snoozed, again!! for the 7th time.

Jax, How many times do I have to remind you that I'm a Princess and want to be treated like one.

I keep telling you Jax I didn't borry you eyeliner! No please stop asking!

Look at your nail polish! What were you thinking? I know I know !

Cherish C.

Carmel, Ca.

Brewing! Brewing! CRAZY!!!!!

I haven't even asked for sex yet and you already have a headache?

Seriously?  You're crying AGAIN?!!

Melissa L.

Clearwater, FL

I don't want to talk about our relationship until my nails dry.

At least that's something I can count on.

I dont want to talk about our relationship till my nail polish dries!

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Keep your chin up, Stassi. Your daddy paid good money for it. -Nadia D., NY, NY

Seriously Jax I told you already if you wore that white t-shirt again it's over! Now I'm going to have to take a double blade knife , cut it off of you, and let the blood soak into it, while I watch a truck run it over , and a car, so it gets covered in dirt and oil Then I'll take it to pasture and put cow poo on it and make you wear it. Seriously Jax I will. It's so over ! Call me later!

I love you Stassi... Just because Laura Leigh is pregnant wtih, supposedly, my baby, doesn't mean we can't be together. Just give me the chance

Come on Stassi, don't be upset that I'm getting more air time than you next year.  We can both still look ridiculous.

Oh Come on Baby, I only got "one" girl pregnant in Las Vegas. Just One... and you have to be like this?

Hey Stassi you aren't the only one upset that the season is coming to a close. Why is it always about you?!?

But Stassi, I do love you and her and that one and then there is that one there  and that one over there.  Beliwve me Honey, It's only u......U deserve me right????

Yuck do I need to kiss you toooooooooo !!!!

"But I am a princess Jax! I am! I'm Princess Stassi!"

I'm sorry I thought you said to add foam to your non fat latte.

Oh Jax, say it ain't so!!!

Come on Jax! My nails are still wet. I know your full of hot air just blow on them!

I cry to get more TV time!

"I'll change company before I'll ever change me!"

"You're singing off key!"

 Why do you sound like Minnie Mouse?

Why do I feel so stupid when I'm around you?

Jax, you where right! I should have used your hair gel, now I have a hair out of place.

AAAHHH!!! Your breath is burning my eyes!!!

"I'm a self-absorbed idiot, you're a self-absorbed idiot--how could this go so  wrong?"

PLEASE don't let my tears ruin my new pink mani!

What was I thinking??  Has he always been this annoying?

Oh Jax,You have destroyed my life and I loved you!

You ate the nachos?!!?  Why did you eat the nachos?? I told you they would make you sick.

I can't believe I let this player play me for a FOOL!  I'm so stupid!!!!!

Anna G.  Orangeburg, SC

I'm sorry - I just don't like that nail color.  LynnieB, Cape May, NJ

Stassi, you know I am the guy for you, stop trying to fight it!

Omg I totally forgot about my mani pedi.. Daddy....

If I press really, really hard, my brains won't escape!

Jax is this any way to treat a Swedish Princess!!!! This Diva deserves better.  

I'll let you have my baby...if that's what will make you happy!

I can't believe I don't even match today.

That's impossible!  I can't love you more than you love yourself, Stassi!

OMG....I have these turquoise earrings, with only a pink ring to go with them!!!

Ummm Jax, you're a bartender, just a bartender! Do you get that? I'm way more better than like anyone ever, ever period! Now watch me cry like an even better model than you Jax!