Bravotv.com shares their picks for the five craziest moments of the new teaser.

on May 3, 2013 - The Dish0

IT HAS ARRIVED...your first look at Season 5 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. And there is some serious drama "On Display." (We suggest having a jug of wine and a box of cannoli on hand while watching.)

There's a lot to be excited/very, very worried about, so in honor of this Sunday's Cinco de Mayo festivities (i.e. consuming an unspeakable amount of Skinnygirl margaritas), we've selected our picks for the five craziest moments from the teaser:

1. Rosie and Joseph's joy ride in Rich's Ferrari
2. Jacqueline eating it on the basketball court
3. That weird wild boar creature. Seriously, what was that?!
4. Melissa and Teresa together on a tight rope
5. That Joe vs. Joe brawl. Yikes!

What it all boils down to is this: clear your calendar on Sunday, June 2 at 8/7c, because this may be the biggest flipping season of New Jersey yet!

56 comments
JoanneBLeon
JoanneBLeon

I have been watching some of the first 2 season shows,you know back when everyone loved Teresa. Now after watching the first episode of season 3 and it starts off with Melissa,Joe and Kathy talking poorly about Teresa. Teresa didn't change,they brought on the trouble. No one is perfect and yes I wish Teresa could defend herself better but I have no doubt the real GARBAGEbas Joe would say is him and his wife. Team Teresa then and now

quette432004
quette432004

I thought they were getting rid of Jacqueline and Kathy. What happened? I really want some new HW. This family bashing is wearing on the nerves. I want to see more events, show me Jersey life, if I have to go through another season like last one, I will stop watching. It's starting to get worse than Mob Wives, yuck.

quette432004
quette432004

I'm so sick and tired of them ganging up on Teresa. Melissa and Kathy and their husbands came on the show and started bashing Teresa. Instead of her being the bigger person; she started blaming Melissa for her problems. Melissa - victim: girl don't try it. When you throw the first stone/brick you lose your any right to feel sorry for yourself. Just like Melissa talked to Danielle and trashed Teresa; she would do anything for fame. I really wish Teresa was more articulate. She could respond in a more positive manner.

barbjswann
barbjswann

I agree with you ange15242, she has really lost it. I'm really surprised that someone hasn't lost it with her. I especially feel for her brother and kids, wow!!

pyin
pyin

Love this show. but Theresa is absolutely insane, evil, self-centered, lying, manipulative, and just plain sick!! Mentally ill!! I cannot imagine how ANYONE could be a fan. The only fans of her are just ignorant and uneducated..... OR they are as crazy as she is!!! Watching this reunion makes me sick all over again. I can't imagine what the rest of the cast and family have to deal with.

anita.shamblinmaraugha
anita.shamblinmaraugha

I hate it when everyone picks on jaqeline. she is the sweetest person on the show. and she is going thru a lot with her son and her daughter. and yet she continues t stay focused and loveing

Cristian20
Cristian20

I can't wait!!! I love the real housewives of New Jersey. Kathy I love you, your a sweet heart.

OahuGirlFriday
OahuGirlFriday

I like Melissa.  I do believe that Teresa is a phony; but it seems like from the clip she may be  trying to humble herself!  Team Manzo and Laurita all day everyday!!!!

jetala
jetala

OMG here we go again....ug ......so talk about drama, Melissa the crap starter n dramatically drops on her knees begging Tre to leave them alone.......because melissa never never stirs the shit....n tells every one, your from jersey toughin up....why you aint touch ! .............ug team Tre.......

marsha.mcneal
marsha.mcneal

team Teresa?!!! never!! she needs to go!!! her and her husband, nothing but drama.

sherri69
sherri69

Here we go! Buckle your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

larhondaw1
larhondaw1

#teamTeresa Still! Why are the Manzo’s back again sheesh ESPECIALLY Jaqueline SO over her!!! I hope Teresa and her family get it together, it’s heart wrenching to watch them fight each other. 

marc823
marc823

I love Teresa and can't wait for the new season to start.

Monique4real
Monique4real

I will be not be watching RHONJ anymore! Teresa is always getting bashed and the family drama is too much.

rosyposy
rosyposy

I don't know.  I just have no desire to watch people constantly at each others' throats.  Surely they could come up with some other way to be entertaining.  All the housewives shows are getting to be more and more disgusting.  Maybe they have run their course.    They are same ol, same ol.

Bljb24
Bljb24

OMG I can't wait.......I see trouble in paradise in the Manzo's house ......I will have my popcorn ready, sitting on my couch watching this train wreck.......love it.....

ldav20
ldav20

Why do they have to fight.  Family should support each other agree to disagree...They will all regret everything when its too late and someone is on their deathbed.  I love Kathy and her family.   I love Caroline cos she says it like it is.  

