Sorry, Ramona Singer, not all luxury vacations can be as good as Turtle Time. Cue the New York Housewife rehashing her (not so) fun in the sun trip to St. Barths.
“Where do I even start with Aviva ... ” the Pinot Queen begins her venting session on UsMagazine.com. How about with the Dreschers’ less than welcoming welcome party? "Aviva said she expected me to put up a banner welcoming her, are you kidding me? One minute she's angry at me for talking about her prosthetic leg, and the next she's angry because I'm not talking about or acknowledging her phobias. I can't win with her."
Sticking by her it's-a-girls'-trip guns, Ramona adds, "I still say this was a girls' trip. Why was Aviva insisting this was not a girls' trip just because a few boys stopped in?"
And, always having her longtime blonde bestie’s back, Avery's mama digs deeper. "The way Aviva spoke to Sonja was so uncalled for. She was so was insulting to me and Sonja. Aviva was making up stories and I thought Sonja handled it quite well. 'Return to sender' was the funniest comment ever that Sonja told Aviva."
Did Aviva overreact or was Ramona in the wrong? Start a Tweet Battle and give your take of the events.
The "face thing" would have been something, if I were Heather, I would have swatted at you for Ramona (sorry it was annoying), but by now I think Heather knows Ramona is a hyper pomeranian when she wants to get her point across (and Ramona would totally own that too)....anyway Ramona, listen, it's not hard to "win" with Aviva...here is a short list of what you'll have to do....(1) give in to Aviva's sense of entitlement, (2) keep a red carpet on you AT ALL TIMES...really Ramona that's friendship 101, (3) placate to Aviva by bowing in her presence whenever she steps off of a plane (4) appease Aviva's sense of understanding by letting her know that everyone in Aviva's presence is "white trash", so you feel honored to be at the top of her White Trash list and finally (5) whenever Aviva feels the need to be in control of how other's feel, just remember one thing........Aviva's always right, even when she half apologizes for her rants. That's it Ramona, 5 simple steps to becoming Aviva's good friend............oh yeah, don't forget to tell Mario to insult women everywhere by calling them old and fat on a world wide television show. Got that Ramona? You fellow piece of white trash ; )
I have a question for you Ramona. Why did you find it necessary while you were in St. Barth's having lunch to get up and constantly put your face in Heather's face to tell her something? If you are having a nice lunch with the girls and you are sitting right next to the person that you want to speak with, you don't have to get up and put your face in hers!! NOT VERY CLASSY!
I am wondering WHY can't you girls go on a nice vacation together JUST ONCE, and enjoy each other's company without fighting!!! I am very sick and tired of watching your show this season....all it consists of is arguments.....and, it is always you and Sonja involved. Time to stop, and act like grown ups!!
Aviva kept blaming you over and over without realizing that you and Sonja were not alone and LuAnn just started sh#! and then sat back and gloated. I started to like LuAnn again but she is a real dirt bag, hides behind her so called manners and etiquette??
This show was pretty bad with Kelly and Jill how long will we have to listen to the broken record Aviva? Ramona you are who you are stay that way!
LOVE U RAMONA!! Just dust off your shoulders Aviva is a waste of time- you were having fun and deserve to! .