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May 31, 2012

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kmpollock 5 pts

Im just to sexy for myself.....

I know I already have a scarlett letter,but this is a little much!

Ok once I get all painted up, then I am headed to make that music video I was telling you about!

Maybe I should get liquored up instead of painted up?

I wasn't happy with the results of the spray tan, so, two coats please!

"Are you sure this paint will come off?"

Kim gets Arty For The Party

Lily C Boston, MA

Is this like Paint by Numbers?

"I love this, it's better than spray tanning!!"

Did Goldie or Meryl play me in "Death Becomes Her"?

Is this like - Paint by Numbers?

"I don't think I'm gonna have enough paint to cover these!"

I think I have too much time on my hands!

"What I have to do to show-off my body".

Spray tanning is so 2011. Its all about the sunburn brushing now!

Ugh...Let's see I have to stay in the lines...

Hmm...I'm not sure if Kroy likes ketchup....

Nancy A Las Vegas

Oh yeah, a little farther down please!

My info is : I live in baltimore, md

Oh Yeah, a little farther down please

I believe that in the above mentioned photo Kim is having a body painting art of her body as a gift for Kroy. I am truly happy for Kim and Kroy but i would like to comment that all the obstacles that she faced prior to her wedding, she should view as a testament to how she continues to bash NeNe. While in no way do I condone bashing or negativity; if it had not been for NeNe, Kim would not have met Kroy nor would she be happily married to him. She seems to stake a lot on friendship on those who will bring her garbage and will continue to harp on it and now to be Bf with Sheree who clearly has no life is a testament to that. I am glad Sheree is leaving the show because she made a name for herself this season by all the cattiness that she says she is leaving the show because of. Watching the reunion show, Sheree had no place there and if all would be honsest to watch her picking invisible lent off her dress was pathetic. She mentioned last season, don't let the pretty face fool you, was really a wolf speaking out. I just hope her chldren don't use her episodes on Housewives to mold there lives as possitive. While I don't think Bob is the best looking suitor, he had enough common sense to not alloow Sheree to make a fool of him and had she allowed Phaedra to fully do her job, she might ave prevailed. She is shallow and while I love the best of things in life, Sheree is so shallow that she blockis her blessings with whatever it is she views as classy, lol; (far from it). Back to Kim, I hope that after she pays all this for her her beautiful day, she (Kim) makes things right with Kandi and pays her for really making her a success. My views and I am sticking with it.

Oh Yeah, a little farther down please!

Mt. Laurel, NJ

Paint it good - paint it real good.

I need a cigarette!

THIS STUFF BETTER COME OFF OR IT WILL CLASH WITH MY WEDDING DRESS!

What do you mean this paint doesn't wash off!

OMg! I trying to fit in with all my house wives sisters.leave me alone it's my wedding day I can be any color I want.

Girl, this needs to be covered up.

Think Cory's family will notice I don't have a top on?

This won't make me look fat, will it?

Woah! Turn off the headlights, I'm trying to paint here!

Can't believe I spent all that money on tanning booth sessions. "Sweetie!"

Can you put some diamond or some tupe of bling in this paint! That will look hot.

Is this paint toxic, what happens if someone start to lick me.. will I be attacked by animals

Will this finally show the world how classy I am?

I look better in this jersey than Kroy does.

The NEW spray tan...love muffin!

Do you think this is tight enough for the rehearsal dinner?

You better make sure my girls look damn good painted!

"You better make my girls look damn good, after this I will need a cigarette!"

I promise you this will last a lot longer than spray tanning.

The wax museum preps its newest addition.

Kim-a Lisa, Kim-a Lisa Men Have Made You!!

"FIRST THE PAINTING & THEN THE PANTING"

" Now looking at this we might need MORE paint"!

"Ah, excuse me... I specifically asked for finger painting!"

"Ah, excuse me...I specifically asked for finger painting!"

Vikki R Waimea, HI

Do you think this makes them look bigger??? Hmmmmmm??????

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