I'll get you my pretty....and your little hairless cat, too!

She !!! (Caroline) got me kicked off next season !

I want a bite of your baby now!!!!

Fort Drum, NY

Rabies strikes again in New Jersey Housewives, Danielle!

Watch what happens when Danielle dosen't get a straw for her sweet white wine.

I'LL GET YOU, MY PRETTY ! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG,TOO!

NATALIE F BALTIMORE, MD

I'D LIKE TO EAT YOUR LIVE WITH SOME FAVA BEAN AND A BOTTLE OF CHIANTI!

NATALIE F BALTIMORE, MD

DINA, DINA, DINA!

Pay attention, I said no cavities!

What do you mean I was not invited to the Manzo family dinner!

"It's all about me! Please!! get it straight, sweetheart".

You feel lucky, Punk? Make my day!

DO YOU SEE ANY WRINKLES WHEN I MAKE THIS FACE???

See I told you all that botox works!!

"I must stop this whole thing! Why, for forty-seven years I've put up with it now. I must stop Christmas from coming... but how?"

And you eat boogers, too!!

"My Dalmatian puppy coat. The Coat of Dreams. The ultimate fur coat, that was denied me by that canine cabal, for which I have lost THREE YEARS OF MY LIFE!" ~Cruella De Vil

Pay attention, puh-lease. Do I have anything in my teeth?

I'm not going to say this again....."It's not pull my finger!.....It's pull my weave! Pay attention pleeeazzzze!"

I'll GET you my pretty... and your little dog too!!

"Just screamin'!!!!!!!"

I ordered red wine not white! Get it straight, puh-lezzze!

"Do I have anything in between my teeth?"

"And you eat Boogars, too!!"

Not only didn't they beam me up, Spock left me for some skanky Italian-Vulcan housewife.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Don't make me flip this table on you!!!!

I said, "don't shushhhh me!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nora C. Tucson, AZ

Puh-leez Listen! I told you Christine is going to be walking in all the shows traveling all over the world with me by her side. Listen up people!

ME! ME! ME!!! It's about ME!!!

I AM NOT CRAZY....I AM BEING TREATED FOR A CHEMICAL IMBALANCE!!!!!

AND ANOTHER thing.......

"After i bite YOUR face off... grandma wrinkles is NEXT!"

"Don't you ever call me crazy again or I will show you crazy!"

I SAID "Love and Light"! Pay attention PUHLEEZE!

You gotta pay for this!

LOVE AND LIGHT, LOVE AND LIGHT !!!!!

pay attention pahleeeeeze!! It's light and love I say,,,light and love!!

"Of course my teeth are real"

I've told you time and time again, my teeth are Naturally WHITE!

I am NOT right down the street from that strip joint just to get a job!

"Just Slayin'"!!!!!!

That's right! Danny is my head flying monkey!

Pay attention, puh-leezee! I am not having Albert Manzo's baby...it's Albie's!

With this finger I can call Danny and the rest of the thugs, uh, I mean the rest of my entourage!!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

I can't get this damn booger off my finger

She's a liar! I don't need an exorcism!

I said no fresh cracked black pepper on my salad!!

This is NOT Chablis!