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70 comments
kmpollock
kmpollock

Im just to sexy for myself.....

MadelineB
MadelineB

"I'm not sure red's my color."

Jane Z.
Jane Z.

My goodness, those are big! I'm going to need more paint....

"YoNance"
"YoNance"

Would you like snow on your mountains?

Nancy J. "YoNance" Limauro Uncasville CT

Jennifer M
Jennifer M

Celebrating the Red, White & Boob...

Gwen A.
Gwen A.

Remember you have two daughters that love you so much they WILL do exactly what you do. Miami, Fl.

Gwen A.
Gwen A.

I like to see women become better women by recognizing and admitting to their mess-ups, Its only fair you know. You begin to see life in a different perspective especially since all the housewives have children its important but also with recognizing and admitting to their mess-ups is understanding that what ever you put out there will come back (good or bad) so if nothing else at least make it fair. As far as Kim I agree with a comment posted earlier, Kim now that you have a husband please keep your own house clean and do not try and clean up other people's houses, I don't particularly like Kim but I do like that she is aware of a power greater than herself that she recognizes as God. As far as Sheree she needs to get herself some Jesus and quick and NeNe do your thing baby always put God first and he will never leave or forsake you. May God Bless you all.

Wendy M.
Wendy M.

Lecanto,Florida

Kroy's gonna love how I fill out his jersey! Just wait till he gets to take it off me!

Wendy M.
Wendy M.

Kroy's gonna have fun tonight, trying to get this off!

CheirelP.
CheirelP.

Paint it real good so they won't see the new heart we just put in!

Katie C.
Katie C.

Painting naked bodies was not part of the job description!

Katie c. IN

ShellMyBell
ShellMyBell

"Is this really why I put myself thru beauty school?"

Karen J
Karen J

sweetie I said your color not day glow color....

Renee J
Renee J

Dam! my body looks good.

Lillian R
Lillian R

"A Whole new meaning to the shirt off a man's back!"

Liz C.
Liz C.

I'm gonna need more paint!!

Vikki R
Vikki R

"Kim-a Lisa, Kim-a Lisa... Men have made you"

Vikki R Waimea, HI

Vikki R
Vikki R

"Ah, excuse me...I specifically asked for finger painting!"

Vikki R Waimea, HI

VMikelle
VMikelle

"Ah, excuse me... I specifically asked for finger painting!"

VMikelle
VMikelle

"FIRST THE PAINTING & THEN THE PANTING"

VMikelle
VMikelle

Kim-a Lisa, Kim-a Lisa Men Have Made You!!

Janet R
Janet R

The wax museum preps its newest addition.

TampaBayTed
TampaBayTed

I promise you this will last a lot longer than spray tanning.

Jill M
Jill M

"You better make my girls look damn good, after this I will need a cigarette!"

Jill M
Jill M

You better make sure my girls look damn good painted!

Jeanne Gallagher
Jeanne Gallagher

Do you think this is tight enough for the rehearsal dinner?

Sthrnbel
Sthrnbel

The NEW spray tan...love muffin!

mutter
mutter

I look better in this jersey than Kroy does.

Todi
Todi

WOW, I look sooooo GOOD !!

sake
sake

Can you put some diamond or some tupe of bling in this paint! That will look hot.

Is this paint toxic, what happens if someone start to lick me.. will I be attacked by animals

GettingRealinFL
GettingRealinFL

Woah! Turn off the headlights, I'm trying to paint here!

JazzB444
JazzB444

This won't make me look fat, will it?

Phyllis V
Phyllis V

Think Cory's family will notice I don't have a top on?

Jenni M.
Jenni M.

Girl, this needs to be covered up.

Stef McClain
Stef McClain

OMg! I trying to fit in with all my house wives sisters.leave me alone it's my wedding day I can be any color I want.

Barbara B
Barbara B

What do you mean this paint doesn't wash off!

Kimby
Kimby

THIS STUFF BETTER COME OFF OR IT WILL CLASH WITH MY WEDDING DRESS!

Steve T.
Steve T.

Oh Yeah, a little farther down please!

Mt. Laurel, NJ

Jean L; Kannapolis NC
Jean L; Kannapolis NC

I believe that in the above mentioned photo Kim is having a body painting art of her body as a gift for Kroy. I am truly happy for Kim and Kroy but i would like to comment that all the obstacles that she faced prior to her wedding, she should view as a testament to how she continues to bash NeNe. While in no way do I condone bashing or negativity; if it had not been for NeNe, Kim would not have met Kroy nor would she be happily married to him. She seems to stake a lot on friendship on those who will bring her garbage and will continue to harp on it and now to be Bf with Sheree who clearly has no life is a testament to that. I am glad Sheree is leaving the show because she made a name for herself this season by all the cattiness that she says she is leaving the show because of. Watching the reunion show, Sheree had no place there and if all would be honsest to watch her picking invisible lent off her dress was pathetic. She mentioned last season, don't let the pretty face fool you, was really a wolf speaking out. I just hope her chldren don't use her episodes on Housewives to mold there lives as possitive. While I don't think Bob is the best looking suitor, he had enough common sense to not alloow Sheree to make a fool of him and had she allowed Phaedra to fully do her job, she might ave prevailed. She is shallow and while I love the best of things in life, Sheree is so shallow that she blockis her blessings with whatever it is she views as classy, lol; (far from it). Back to Kim, I hope that after she pays all this for her her beautiful day, she (Kim) makes things right with Kandi and pays her for really making her a success. My views and I am sticking with it.