Caption this photo!

Mariah's not a fan of her wine, but why? You tell us. Write a caption for this photo. If yours is chosen as the best, it'll appear in Bravo's e-mail newsletter next Thursday.

• Enter your caption in the comments area below.
• The winner's name will be displayed in the newsletter, so please include your first name and last initial (no full last names), or a pseudonym.
• Include your city and state.
• And sign up for our newsletter HERE so you can see if your caption is the winner!

Be nice, have fun, and good luck!