That's not what Giggy told me!

Okay, listen this time. I will speak slowly. "How many fingers am I holding up?"

I only need one bottle of hairdye to get this color - what magic trick did you need for that blonde?

Hands off Giggy, he's mine!

Hands off Giggy, He's mine!!

Cathy

Ok, now, take this test - follow my finger and...

ANDY, My question is why are the shows called Real Housewives of (BLA,BLA,BLA). If I'm not mistaken, some of those casts mates are not or haven't been married, such as Kandi from Atlanta. OR if they are not married now, why are they considered housewives? Am I taking the title of this show too literally?

I told you...don't you talk about my Giggy like that!

Just a little filler here and here and a tug there and you'll look just like these two ladies. Welcome to Beverly Hills!

NO! NO! NO! This is not a wax figure of Taylor.

"you passed gas and we all smell it....just admit it kim".

Lisa: "Don't stomp those last year Prada shoes at me honey"

Pull my finger!

look i broke a nail OMG.....

You were on Witch Mountain? I must watch it!

How many fingers am I holding up, Love?

No Kim, you're wrong! I am NOT wearing spanx!!

How could you forget to recharge the Tay-bot? Now how do we move it?

Kim... honest injun. Taylor is a Stepford wife.

Caption: (didn't know where else to put it)

"I don't care what you say - American Idol is not the same without Simon."

from Holland, MI (add to previous comment (caption) please

Now Kim, someone said something in that room after we left. Only Taylor and you were there and Taylor would never say anything....so that leaves you!!!

You should watch what you say, young lady. Try to think before you speak.

Young lady, mind your manners!

No Kim, you may NOT take my drink...

"Giggy does NOT shave hisself for publicity"

Oh no you JIg-int!!

"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!"

DON'T BE TRASH TALKING NO JIGGY GIRLFRIEND !

"Don't make me tell you again, to shut up.....or you'll be in time out, with a quickness."

Don't ever call Giggy bald again!

I told you NOT to mix Lavender and Vodka!

O.K. Ladies, Get the boxing gloves on, and take this to the gym...!!!!

Caption: A little "Smackdown" from lisa..... or lisa (pointing) kim in the right direction.

Caption: A little "Smachdown" from Lisa.

or Lisa pointing kim in the right direction.

"you take that back. . . I will not allow anyone to speak that way about Jiggy!"

Charlie's already filled his angel quota so step off.

No, no Cinderella, you will not being attending the ball!

You put your left hand in, you put you left hand out

" Stop blaming Giggy!"

So Shoe Me Midland, Texas

I am jealous of anyone who is friends with Kyle and that includes you sister!

Did you think we were playing when I told you we would send you back to Witch Mountain!

Now, now Kim, you know that Giggy would never eat chicken from the market, it must be free range and organic. Prepared only by his personal chef. Please never accuse my Giggy of eating your chicken again, have we got that settled now?

For the last time Cinderella, I mean Kim, Your step sisters and I are going to the ball and you have to stay home and clean the floors"

"Here's how it works: Rule number 1, never say the word 'insecure' in front of Camille."

Darling, darling. I'm a different kind of English. A classier kind.

Just because my Ken's outfits match Giggy's DOES NOT mean he's not a real man!!!

"Kim Club-in Beverly Hill's Style!"

can you mention new york one more time !

I will tell you again, Giggy can not go to witch Mountain with you!