Mohamed Hadid, Yolanda Foster's ex and kick-ass RHOBH party-thrower, doesn’t seem to mesh with men the same way he does with the ladies. The silky-haired stunner is currently at war with... actor Sylvester Stallone and it’s getting pretty rocky (har har).

All we can say is, "Huh?!"

Apparently, Stallone initially hired Hadid to work on his home as a contractor after being introduced by Real Housewives of Beverly Hills matriarch Lisa Vanderpump. But soon, things went south. According to TMZ.com, Stallone filed a lawsuit against Hadid a year ago, claiming his “inexpensive, damaged deteriorating and uneven cabinetry and malfunctioning appliances.” Now in new court documents, Hadid alleges that Stallone told him he was going to “blow his head off” or “smash it in with a baseball bat.” Sly also reportedly told Hadid “I am going to kill you.”

Marty Singer, the Los Angeles uber-lawyer famous for repping a laundry list of big names, told ABC News that Mohamed’s claims are a “desperate ploy to smear my client on the eve of trial” and says Hadid is an “individual who loves to publicize himself.”

Sounds like Stallone won’t be hanging out with the giant camels at Mohamed’s next big party. As for Lisa, just told TMZ that "they're old enough to make their own decisions." 

P.S. Let's remember the good times, like the ones with camels! And mermaids! Watch: