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51 comments
LfromBAMA
LfromBAMA

Do I drink this or use it to clear up my yeast infection?Lisa W. Morris,Alabama.

Softsbeam
Softsbeam

I've smelled baby's diapers that had a better aroma.

Softsbeam
Softsbeam

Hmmm..... it has a pretentious aroma of haughtiness, like Kari. 

Fluff
Fluff

Yes, I can do an impression of Kari !

betty49
betty49

What the hell did you order...viniger flavored water? Betty D Wann,OK.

2wisehands
2wisehands

Grumpy cat don't got nuthin' on me, honey!

CaliAli
CaliAli

This isn't Thunderbird !!

YoNance
YoNance

"Am I drunk or does Kari look like Adrienne?"

super_sonya_1
super_sonya_1

 sniff-sniff....donkie booty

Sonya M.  Longmont, Colorado

YoNance
YoNance

"Fabellini....what?"

YoNance
YoNance

"Check yo' e-mail....it ain't got no ZING!!"

2wisehands
2wisehands

How about a little whine with all this cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese? 

andy-fan
andy-fan

I don't think red wine vinegar is a good choice for the party.

grayfox007
grayfox007

"Ok, guys who put the grape juice into the wine bottle"

                            "this juice is spoiled"                                                                          

iauajo
iauajo

If this aint "Red Koolaid" my ghetto ass aint drinking it!

tmemrsn
tmemrsn

Hmmm, the wine isn't the only thing swirlin' stank around here.

 

tazmdevil1
tazmdevil1

Will I really look "GONE WITH THE WIND FABULOUS" if I drink this?

Terry P  Houston, TX

2wisehands
2wisehands

Lyuh Lyuh paynts awn fyuh......did i really say that out loud????

snibbie
snibbie

What's that swimming in there?

Alexgirl
Alexgirl

"What vintage did they say this is?"

peggyd1423
peggyd1423

Did they  wash their feet before stomping on these grapes?

nancyalison
nancyalison

This would make anyone a skinny girl.

Eulalia
Eulalia

this must be some G.M.O    sheeeet. they have just gone too far!!!!!

MrsACE620
MrsACE620

OMGoodness! This is some stankin', cheap smelling wine here!!

summerstoohot
summerstoohot

Somethin' doesn't smell right....it's either HER or this sour-ass Kool-Aid!

ladycece
ladycece

"Damn, who allowed approved this to drink"

va-va-voom
va-va-voom

"Who ever said red wine is good for you, doesn't always mean it taste good." Erica L. Morganville, N.J.

Lotis
Lotis

Whose funky feet stomped on these grapes?

Jacquelyne
Jacquelyne

Uh huh, there's a goldfish in there

texasleo
texasleo

This is NOT............Ramona Pinot Grigio!!

Pettoi
Pettoi

Smells like grape kool -aid to me!

JustBNBernie
JustBNBernie

What a waste of a nice large glass!

Bernardine S

Moorhead, MN

Diva54
Diva54

What is that smell it can't be wine ewww!.........Pamela H Atlanta GA

Sbeckert
Sbeckert

OMG....Is this glass of wine my melted rubies?

fatsu
fatsu

Is that a valium or a xanax floating in there?

Brandifanzi
Brandifanzi

Blood at room temperature is so passe'.

tsutsu
tsutsu

Hmmm.... smells like teen spirit.

JoanP.
JoanP.

"IT'S WHELCH'S!," Mariah whined.

YoNance
YoNance

"Hmm..the Kitchen Counselor missed this one!!"

Scooch44720
Scooch44720

Since when are they bottling Cotes du "Rh"obitussin?

cguinyard
cguinyard

I am going to be sick.....I just put my lips on someone else's lipstick....

MzKymbee
MzKymbee

"Really Kari..you didn't think I'd notice you spiked my wine"

mzkymbee of Long Beach,CA