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Be nice, have fun, and good luck!
Ramona, "Please, Lu, just give me the salt shaker! You know how fat your ankles get, and your blood pressure, and not to mention your pity part!" Lu, "Release my hand you simpleton! Do you forget that's the hand that points out everybody else's flaws, shortcomings, rudeness, and who is being uncouth in my presents?!"
It's just like the sayin about the weather. If you have enough Pinot Grigio, stick around, every 5 minutes the emotion will change!
Tell me you used hand-sanitizer...and for God's sake...unleash your tight grasp. I maybe smiling on the inside, but I still feel you're not nice!
Oh Countess, I see in your future a wonderful evening in Brooklyn, like maybe, a fashion show, can you imagine! Brooklyn! Where is my Pinot?
Ummmm...Camera 1 is on my left....Camara 2 is over there...darn I hope they get this with my eyes closed and not half open......
No one knows what's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man - behind blue eyes... Ramona moans, "I'm really trying to be a better person!" LuAnn responds, "I know, honey. But right now, you're just really trying..."
After hearing of Luanne's divorce being final, Ramona takes a moment to store the painful news in her "just being real" database for future use
Romona: (Thinking to herself) "I really pray that the viewers vote ME as the most TRUSTED Housewife!"
LuAnn: (Thinking to herself)"Keep prayin' honey-once the tabloids get a hold of the story I fabricated about you...I'll have most TRUSTED Housewife in the bag!"
Now you're only half the countess you used to be.... let's memorialize it with the Crushing of the Fingers Ritual as you now Count less.
Ramona: "I'm really trying to be a better person this season." LuAnn: "I know, honey. But right now, you're just really TRYING. Think BEFORE you speak and I'll let you in the Countess Club."
PLEASE.I beg you. Don't tell Mario how I act when he's not around. I'll do anything you want Countess.
Friendship, friendship; just the perfect blendship. When other friendships are forgot, ours will still be hot.
LuAnn: "Aaah, the Pinot Grigio must have kicked in"! Ramona: "The Pinot Grigio has kicked in. I feel so sorry for LuAnn".
Ramona: I just wish everyone could get along! Luann: Darling, if they did, we wouldn't be on tv right now!