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82 comments
Priscilla S
Priscilla S

Please no more of Alex's Veal! I thought the CIA had rules against torture!

Virginia D
Virginia D

Don't worry, Tom-- I won't tell anyone that it was you who recommended using hemorroid cream to reduce puffiness around the eyes.

Valerie evans
Valerie evans

TOM, MAYBE PANETTA CAN GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS PEA-PUREE!!!

NEOPOLITAN
NEOPOLITAN

I thought Top Cheft was a culinary enterprise, now we are exposed to politics. I am very concerned about the stunts shown on Top Chefs for the last two weeks. Very sorry.

HeyJude1949
HeyJude1949

Tom, what brings you to the CIA? Here to get a refresher course. In spying, counter espionage or mayhem? No, in health food prep. At the Central Intelligence Agency? Oh, I thought this was Culinary Institute of America. Oh.

Cindy R.
Cindy R.

Tom do you think the CIA can find out who made the Pea Puree?

Cindy R.
Cindy R.

Now we can finially get down to the bottom of who made the pea puree!

Darlene Brewer
Darlene Brewer

"I just moved around the table quickly, and with my fingers out like this I grabbed the 'Top Secret' folder holding the secured menu for next week's show!"

Amy S.
Amy S.

"You say that your sure you can get me in the hair club for men?"

Jude A
Jude A

hey tom, got a tums? tom says, are you kidding me?

joeybearsmom
joeybearsmom

Tom, you see the French are better chefs and better dressers than the Americans. First ditch that stupid tie!

Bored
Bored

... and this is how we do "Oh Snap" in France...

Karon T
Karon T

The French & Italian - We started the C.I.A. Culinary Impressive Activities

Christine B
Christine B

If we train some of their people as chefs and give them great food, they will embrace democray. If we just give them McDonald's, they'll hate us forever.

Kellee
Kellee

Tom, you left way too early last night! The party got so out of hand, after everyone got out of zhot tube, I made a urchin risotto in zhot tube. Zit was fabulously tastee. I'm still finding urchin in all zwrong places. Shhh keep zis a secret. I can trust you? Right?

LSmith
LSmith

Dang it! Why do you always have to be right?

LSmith
LSmith

Listen, I'll flip you for this one, OK???

LSmith
LSmith

Holy guacamole! What is this stuff?

Emily D
Emily D

Should we tell them they are on Candid Camera now or later?

Emily D. Oakdale, MN

Kent H
Kent H

"Now do you believe me on what CIA stands for?"

Johnathan R in Danville, CA
Johnathan R in Danville, CA

Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old....Oh where oh where can Ed's peas porridge be.

Carol B
Carol B

Do we really have to eat this????

debra n
debra n

Good Idea pulling in the CIA! Now we will get to the bottom of PeaGate!

debra n
debra n

Good Idea pulling in the CIA! Now we will get to the bottom of PeaGate!

Merle Ferrara
Merle Ferrara

The intelligent choice would be to let Alex go again just for the fun of it.

Linda Sabol
Linda Sabol

Tom I would tell you my secret ingredient but then I would have to kill you!

Bored
Bored

Tom, the guy from the C.I.A. told me that doing this with my fingers has a hynotic effect...Tom...Tom...TOM!!!

Donyou
Donyou

So..., you don't need a chef's hat, anyway!

Barcon
Barcon

The director left to follow a lead on the "pea soup"

Stephanie S
Stephanie S

That !!! is the secret to your salad dressing...

Stephanie S
Stephanie S

That !!! is the secret to your salad dressing...

Sharon Matcuk
Sharon Matcuk

Tom, I could tell you the secret ingredient, but then I would have to kill you! ha ha ha ha ha!

N Wagoner
N Wagoner

Sure, I COULD tell you what's in my french fry secret sauce...but then I'd have to kill you.

Tammy L
Tammy L

can we hurry this along,the i'll be late to watch the housewifes

RonLee
RonLee

EXCELLENT! This comment should WIN, hands down.

doodlins
doodlins

I told you if we worked with the prez's wife we would have to go thru this.

Tammy L
Tammy L

I saw teresa flip the table like this,oops and the winner is?

doodlins
doodlins

I bet they can't figuare out how many fingers I have up!

Jethro
Jethro

I knew the CIA would find out that we were not qualified to host any show that has to do with cooking! What would my family say back in France?

Mary R
Mary R

Will you be my facebook friend?

Glenn S.
Glenn S.

Did you get the full report on Gordon yet?

Glenn S.
Glenn S.

Did you get the full report on Gordon yet?

Jeff the bedman
Jeff the bedman

That student's sauce is so bad it will take the hair right off your head. Oh, I see you've already tried it!