CAA lists Lisa Vanderpump's pooch as a client. We're not joking.

on Mar 18, 2011 - The Dish

Lisa Vanderpump of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
We know a star when we see one. Lisa Vanderpump's ever-present toy Pomeranian Gigolo, better known as Giggy, has officially landed himself an agent.

"It's true," the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star gushed to UsWeekly. "He's with CAA." By CAA, Lisa's referring to Creative Artists' Agency, which also claims Reese Witherspoon, Julia Roberts, Brad Pitt, and Tom Cruise as clients. Yeesh, and you thought Giggy having his own Twitter account was bizarre.

Now that Lisa's forcing Giggy to get a day job instead of lounging by the pool in her mega-mansion (or was that Cedric?), the 'Wife tells those interested in booking her pampered pooch, "He can do charity. He is open to anything. The only thing he isn't very good at is radio."

But he can tweet. Giggy barked to his 25,000 followers, "mistress has had me working like a dog...." Yet somehow the Gigster found time to pose for photos with The Hills' Audrina Patridge this week. "Audrina tried to steal me... we would make nice babies though," Giggy posted. Guess he's moved on from that barkmance with Dina Manzo's hairless kitty Grandma Wrinkles.

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