Uhgg, this phone did not cost enough.

Somewhere my looove.....

"Life's hard being the Snow Queen...."

It's the Stay Puff Marshmellow Woman!

From Shannon G Wilmington, NC

From Russia with love!

Damn, Boris is late and we are supposed to be making big trouble for Moose and Squirrel!

We all know that money can't buy you class...now we know it can't buy you taste either.

Gorbachev wants his hat back!

Damn! Giggi farted and ALL of his hair has fallen out!

Shoot! Dr Zhivago texted me that he's gonna be twenty minutes late.

My name is Katherine and I am from Burlington, NJ. My proposed caption is: "Oh dear, I never dreamed Jiggy would be so upset by my ski outfit --- how many times do I have to tell him it's a HAT not a DOG on my head!"

"I simply must train Giggy to stop drunk texting me when we're apart..."

Holly S, Gainesville, VA CAPTION: I was just texting the girls to say I'm going to be a marshmallow for Halloween.

What do you mean our electrics been turned off? That’s impossible……I’m rich.

What do you mean our electric has been shut off? That's impossible..... I'm RICH.

Lara reads her email from Dr. Zhivago.

Texting: 'Can you bring me a different outfit? Everyone is making fun of the rabbit on my head."

another text from dr zhivago!

Where is my limo for Narnia??

I decided to make a hat out of Giggy.

Dan C New York, NY

Giggy would be proud of my outfit!

I wonder if this phone has a mirror app?

Comrade this isnt the vodka I ordered.

Good Heaven's...not PETA again!

Moscow, I've been compromised. Request immediate extraction. Abort Operation Giggy!

Cruella De Vil, Cruella De Vil....

I look good, Life is good!

What do you mean there's a polar bear missing? Why are you calling me?

Cruella De Vil, Cruella, De Vil......

"I wonduh if I can Google "How to ski"?"

Ha, I wonder if those bloody girls realize I've got Giggy hidden in my hat?

My caption is "What time is the next troika?" Layladiva Boca Raton, FL

I'll make her an offer she can't refuse.

I think my caption would have been: Oh Dahling, if I could only tell you....

This bear's for you!

Oh Dr. Zhivago....where are you?

All dressed up and nowhere to snow!

Calling Dr. Zhivago.

Michael C. Los Angeles, CA

Channeling "Lara" in Dr. Zhivago. Where's my ice castle?

Oh darling, I thought you said it was no longer faux pas to wear white after Labor Day?

"I wonder if I can use this thing to turn on the air conditioning."

What the Bloody Hell am I doing in the Bahamas. Damn GPS!

"Oh no. It's the fashion police."

oops I forgot my city and state - Denver, CO.

Why doesn't Dr. Zhivago text me back?

I'm just checking on what time the Greyhound bus leaves for as Vegas!

I'm so bloody sick of this telephonie

I get all dressed up like this and STILL Julie Christie won't take my calls!

Come on Santa, call me back!!!

Sigh - If only Giggy were here....