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RHONJ Season 5 Preview: Joe vs. Joe!

Bravotv.com shares their picks for the five craziest moments of the new teaser.

May 3

IT HAS ARRIVED...your first look at Season 5 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. And there is some serious drama "On Display." (We suggest having a jug of wine and a box of cannoli on hand while watching.)

There's a lot to be excited/very, very worried about, so in honor of this Sunday's Cinco de Mayo festivities (i.e. consuming an unspeakable amount of Skinnygirl margaritas), we've selected our picks for the five craziest moments from the teaser:

1. Rosie and Joseph's joy ride in Rich's Ferrari
2. Jacqueline eating it on the basketball court
3. That weird wild boar creature. Seriously, what was that?!
4. Melissa and Teresa together on a tight rope
5. That Joe vs. Joe brawl. Yikes!

What it all boils down to is this: clear your calendar on Sunday, June 2 at 8/7c, because this may be the biggest flipping season of New Jersey yet!

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marsha.mcneal 5 pts

team Teresa?!!! never!! she needs to go!!! her and her husband, nothing but drama.

sherri69 5 pts

Here we go! Buckle your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

larhondaw1 21 pts

#teamTeresa Still! Why are the Manzo’s back again sheesh ESPECIALLY Jaqueline SO over her!!! I hope Teresa and her family get it together, it’s heart wrenching to watch them fight each other. 

marc823 3315 pts

I love Teresa and can't wait for the new season to start.

Monique4real 41 pts

I will be not be watching RHONJ anymore! Teresa is always getting bashed and the family drama is too much.

rosyposy 2512 pts

I don't know.  I just have no desire to watch people constantly at each others' throats.  Surely they could come up with some other way to be entertaining.  All the housewives shows are getting to be more and more disgusting.  Maybe they have run their course.    They are same ol, same ol.

Bljb24 22 pts

OMG I can't wait.......I see trouble in paradise in the Manzo's house ......I will have my popcorn ready, sitting on my couch watching this train wreck.......love it.....

chattyone 1579 pts

I am so thankful I do not have a Teresa in my family making accusations that are not true to break up my marriage .

It is sooooooooooo  time for Teresa to take ownership for the trouble she starts .  She makes up stories then runs for cover .

ldav20 9 pts

Why do they have to fight.  Family should support each other agree to disagree...They will all regret everything when its too late and someone is on their deathbed.  I love Kathy and her family.   I love Caroline cos she says it like it is.  

RealHWofCT 9 pts

I can't wait!!!!  Best Housewives of them all!!!

teri.wilson.1297 17 pts

This just looks too messy and out of control. I don't mind train wrecks but this looks like a damn nuclear explosion.  I don't think I'll be tuning in this season.

Bljb24 22 pts

 teri.wilson.1297 oh yes you will because we all enjoy a train wreck when it doesn't involve us...you wont be able to resist.....

tina.hart.3726 11 pts

can I PLEeeese see the whole season like right now? Like all at once? Pleeeeeaase! I've missed it so much! I like my tweets from the girls but it's just not enough! #wishIwasthierneighbor

TGossman 6 pts

Look everyone has problems  and everyone is human, Nothig these people do shock me or surprise me . Life is life come on this is TV an people like drama . Don't you understand they need to make the show great so we all come back and watch ,,,,,,,,, Don't you understand   the more dram the more we all come back to watch  this week better bet a good one Jeff lol ' see u in all soon.. Tonia

 

 

sharpie 9 pts

This is not the way real Jersey people behave.

jaxxiepoo 11 pts

 sharpie I live in Orange County... I think the same can be said for most, if not all, of the Real Housewife series.

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elanacar 9 pts

 DixieDarling  jaxxiepoo  sharpie You see hurt on Teresa's face because she is always confused about how she is being manipulated.  That's the face of dumb.

eastcoast89 7 pts

 sharpie hahaha yes, it is!!! ;)

Scottym445 9 pts

I can tell it is going to be a good season but after watching that I need a drink and it is just the previews LOL!

Kelliann1 1927 pts

Bravo PLEASE tell me why Joe Guidice is a part of this show?  He's a joke a classless wonder. A clown. I was looking forward to seeing my favorite franchise until I saw this.

Pame85 203 pts

 Kelliann1 and what about the other joe.....that one is the KING  of the clowns

Nic01 2573 pts

 Pame85  Kelliann1

 Joe Gorga will do anything for camera time...he's more than a clown!

Robinlynn 2483 pts

 Nic01  Pame85  Kelliann1

 Nic01,  He takes after his big sister!  It must be a Gorga thing!

piperbeau 12676 pts

 Kelliann1  Love me some Joe Guidice!!

DixieDarling 7467 pts

@piperbeau, Im with you. At least J.Guidice doesn't roll in pity like a baby. Little Joe and MeGo are willing to rip their parents hearts out because they're jealous of Teresa

Kelliann1 1927 pts

DixieDarling 

 

If you watched last year, it should be clear.  what is it that they are jealous of?  Joe Gorga has takejn care of his parents for the  11years now financially last year he asked Teresa if she was going to help and she said that she couldn't afford to, yet she  is building on to her house. 

 

 

ALasVegasHousewife 5208 pts

 Kelliann1  DixieDarling That wasn't exactly clarified...Teresa has a very loving relationship with her parents that is worth more to them than money...that for sure is crystal clear.

Teresa and JoeGu are getting through bankruptcy while raising four children and keeping a roof over their heads that should be their first priority...which it appears to be.

If Teresa is able to financially help support her parents...She would, if she isn't already.

 

Besides I wouldn't take JoeGo's word for anything...He's a pig for not being discreet about it...if it's even true.

 

DixieDarling 7467 pts

@ALasVegasHousewife, We agree! :-)

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