RealHWofCT
RealHWofCT

I can't wait!!!!  Best Housewives of them all!!!

teri.wilson.1297
teri.wilson.1297

This just looks too messy and out of control. I don't mind train wrecks but this looks like a damn nuclear explosion.  I don't think I'll be tuning in this season.

tina.hart.3726
tina.hart.3726

can I PLEeeese see the whole season like right now? Like all at once? Pleeeeeaase! I've missed it so much! I like my tweets from the girls but it's just not enough! #wishIwasthierneighbor

TGossman
TGossman

Look everyone has problems  and everyone is human, Nothig these people do shock me or surprise me . Life is life come on this is TV an people like drama . Don't you understand they need to make the show great so we all come back and watch ,,,,,,,,, Don't you understand   the more dram the more we all come back to watch  this week better bet a good one Jeff lol ' see u in all soon.. Tonia

 

 

sharpie
sharpie

This is not the way real Jersey people behave.

Scottym445
Scottym445

I can tell it is going to be a good season but after watching that I need a drink and it is just the previews LOL!

Kelliann1
Kelliann1

Bravo PLEASE tell me why Joe Guidice is a part of this show?  He's a joke a classless wonder. A clown. I was looking forward to seeing my favorite franchise until I saw this.

Kelliann1
Kelliann1

 @jetala 

Yeah, here we go again people just like yourself that's bat sh## crazy over Teresa who is bat sh## crazy.  If you don't like Melissa and Joey say that don't say things you have know idea about, like she stirs the pot you don't know.  Truth be told she probably stirs more dinners than Teresa does and isn't that what Teresa wants to be known for? oops sorry Teresa's mom deserves that credit.  Teresa is the one that's satisfied being famous for the train wreck she shows herself to be , that's why shes so good at it.  People like you just encourages her to continue to act ignorant.   

pat.cary1
pat.cary1

 @jetala Do you mean like when Teresa dropped to her knees and worshiped a coffee table???  Yeah, typical kool aid buzz

Kelliann1
Kelliann1

 @Monique4real 

Bashed by who ???? No !!  Melissa is the one that gets bashed all the time here on the blogs, Teresa doesn't get bashed on the show the difference is people that actually know her react to the person she really is.  The people that blog about her with praise is doing so out of blindness and for the love of the drama they crave.  

Kelliann1
Kelliann1

 @chattyone 

Teresa will never take ownership of nothing, because it would be the right thing to do.

Bljb24
Bljb24

 @teri.wilson.1297 oh yes you will because we all enjoy a train wreck when it doesn't involve us...you wont be able to resist.....

jaxxiepoo
jaxxiepoo

 @sharpie I live in Orange County... I think the same can be said for most, if not all, of the Real Housewife series.

Pame85
Pame85

 @Kelliann1 and what about the other joe.....that one is the KING  of the clowns

jetala
jetala

 @Kelliann1my reply's to you keep getting removed...so here it is short n sweet...your hecka stupid.......

 

jetala
jetala

 @pat.cary1  @jetala

 bahhaaa ok typical kool aid buzz no body said Tre wasnt dramatic...Italian's are drama....what i said was "talk about drama"

DixieDarling
DixieDarling

@piperbeau, Im with you. At least J.Guidice doesn't roll in pity like a baby. Little Joe and MeGo are willing to rip their parents hearts out because they're jealous of Teresa

jetala
jetala

 @pat.cary1Never said I didnt ... said italians are drama !, dramatic, loud, passionate..dang stop tryin to jump on some bull shit...melissa is drama aannnnddd so is the rest of the family/cast....

 

pat.cary1
pat.cary1

 @jetala  @pat.cary1 Melissa is Italian.  Does she not get the same 'pass' you are giving Teresa for her dramatics?  

 

judy@london
judy@london

@ DixieDarling-I have never seen Joe Gorga "roll in pity".What I've always seen is a fun-loving guy who works hard and loves his family.What exactly is it that Joe Guidice does for a living?Other than committing crimes and going to court,that is.Oh,and talking on the phone to his mistress(while he's mic'ed,no one ever accused Joe OR Tre of being the sharpest pencil in the box).

judy@london
judy@london

 @ALasVegasHousewife  @Kelliann1  @DixieDarling Oh please,IF Teresa and Joe G.EVER helped her pardents financially we would all never hear the end of it.Plus,she spends money right and left on everything else (and always has,bankruptcy or not)so why shouldn't she help out with her parents?LIKE THE GORGA's HAVE FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG!

Kelliann1
Kelliann1

@DixieDarling 

 

If you watched last year, it should be clear.  what is it that they are jealous of?  Joe Gorga has takejn care of his parents for the  11years now financially last year he asked Teresa if she was going to help and she said that she couldn't afford to, yet she  is building on to her house.