way, I have my "Kegal Balls" in!!

Kenya: I'm hiding from Walter... Kandi: WTF! He's not even here!-Jeniffer G. Los Angeles (El Lay), CA.

Kandi - tell them I'm "gone with the wind fabulous"!!!

sorry to keep popping my fan open girl...But your girl Phaedra is "Gone with the Wind pregnant"!! Thelma W. Scranton PA

I wish Andy wasn't gay, he's so hot!

Girl, I think I twirled too much!

I'll think about it tomorrow......( Scarlett gone with the wind)

I'll think about it tomorrow..........(Scarlett's from gone with the wind)

Don't tell anyone, but I'm really not Gone with the Wind fabulous......

Kandi, hot flashes aint no joke, honey!

Kenya: So um,Kandi the threesome offer is still on the table...you gonna, Ha Ha accept my offer? Kandi: you know I would, But me and Phedra still friends....Otherwise!! ツ Janet O. Tampa,

I'll take one of each, but it's our little secret

"Kenya, if you crack open that fan again, you're gonna be twirlin' across the floor with a WHOLE new move for your Stallion Booty video!" Michelle F. Great Falls, Montana

Nene stuffs her bra....shhhhhh

I don't think Andy's gay, he keeps texting me, wanting to get a piece of this Fabulousness !!

Am I invisible behind this fan, or should I get up and TWIRL?

I don't  tell the truth often but I didn't even read "Gone with the wind" am I snapping this fan the way I am suppose to, I got it at the dollar store!!!!

Does this make my ass look fat.

I'm not wearing any underwear

I am Memoirs of a Geisha fabulous!

Hey Kandi....I want to start texting Todd next. Andrea D. Villanova, PA

This is the perfect opportunity to use the ben wai balls

I am experimenting with one of your sex toys as I sit here...but shhh don't tell anyone

I feel like I'm gonna twirl, girl!

Is this over yet,,,I need to twirl my booty to the bathroom,,,,

Pssst..... Watch your back with shady fay-fay!!

Kenya:  Excuse me, I just passed Gone with the Wind, fabulous!

I'm just saying., people who are jealous of me can just TALK TO THE FAN!

Do you have any lotion, my skin looks ashy and i don't want Porsha to notice

candace s Guyana

What do you think about a fan that twirls and vibrates?

Oops.....I forgot to floss

Apollo's a scrub who can't get no love from me.

"You know I'm your biggest fan!"

What they don't know is Apollo and I have been texting all evening...

Gurllllllll-did you hear about Phaedra's new....".@"

The eyes are the window to the soul; if I had one!

Ooooh, Kandi!  was that your kegel ball I just saw rolling across the floor?

Camilla S. -  Torrance, CA