Ramona lost the bet with Mario that when she opened her mouth, she wouldn't change feet...

"Look no crazy eyes!" Roamingaround in Hercules CA

Mario, you just keep massaging the forehead firmly , and you can have my scared deer in the headlights look!

YOU WILL GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!I REPEAT YOU WILL GIVE ME ALL YOURMONEY

You need to look younger too....

This is a prerequisite for all men I come in contact with.

Honestly Mario I wasn't staring into your eyes!

"RaMario" You know like Ramona and Mario. Sort of like BrAngelina, Brad and Angelina.

Repeat after me....you will do as I say....think as I think!

The forehead transplant is a success!

Yes Mario,, you will apoligize to Countless, ooppss i mean LuAnn.

The forehead transplant is a success!

Philadelphia, PA

(I'm resubmitting b/c I didn't read the directions correctly.)

OMG...what will he want me to rub next??????

"If I hit Mario in the right acupunture spot, maybe he won't realize that we're both crazy."

I AM Cameron Diaz....I AM Cameron Diaz.... See, I'll convince him soon enough!

Frontal Lobotomies for everyone!

"If you press really hard right here,his toes pop up!"

I know I've giving you a migraine, let me help honey.

Ever since we made lobotomies half price on Tuesday our business has really picked up.

Mario, I command you to be nice to the Countess, be nice to the Countess, be nice to the Countess. . . . . .

Marietta, GA

CAPTION:

Remember, you WILL vote for me, vote for me, vote for me...............

I cause the headache, I fix the headache!

Ramona - guess what? Manscaping is fab-u-lous!

She can give anyone a headache!

I'm using my Vulcan mind-meld!! You will tell me everything!!!!

SIMON SAYS, RUB THE FOREHEAD. AND SMILE,,,,

The Singers ham it up at their new spa, Ramonamarisaggio's on 5th Avenue

Push Here and here to get your man to say yes!

or

Push Here and here to tune out my voice!

Like this! You have to raise your forehead more to have big eyes.

ramonas version of the vulcan mind meld !!!!

Massage the forehead thusly, thrice daily, to release brow muscles necessary to affect my hoity, world-famous, 'Oy, I am so damned hot, you could plotz right here', runway eye expression.

It rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.

When this treatment is finished, he will be the only man in the universe who understands how women think.

I'll give you an hour to stop that!

Joe -- Carlsbad, CA

I just had my forehead massaged like this and before I knew it it looked like a molehill not a mountain. Then presto, my eyes always stayed wide open !!

"We're united and it feels SO good!"

now, Mario, when you wake up you will dance like a ballerina and keep saying I am Mickhail Barishnokov

This is how I got him to marry me!

We realized we needed to start measuring how thin our skin is.

Brainwashing 101...I studied it in college!!

I just know something is in there. I just can't feel anything. Now where is that brain of yours Mario?

I promise I can make that voice in your head go away

This is so totally cool! I'm like, a Vulcan, and this is how I do a mind meld, and there's so much *room* in here!

I am in control of your mind. Do not attempt to change the channel...

When the doctor gave me new eyeballs, he made the first incision right here, Mario.

I'd rather be cooking.

"I'm no nurse, but I swear this is how you check for a temperature"

Repeat after me, Ramona is the boss, Ramona is the best, Ramona is the smartest....What the He-- I am all these things!

I only have time to massage Mario's forehead, it's 4pm and can't work into my cocktail hour!

"You see Mariyo, this.. this, thi- is where you put the Botox.. I mean I don't know, I'm just shooting it straight, I'm I, I... I'm changing my attitude, my image, I'm a surgeon, you know, I'm turning a new leaf!"