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45 comments
bggl69
bggl69

snoozed, again!! for the 7th time.

 

kathrynbroussard.beall.5
kathrynbroussard.beall.5

Jax, How many times do I have to remind you that I'm a Princess and want to be treated like one.

achousewife
achousewife

I keep telling you Jax I didn't borry you eyeliner! No please stop asking!

Cherishcb
Cherishcb

Look at your nail polish! What were you thinking? I know I know !

Cherish C.

Carmel, Ca.

ddn11
ddn11

Brewing! Brewing! CRAZY!!!!!

cherwin
cherwin

I haven't even asked for sex yet and you already have a headache?

mlopreato
mlopreato

Seriously?  You're crying AGAIN?!!

 

Melissa L.

Clearwater, FL

dianat53
dianat53

I don't want to talk about our relationship until my nails dry.

At least that's something I can count on.

dianat53
dianat53

I dont want to talk about our relationship till my nail polish dries!

 

submitted by dianat53@aol.com

iheartdogs
iheartdogs

Keep your chin up, Stassi. Your daddy paid good money for it. -Nadia D., NY, NY

FlutterBy
FlutterBy

@iheartdogs uhhhh..lol...that is not Stassi....but it is Laura Leigh....in her hello kitty nailpolish

Victoria1111
Victoria1111

Seriously Jax I told you already if you wore that white t-shirt again it's over! Now I'm going to have to take a double blade knife , cut it off of you, and let the blood soak into it, while I watch a truck run it over , and a car, so it gets covered in dirt and oil Then I'll take it to pasture and put cow poo on it and make you wear it. Seriously Jax I will. It's so over ! Call me later!

debby.heinz
debby.heinz

I love you Stassi... Just because Laura Leigh is pregnant wtih, supposedly, my baby, doesn't mean we can't be together. Just give me the chance

lboquette
lboquette

Come on Stassi, don't be upset that I'm getting more air time than you next year.  We can both still look ridiculous.

DeannaG2013
DeannaG2013

Oh Come on Baby, I only got "one" girl pregnant in Las Vegas. Just One... and you have to be like this?

teri7473
teri7473

Hey Stassi you aren't the only one upset that the season is coming to a close. Why is it always about you?!?

jeff637
jeff637

But Stassi, I do love you and her and that one and then there is that one there  and that one over there.  Beliwve me Honey, It's only u......U deserve me right????

daisybu
daisybu

Yuck do I need to kiss you toooooooooo !!!!

Alexgirl
Alexgirl

"But I am a princess Jax! I am! I'm Princess Stassi!"

jennycamacho
jennycamacho

I'm sorry I thought you said to add foam to your non fat latte.

msc1020
msc1020

Oh Jax, say it ain't so!!!

 

Nikkij67
Nikkij67

Come on Jax! My nails are still wet. I know your full of hot air just blow on them!

YoNance
YoNance

"I'll change company before I'll ever change me!"

YoNance
YoNance

"You're singing off key!"

ibsteph
ibsteph

Jax, you where right! I should have used your hair gel, now I have a hair out of place.

ElleFierce77
ElleFierce77

AAAHHH!!! Your breath is burning my eyes!!!

mssami9
mssami9

"I'm a self-absorbed idiot, you're a self-absorbed idiot--how could this go so  wrong?"

KayK
KayK

PLEASE don't let my tears ruin my new pink mani!

ladyhawk
ladyhawk

What was I thinking??  Has he always been this annoying?

Wilmington
Wilmington

You ate the nachos?!!?  Why did you eat the nachos?? I told you they would make you sick.

anna.garrickcamara
anna.garrickcamara

I can't believe I let this player play me for a FOOL!  I'm so stupid!!!!!

 

Anna G.  Orangeburg, SC

Lynnieb
Lynnieb

I'm sorry - I just don't like that nail color.  LynnieB, Cape May, NJ

markydf
markydf

Stassi, you know I am the guy for you, stop trying to fight it!

gemini75
gemini75

Omg I totally forgot about my mani pedi.. Daddy....

megweichelt
megweichelt

If I press really, really hard, my brains won't escape!

 

sbrown4979
sbrown4979

Jax is this any way to treat a Swedish Princess!!!! This Diva deserves better.  

poundage1974
poundage1974

I'll let you have my baby...if that's what will make you happy!

BunnieD
BunnieD

I can't believe I don't even match today.

heavehoorg
heavehoorg

That's impossible!  I can't love you more than you love yourself, Stassi!

 

JudyWilliams
JudyWilliams

OMG....I have these turquoise earrings, with only a pink ring to go with them!!!

princessvmg
princessvmg

Ummm Jax, you're a bartender, just a bartender! Do you get that? I'm way more better than like anyone ever, ever period! Now watch me cry like an even better model than you Jax!