Dont you see the strand of meat stuck between my teeth...

Yes! My real goal is world domination not matchmaking!

We have a big client coming in today. Is there any brocolli in my teeth from lunch? LOL

"I love being bang free!"

Doris K. Miami, FL

Are my teeth white enough?

This is something I can sink my teeth into!

Boba Fett strikes again.

Look mom, no cavities....

Let me see those pearly whites!!

New York did "tickle my fancy"!!

Ouch! I'll get him for you

See Crest White Strips really do work!

See? I told you that teeth whitening really works!

Do you still see any lettuce?

How's that song go again? "If I can ... make it there, I'll make it...anywhere..."

NEW YORK! NEW YORK! I gotta love it!

Even with my eyes closed I can smell a Millionare!

Eww! When I said "show me" I meant your portfolio!

In order to get a smile this bright, you have to brush them with a girls best friend "diamonds". That why I am coming out with a line of toothpaste that I am giving to all my clients. It's called "Million Dollar Smile". The only problem with it is the diamonds in it make your gums bleed and you have to use a jewerly cleaning brush to clean your teeth, otherwise you will shallow the pieces of diamonds and choke.

Hell no,Andy.I, Patty Stanger,am the reigning Queen of Bravo-so there!

Did the whitening strips work??

"Just got my teeth whitened. How do they look?"

Read my lips, kiss my grits!

I'm married now, I don't have to do that anymore.

I am one credit away from reading your mind.

Please, OH PLEASE, touch me there one more time...

People who look like chalk don't get dates! I'll show you how to tan and whitten your teeth. Get under this 250 watt bulb!!

(giggle) I get big bucks and this TV show, just for being incredibly judgmental!

I said I wanted to see more personality.

Is this a Million Dollar Smile, or what?

Ah, cha cha cha cha!

she said she had what it took to land a millionaire! I'm GOOD but not that good! (HAHAHAHA)

Did the crest whittening strips work or do I need to go to the dentist?

It does not matter who cancelled my wedding !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's one great whoopie cushion!

See How White My Teeth Are!! I don't want to see anybody that can't at least have white teeth.

These gas pains are worse than you can imagine.

"Okay, bye bye now" while saying with her inside voice, "There is no way in hell he is going to do as he is told".

"See, I am getting older too!"

WILL YOU TAKE A LOOK, ANY THING IN BETWEEN MY TEETH?

Pinch me! I am surrounded by losers!